A/N: Keep going I shall! Thanks for the review! A bit of humor for you below...

Warning!: Near the end there's... somewhat of a sexual situation. Nothing to bad kiddies! Don't gotta run to your mommy's yet!

Disclaimer: Once again, I tried to purchase Naruto from Itachi. He put me in his world thingy, and I was being followed by Kisame and Zetsu into the woods... for seventy two hours. When I woke up... he was gone. Damn weasle. I WILL GET YOU ITACHI UCHIHA!

Itachi: Hmm?

Me: *SQUEE* AHHHH! *glomps Itachi*

Sasuke: *Twitching* Must... kill... brother...

Me: Uh oh... uh... I'M NOT THE CREATOR! HEAD TO THE HILLS MUFASA!

Mufasa: WOOF!


I never got along well with other kids growing up. I didn't like sharing... Candy, toys, pets, If I had it, you name it, if I had it, then I didn't share it.

And worse? When the, 'You have to share, or I'll tell your mommy!' came around, I'd end up laughing, and my little fist ended up in some innocent kids face... all because they wanted me to share. Call me greedy. I agree.

Mom would scold me for it, dad would laugh and ask how much they bled, and grandpa would start preaching about how violence solves every problem. And we all know, what grandpa says, goes. 'Never disobey the Grampster' He'd say... damn right I didn't.

"C'MON NEE-CHAN! IT'S JUST ONE NOODLE!" Poor Naruto didn't know my phobia of sharing...

What did Sasuke do? "Hn. Idiot." He cave-manned.

"MINE!" I screeched. I figured, punching a Ninja wouldn't be a very smart thing to do... so I did the next best thing and Gibbs-Slapped him. I totally watch NCIS. "And Chika, if you continue to speak cave-man and I'll burn all your cloths and have a bon-fire, replace your body wash with super-grow for hair, and leave you with a skirt thingy."

"Uchiha." Kakashi corrected as Sakura giggled, Naruto rubbed his Gibbs-Slapped head, and Sasuke glared.

"I'm only saying this one more time Hatake. Your book, will die." Yes, I still have his book. His pervy, boobie covered book.

I recieved a, "Hn." in response. I finished up my noodles with a slurp, right in Naruto's face, and then we proceeded to leave.

"Great, now we have two cavemen! Not one, two! Peachy-dee!" I threw my hands into the air and walked a bit ahead of everyone. Right into a wall. Sighing, I patted it. "You're an odd wall, ain'tcha'? Poppin' up outta no where, hittin' me in the face... That's okay though, I know a therapist, his name is Mr. Stop Sign, he walked into me too. He can help you with your problem."

"Why, Beautiful Flower, I am no wall! I am Konoha's very own Beautiful Green Beast! I bring joy to all with my youthfulness!" I looked up at the very person I'd been dying to meet... for the past three days I've had Kakashi's book. Together, we'd drive Kakashi up Miss. Wall! Who knows, maybe they'd fall in love, and have little Hatake walls...

"YOU! I have a proposition of extreme youthful...ness. With this book!-" I ripped Kakashi's book from my shirt, catching said masked man's widening eye. "We shall challenge Hatake Kakashi in a series of physical youthfullness!"

The B.G.B (Beautiful Green Beast) flashed a grin, taking the book. "I like the way your youthful mind thinks, Flower!"

"YATTA! Come to the dark side kiddies! We're bakin' cookies. And if you don't I'll use my eye thing-y which I now dub the True Evil Eye! T-E-E for short..." I grinned at them. Cookies was enough to convince Naruto, but when my eyes were brought up, Sakura and Sasuke quickly made their way over.

"You're evil. A horribly, horribly, horribly evil girl." Hatake glared at me and I winked.

"MUFASA! We have cookies and schemes to bake! Mush! Team's Guy and Kakashi, righteo-cheerio's, let's go!" I pointed dramatically and made my way back to my appartment.

"Guy-Sensei... where are we going?" The weird white eye'd guy asked... I now call him bug eyes. Heh, catchy...

"To this Flowers home, where we withh bake cookies and schemes to test my eternal rival Kakashi's youthful physical capeability! Let's go!" Team Guy, excluding Lee, sighed, rubbing their head.

"YES GUY-SENSEI!" If you don't know who said that, then shall you be stoned and dragged via chariot through the Roman streets naked... JUST KIDDING! But I won't tell you if you don't know...

#&*&%#* Some colorful language later... *#%&*&#

"Jeeze, you people are boring. Your freakin' ninja's, get up and dance or something! Maa, chicken butt, keep glaring at me and I'll expose your secret crush on Naru-Kun." All eyes were on C.B (Chicken Butt aka. Sasuke), whose face was red hot and very angry.

"I DO NO-"

"I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY!" I shouted before he finished, fixing him with a stern gaze. I got an odd look from most people. Key word being most people... wait, that's two words...

