A New Villain

A New Villain

Last time, Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Brandon had started a battle and Perry had sat down to watch it. Now we return you to our amazing story.

Doofenshmirtz and Brandon charged at each other, each bent on destroying the other. The two started a slap fight, each one giving it all he had.

"You'll never out-slap me!" Doofenshmirtz stated as Brandon laughed and remarked, "I'm the king of slap fights."

It lasted about 2 minutes, each one just slapping the other over and over again while Perry started to get bored and was thankful for his popcorn.

But just as Brandon was ready to pull out a super slap to the mad doctor's face, Doofenshmirtz did a back flip toward a large door and said, "This whole battle of wills is going nowhere. It's time to end this like true scientists!"

With that, he walked into another room and crashed through the door in a battle robot, catching Brandon by surprise.

He turned and noticed his totaled door and shouted, "Oh, that's just perfect! It was supposed to open when I got in the robot!!"

"That robot is child's play," Brandon scoffed, "This is nothing compared to my own… portable robot."

With that, he pulled a robot suit out of his pocket with a sign on it that said 'Just add water' and sprinkled a drop of H2O upon it, causing it to grow as he leapt inside of it. Doofenshmirtz and Perry were both spellbound by the absolute genius of a robot that you could fit in your pocket. To make things more impressive, the robot was lined with missiles for fists and emerald armor.

Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb were at a local parts shop looking for a fuel tank for their rocket.

"How about this one?" Phineas asked holding up one as Ferb shook his head.

"Is this good?" Isabella asked holding up a slightly different one as Ferb shook his head.

Then the boy spotted it, the perfect fuel tank for the rocket. He gazed upon its glory, his eyes wide and sparkly.

"Found it," he said sounding rather unimpressed as Phineas said, "Cool, thanks," as he took it off the shelf and took it to the cashier.

The cashier looked at the fuel tank, then at the one purchasing it and asked, "Hey, aren't you a little young to be a rocket Scientist?"

"Yes," Phineas replied, "Yes I am."

The cashier whistled with admiration and Phineas made his purchase. The rocket would be completed very soon.

Candace and Stacy had spent all day picking out Candace's nicest clothes. She looked absolutely gorgeous and was about to put on some eye liner when the doorbell rang.

"That must be him!" she squealed as she ran up to the door.

She opened it to see none other than her dream man. Jeremy was the most handsome boy she knew. He had slick blond hair, bright blue eyes and a green jacket over his brown shirt.

"Wow, Candace, you look amazing," he said with a grin as Candace giggled and let him in.

Stacy realized this was a bad time to be in Candace's home. Of all times, during a date was not a good idea, so she immediately leapt out of the window and fell flat on her face passing out cold just seconds after seeing the blurry image of a rocket in the back yard.

Doofenshmirtz was the first to deliver a blow as his robot's fist slammed into Brandon's robot's face. The robot simply rubbed where it hit and started to fume along with its owner as its missile fist rammed into the mad Scientist's robot.

Perry was actually starting to worry. What if Doofenshmirtz did lose? There was no way he'd be able to accept an opponent stronger than his rightful arch-rival.

Doofenshmirtz rubbed his head and said, "Wow, that was a total kick in the pants! But we'll see how much you're laughing after I unleash the devastation ray I installed in this robot!"

With that, a huge cannon came out of the robot's head as Brandon had a little accident in his pants.

"Aw, MAN!" he wined, "These were new pants! Fine. Robot, change my pants."

With that, a secret compartment opened in the cockpit as small robotic arms came out and quickly changed Brandon's pants at a speed so fast, it was almost as if he'd never changed them in the first place.

With that, the devastation ray fired and created a huge explosion. Doofenshmirtz waved his arms up and down shouting, "AHAH! I KNEW I COULD BEAT THAT STUPID ROBOT! NOT EVEN EMERALD CAN SURVIVE THE DEVASTATION RAY!"

But alas, he had spoken to soon, for when the smoke cleared, Brandon's robot was not only still standing; it looked brand spanking new.

"Thanks for the clean-up," Brandon said, "By the way, my robot gets its paintjobs from deadly lasers, so the deadliest ones only make it look nicer."

Doofenshmirtz had to admit defeat. He opened up his robot and said, "Alright, just take my lab. There's no way I can beat you."

