A Name as Cool as Akatsuki

A Name as Cool as Akatsuki
Disclaimer: No, no, I don't own Naruto.

A/N: I'd like to thank my reviewer Legally Brunett for the inspiration for the pre-lemon scene, and also for helping me decide to actually write this team too, and give Zetsu a super cool one-shot! Much thanks, baby girl!

Chapter Three: Deidara and Tobi

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"Say…sempai-san?" Tobi wailed.

Alliteration. God's gift to idiots.

"Yeah, Tobi?"

"Don't you think I can get fangirls? Kisame-san just said that I couldn't because no one can see my face!"

"What would Kisame know? He's a shark man, un. He has no fangirls."

(Kisame Fangirl Club members –authoress included- rear their heads in anger)

"So you think I'm cute, right Deidara-sempai?" Tobi cuddled up to the blond, purring.

The blue eyed man looked down at his partner with a vague air of disgust. "Tobi…you do know I'm not a woman, right?"

The orange mask stared at him in consternation. "NOOOO!"

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"Deidara-sempai! Noooo! Why did you have to die!? You were such a good sempai, a bit of an asshole though…and kinda mean…not to mention girlie looking…and I never really understood the whole 'un' thing, that was just creepy…"

"Ahem, un."

"Deidara-sempai! You're alive!"
The taller man glared at him. "If I spend a few minutes longer in the bathroom than normal, it doesn't mean I died in there, Tobi."

"Ohhhh…I'll remember that."

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"Tobi, go rob that man over there," Deidara ordered. The black haired man scratched the back of his head. "Why?"

"Because he looks rich and we have no money."

"Okay," Tobi said and marched to the man on the horse. "Excuse me, I'm going to rob you now," he said politely.

The man looked down at him. "I would not have a man sin by committing an act of thievery!" he declared, "I am a man of God! Should any man want something that is mine, he only need ask and I will give it to him! Ask, good man, and I will give!"

"That's very kind of you," Tobi smiled under the orange mask, "But my sempai told me to rob you, so I can't accept charity. If you could just scream and make a fuss and let me kill you and take your money, I'd really appreciate it."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, son."

"I see…" Tobi said, "Well, sorry to bother you, you can go on now."

He returned to the blond man, who blinked at him. "Where's the money?"

"He was a man of God."

"…Tobi, you're such a lucky bitch for being my partner and not Kakuzu's, you know that?"

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yaoii time! Whoop whoop for the return of my lemon writing abilities!!

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"Deidara-sempai!" Tobi whined, "Why won't you play any attention to me? Tobi is a good boy!" The blond had been ignoring him since they'd come out on this mission, and they were now resting for the night at a cheap, third rate inn.

"Because you're an annoying brat, un!" Deidara snapped, then flinched inwardly as he realized that this was the kind of exchange he and Sasori used to have…but now he was the sempai, the danna.

"But I'm a good partner," the black haired man whined, "And I won't die on you like Sasori-sama did, I swear!"

"Yeah, well, Sasori was a better kisser, un!"

"Nuh-uh, and Tobi can prove it to sempai!" he yelled and ran to the blond, abruptly throwing his arms around his neck and kissing him ravenously. Deidara's jaw dropped in surprise, and Tobi's tongue attacked his own, pushing it around until the blond was forced to dominate to keep the muscle from bruising.

"Hnnng," he moaned, "S-sempai…"

Deidara pushed him away. "What the hell do you think you were doing—" he was cut off by Tobi's hand on his mouth. The orange mask came off, slowly, revealing a pale, grinning man. Blue eyes widened in amazement and Tobi took his hand away.

"Sempai…let me have you forget everything," he whispered, pleading, "Let me show you…let me show you how to live again…let me show you there's more than just his memories…please…"

A voice said, "Make me forget everything, Tobi," and Deidara realized it was his own when Tobi obliged, holding his hand, sucking on his fingers, pushing the blond back against the wall of their room. He groaned as Tobi's hand rubbed against the material of his pants, teasing him. The shorter man cupped his privates, and slid a thumb over the blond's hardening cock's head. Deidara twitched, and wrapped his arms around Tobi, trying to pull him in closer.

"Ah, wait!" Tobi gasped as he felt his sempai's arousal rub against his own, "S-sempai!" he moaned as Deidara ripped away his shirt and ran his rough, tongued hands over his chest, his rippling muscles tensing under the sensation.

"Tobi…shhhh. Prove to me that you're a good boy, h'mm?" the ex-rock ninja panted, undoing his pants, leaning in to nip at the other man's neck, sucking and biting gently, to soothe and excite at the same time.

"Nngh," Tobi moaned, his hands twining in the sun kissed locks of the taller man as he lowered his mouth to his quivering prostrate, licking up the pre-cum and skillfully wrapping his tongue around it. Tobi shivered, circling Deidara's neck with his legs, pushing his dick deeper into his hot, wet mouth. "Ahhhh!"

Deidara started mumbling nonsense around his mouthful, the vibrations running up the shaft and making Tobi lightheaded with ecstasy. "Faster, s-sempai!" he cried, nearing his orgasm, spilling his seed into the blond's mouth.

Deidara pushed his legs up, and climbed onto the bed, and Tobi writhed to turn as the blue eyed male pushed several fingers roughly into his hole.

"Unnnn…" Deidara growled, "Tobi, say my name."

"D-Deidara s-sempai!" Tobi squeaked. His lover laughed. "Louder, Tobi, shout it! You like this, don't you?" he asked, wiggling his fingers around a bit in the tightness of his ass, desperate to be buried in that heat, "Show me how much, Tobi!"
"Deidara sempai!" Tobi yelled, "Out! Fingers…out!"

"You don't want it?" Deidara questioned with an air of malicious innocence, "Alright then," he said, and moved away.

"No," Tobi gritted out, "I…want you…"

"You want me what?"

"I want you in me!"

"I was in you, Tobi, but you just said—"

"I want your dick in me!" he screamed, "I want you to fuck me as hard as you can!"

Deidara smirked, and brought his weeping arousal to Tobi's ass. "Whatever you say, boss," he whispered sadistically, and entered him with a swift thrust.

"Ahhhh!"

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-beams at audience- the inner pervert has reawaken! Celebrate her revival!