Run for you life! Twentay's Great Escape!
Disclaimer I don't own the characters from Naruto nor do I own Twentay, he belongs to himself and if he isn't careful, the Kyubi(?) of the story.
I hope ya like it Twentay and I really got to stop leaving you in such bad places in the story, ne?
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It's about eleven o clock and I'm being ushered into what will be my room for the little amount of time that I will be staying here.
It's a tiny room with bunk beds a vanity right beside the window on the far right and a hope chest that had a sticker that says 'Sound Pride' on it in glitter.
I am not impressed.
I stalk towards the bunk bed and sit myself on the bottom; Sasuke's snoring on the top bunk which he had stated was his before leaping up there and falling asleep.
Oh yeah, did I mention that I am sharing a room with his royal princess pain in the ass? I didn't? Oh, well yeah he's my roommate-oh crud I threw up in my mouth just a little bit.
I take my small bag, I'd had to sneak out of the bar to buy some clothes and other things-and placed them in the empty hope chest. After talking to Orochimaru, which I wont wish on even the biggest jerk-I learned that my pay wouldn't be horrible and that I would be given protection.
Protection? Ha! Give me a break!
If I come to see Anko coming my way I'm throwing him and little princess Sasuke and hauling ass. That's my battle plan.
And what's plan B you ask?
I have no clue…I was hoping that the whole Orochimaru and Sasuke tossing would be enough.
Stop rolling your eyes it's a great plan.
-coughs into hand- Anyway as I was saying…oh yes I-
"kukukukukukuku!"
I keep hearing that laugh I swear it's coming from the inn across the street.
I wonder what kinda nut is making that noise?
-view pans to Anko-
"Kukukukukukukukuku!!!!!!!!!"
-Back on Twentay-
Argh whatever I'm going to bed, I'll continue narration in the morning.
-Next morning in Konoha-
Naruto sat up in bed, stretching his limbs and smiling dumbly at…nothing. He tosses his sleeping cap off and meanders to the bathroom to do bathroom-like things…I am not describing it so we'll just wait till he's done.
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What? Don't look at me like that! I can't make him go any faster!
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After five minutes Naruto walked out the bathroom wearing his normal outfit, singing.
"I want ramen! I want ramen! Gonna get Ramen today hey hey!" Suddenly he stops and stares out the window…has he found the camera crew?
"My Sasuke senses are tingling!"
Phew! He didn't find us…
"Must locate emo!"
And whoosh! Off he goes, out that door on his way to try an retrieve Sasuke…again.
-Orochi's Super Special Awesome Host Club-
"No."
"It doesn't look that bad Twentay."
"Hell no."
Staring into the mirror in the dressing room a not so morning person, me, stared into image reflected into the mirror.
It just wasn't me. I'm Twentay, a guy. Sure I might not be the bulkiest and manly man…I'm not the freakin' Brawny man but this…this!?!
This is ridiculous!
I'm wearing a freaking Card Capture Sakura outfit!
The pink frilly one with the pink bonnet!
"You look…cute."
I look at Sasuke with literal fire in my eyes.
"Go to hell."
"All ready there young Clow master."
He's dressed as that Shuichi guy from Gravitation…He's got the black little short jumpsuit thing and the short sleeved yellow trench with black gloves-I find the pink wig he has to wear hilarious!
But that's besides the point…he insulted me…I must throw something.
SMACK!
The coffee table did the trick apparently. He lands on the floor face first with a whumping sound. Did I hear a crack? Did I break his brain?
Before he wakes up Kabuto-wearing a cat outfit- bombards me with giggles and a smile. He grabs my arm, and Sasuke's foot, and drags out of the back. This is a long nightmare that just needs to end.
I'd rather be stuck in a room with IT then these losers.
Opening time is soon you two! Get yourselves ready! Tee Hee!"
Did he just? Oh God get me outta here!
As I was about to make my way out of the club, using my clow wand stick thing as a weapon, the door burst open and I came face to face with Naruto.
Blink.
"Uh…hello."
He's just staring at me…why is he staring at me?
"Wow! You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"
"WHAT?"
The little idiot takes my hand and goofily smiles and I swear I am close to killing him until Orochimaru-dressed as a bride-comes up behind up and places his slimy snake hands on my shoulder.
"Why hello young sir, I am the Madam. Do you designate this 'girl' for the day?"
My eye is twitching.
"Uh well I was looking for someone…I thought he might be here…but um. Sure why not!"
Twitch.
Growl.
Knuckles cracking.
I'll kill this kid!
And I was about to until things got a whole lot worse.
How did that happen, you ask?
Well, Anko just walked through the front door.
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Sera: There! Long winded but I had no idea for this chapter and I know it's not very good so bear with me please. This chapter is here to merely send everything into motion. And yes, Naruto shows how idiotic he could be.
Twentay: Sasuke called me cute…-shudders-
Sera: Sorry just needed some humor and I wanted everyone to question Sasuke's sexuality.
Twentay: More so then they already do?
Sera: Yup.
Twentay: I feel so dirty!
Sera: Then take a bath! Anyway, review and I will continue with it! No flames please! For those Fan girls out there if you review I'll give you a shirtless Gaara and Neji!
Twentay: o.O'
Sera: REVIEW!