Then he started to sob as he fled the lab and Perry just stared in shock at this display. He couldn't believe what he had seen. A stuck-up teenager had defeated a slightly less stuck-up Scientist.

"And now to do what that stupid doctor couldn't do," Brandon said, pointing a missile fist at Perry, "destroy his former arch nemesis!"

Perry quickly leapt to the side and opened up the back of the robot, but he was shocked to see that there was no wiring within it. There was nothing he could shut it down with. How was this possible? Could it be this boy was too smart for his own good?

Well, he had no time to think about that as the young professor picked him up and threw him out the window.

Just as Perry was about to hit the pavement, his rocket car flew by and picked him up, saving him from certain death, but right now, Perry was so ashamed, he would have accepted death if it had happened.

"Now I will rule over this city!" Brandon shouted triumphantly, "AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!"

And so, the rocket was finally complete. Phineas and Ferb were more than ready to test this out as a bunch of other kids entered the back yard.

"What are they doing here?" Phineas asked as Isabella grinned and said, "I invited a few kids over."

"Well, the more the merrier," Phineas replied as the kids all grouped together into the rocket.

Lawrence had finally gotten used to walking, but had to use a cane. He was ready to get a little snack from the fridge when he heard something like a rocket thruster going off.

He turned his head towards the window and noticed a shocking sight. A rocket in his own back yard had taken off into the sky. This meant only one thing.

'Candace was right?' he thought, 'There's no way.'

Candace and Jeremy were hanging out in Candace's room just as the rocket flew past the window.

"Whoa, did a rocket just launch in your back yard?" Jeremy asked as Candace looked outside and said, "You know, I'm just not gonna care this time."

Lawrence looked in a mirror and said, "I must have been just daydreaming. There is no way my children are smart enough to build a rocket in the back yard."

After stressing that to himself, he sighed with relief and went back to the couch. He shouldn't have been walking around anyway. Perhaps it was just the stress of walking that made him see it.

What he didn't realized was that he really had seen a rocket and the kids inside looked out at all the stars in the galaxy.

"Come ride away in our magical rocket," Phineas sang, "Gaze upon the stars and witness many things you can't see on Earth. You cannot fit this sorta thing in your pocket. This is a miracle greater than birth."

As the kids started to dance, Phineas continued with, "We built this rocket in one single hour, and it's to be enjoyed for it is ours! Gaze upon the stars and the planets Jupiter and Mars! Anything can happen when you're with Phineas and Ferb!"

Now what of Perry, the main star of this plotline? Well, he was down in the dumps. He returned to the base as Monogram appeared on the screen picking his nose and spat, "GREAT ZOOTS, THE CAMERA'S ON!!"

Then he regained his composure and said, "Now's the time for a close-up!"

With that, the camera zoomed into his face as it slammed into that exact spot and the army major rubbed his head saying, "You know I can have you fired as my intern, right?"

Then he noticed Perry and said, "Agent P, we just wanted to congratulate you on stopping Dr. Doofenshmirtz."

He noticed that Perry seemed down in the dumps as he asked, "What's wrong, Agent P? You did succeed, didn't you?"

Perry slipped a fax into his chair as the major read it over and gasped.

"A new villain took over?" he asked, "And you LOST!?"

Perry sighed and just about threw a fit the Monogram waved his hands in front of the screen and said, "Listen, Perry, don't let it get you down. We all fail from time to time. Just get some rest and I'm sure you'll be ready to take him on tomorrow."

Perry nodded, but of course, he didn't agree. He didn't believe that he could stop someone so smart. He sighed and walked out into the open, putting on his mindless pet routine.

He looked up at the sky, a teardrop going down his face as thoughts only went through his head in the form of song.

"What happened today? This isn't how it should be. It was just you and me, fighting each other everyday. Where did the good times go? I feel like I am a long lost cause with nowhere to turn. I'm gonna miss the days when I used to kick your butt all across the floor. Now I've been kicked out the door… the door of success and fulfillment. What can I do? I'll do anything to go back to the way it was."

He walked along the yard and folded his arms lying on the back lawn thinking the following:

"I feel as if I have lost an enemy but also that I have lost a friend! How can I live with myself when I can no longer follow this trend! There's nowhere else in the world for me. I grew up and agent whose purpose was to fight you. But now I'm no longer free, I can no longer fight you and you can no longer fight me too."

Perry needed to clear his head, so he fell into a deep sleep.