"Your youthful humor is very amusing flower." Guy chuckled.

"Haha... yeah... youthful humor..." I rolled my eyes. Humor my ass. "Hey, am I makin' chocolate chip or gingerbread...? I know it isn't Christmas, but... you gotta love gingerbread men in floral pattern... It's like... a mini Vay-Kay for gingerbread men... then they get eaten." That's when Kakashi came in, bored look on his face.

But then... his eye locked on his book, which was hanging out of my backpocket.

All it took was a blink, and the nut job was wrestling with my torture buddy trying to get to me! Damn ninja's and their pervy obsessive compulsive reading habits...

Hm... what did my mom do when I got into fights with my cousins...? "AHA!" I ran to the closet, grabbing the broom, the proceeded to whack them with it, Mufasa barking with me. "DOWN BOY!" WHAP, I hit Kakashi. He glared at me and I squeaked, then ran, only to walk into another wall- I mean... get walked into by a wall. Yeah, they walk into me, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND BUDDY!

But this was no wall... this was... a Kakashi. "Give me the book."

"I have a broom! I will Chuck Norris your ass!" I waved said broom back and forth. Then he took it.

"Now I have a broom. And I'll Kakashi your ass." When in this predicament, the only right thing to do is this:

I grabbed Kakashi's shoulders, looked in his eye, dead serious, and screamed.

Then, I slid between his legs and booked it.

But I got hit by another wall in the hallway! Where the hell do they all come from? But this was... ANOTHER KAKASHI!

"Well shit..." I said simply. Then it hit me. "That's what I said right before I got hit by a car!"

"I put your bed together, that was the deal!" He exclaimed and I snorted.

"I had nothing to do with this deal."

"You did."

"You lie!"

"You lie!"

"Fish."

"What?"

"You have five seconds to get rid of that word."

"Give me the book."

"What? DAMN! NARUTO!"

"WHAT?"

"YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO GET RID OF THAT WORD."

"SASUKE!"

"Shut up dobe."

"Give me the book."

"Never."

"WHY NOT!"

I widened my left eye, then, with a serious face and my best southern military voice, said, "Because I like makin' you squirm."

He eyed me oddly, then swatted me with the broom. "You did not just hit me with a broom."

"I did." He shrugged.

"YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN OJI-CHAN! AHHHHH! PERVERSION!"I belted out, hitting him in the head with the book as both teams came running to where I was now in my room.

I got in, closing and locking the door. "Phew, that was a close one..." I whipped the sweat from my brow.

When I turned... ANOTHER FUCKING WALL HIT ME! Oh, wait, nope, that's another Kakashi. "You really need to stop that."

"Stop what?" He raised his visible eye brow.

"This whole wall charade. I know you aren't a wall Kakashi." I poked him, stuffing the book back down my shirt.

His eye twitched like I hit a button that said 'SELF DESTRUCT, DO NOT PRESS'. "Give. Me. The. Book."

"N.O." I grinned.

"You're done." He tackled me and tried pulling the book from my shirt, hand down my top.

The door burst open and multiple eyes widened. Naruto was determined to catch flies... "Y-You a-and... Kaka-S-Sensei... doing... THE DIRTY!"He screamed and ran.

Then I realised our position...

He was ontop of me, where he'd tackled me onto my bed, hand down my shirt trying to get his book, over my bra. My hands were on his shoulders and my legs pushed up, where he was between them, and our noses were pressed together.

I coughed, turning my head as he pulled away, with no book... "Well... this is akward."

Sasuke and Sakura were twitching... probably petrified and never able to look at either of us the same way ever again. Neji, Lee, and TenTen were most definately scarred for life, and Guy had a smirk on his face... "My, my, eternal rival Kakashi... I never thought I'd see the day. Expecially with such a beautiful flower." Then they were all gone.

"We'll never hear the end of this, will we?"

"No... we won't."

A few seconds passed after he spoke. " ...Can I have my book back now?"

I snorted. "Fuck no."

"Why not?" He demanded.

"...Because you decided my dignity was less important than your book and boobie raped me." He grinned sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck. I scowled at him and debated on glaring at him.

"Sorry..."

"Get off. In the next few weeks I'll have been pregnant, a whore, a good lay, and many other things in the public eye. I'll never live this down... all thanks to you and your pervy reading habits."

"...At least it's with me..."

"Makes it all better." I winked, then rolled my eyes, heading into the kitchen and clearing out the oven of the finished cookies.

He came up behind me and pushed his hand down my shirt, grabbing his book and letting his fingers trail my mound. "...You ever do that again with out my permission and I'll castrate you, ya hear?"

"Yes ma'am." He winked. Then whispered in my ear, "Frisky."

I grabbed a steak knife and we began to play tag... well, I did anyway... "C'MERE PERV! YOU AIN'T HAVIN' NO BABIES!"


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