LIST TEN HETALIA CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME
1. China
2. Iceland
3. England
4. America
5. Romano
6. Denmark
7. Norway
8. Switzerland
9. Spain
10. Canada
It's always the same 10/12/whatever… it's easier that way :P
1) What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
China? *sighs* What's wrong now? Did Russia "be mean" to you again?
2) 3 walked into the bathroom while you're in the shower?
Yell at England. Really loudly. And chuck everything I can grab at him.
3) 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
America's gonna marry Spain?
I don't ship. Can we get some USUK or Spamano instead?
4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Roma~ Yay! This is awesome! *noms on pasta and pizza*
5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
So Denmark was sleeping next to me… I'd draw on his face. And then blame it on Norway when he wakes up to see what happens ^_~
6) 7 suddenly confessed to being a member of your family?
Norway's my brother? Well… I thought I was Chinese, but that's awesome! I'll call you onii-chan, Norge!
Oh! Then that means Icey is my brother too, right?
7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
How the HELL did Switzerland get injured?!
8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?
*slaps Spain* That's what you get! My friends love you, anyways! Why you so mean?!
9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Canadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. Why are you doing this?! Are you trying to make me feel like you?!
Canada: I'm over here…
Me: *keeps yelling*
10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
China would get his wok and ladle and kick butt, aru!
11) You're on a vacation with 2 and he manages to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Iceland would be calm on the outside but be really, really freaked out and worried on the inside. Then I think he'd drive me to a hospital.
12) Its your birthday. What will 3 give you?
England… Scones… crap.
*runs away like Italy*
13) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
America would "BE THE HERO!" and save me. Or try to, at least :P
14) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Romano: I don't care, bastardo. Don't come crying to me when you make a fool of yourself.
Me: ...Thanks for the encouragement...
15) You're about to marry 3. 10's reaction?
I'm marrying Iggy~ Yay! Well, yay, as long as I cook… Anyways, it'd be something like this…
Canada: Congrats! I hope you have a happy life, eh?
Iggy: Hm? Jess, did you hear something?
Me: It was probably just the wind.
Canada: … It's me… Canada...
16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Norway would sic his troll and his other magical creatures on him!
17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Spain would probably be there with a sign or something and cheer really loudly! Or maybe bring a guitar and play music XD
18) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Canada: *trying to get my attention*
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD
Canada: *gives up and backs away slowly*
19) Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
BECAUSE PANDAS AND ARU AND SHINATTY-CHAN, ARU. :P
No, cuz Chugoku is really cute and he's really really kawaii desu with his hair down or when he's nomming on chocolate. He's also bad-ass with his wok. And he's a good singer! And PANDAS! aru.
20) Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Iceland…? You like… Spain...? WTF? O.o
21) You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
Iggy's parents? I think so, yeah. I'm pretty polite-ish around adults, plus I don't think they'd have a problem with my swearing. The only problem would maybe be my otaku-y ness...
22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
America loves Spain? Didn't we do this already?
It would mean CRACK. At least to me. And that Spain regrets that he found Mexico instead of America :P
23) Will 5 and 6 ever be together?
Romano and Denmark? NO.
24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Denmark… *yandere Russia face* You better stop…. Right now… Or I will personally cut off all your hair and steal your hair gel… and then sic Norway on you...
25) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Thinking: It's just Norway, he always stares… this is normal… *does not believe*
26) Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Aww… Don't feel alone, Switzy! You've got Austria and Doitsu - wait, no. I don't ship the last one. Anyways, even if you don't find anyone… you've always got Liech! hehehe...
27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and instead confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Spain… you what? How is this possible…? No one likes me cuz I'm a weird little otaku -_- And besides, Lily's gonna murder me...
28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T SHIP IT! *shoves Canada and China apart* NO! Mattie, you are supposed to be with GILBERT! Or Francis. Or your brother. China, you're supposed to be with Nihon! Or Russia! Or… Korea, or something! THIS IS NOT A SHIP. NOT A SHIP. NOPE NOPE NOPE
29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
:DDDDDDDDDD Yussssss~ USUK ftw~
30) Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
China and Denmark?
Nope. Have they even met?
31) Would 2 trust 5?
Hmmm… No. I don't think Iceland and Romano have even met.
32) 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Hmm...
Canada: "Al… stop poking me…"
America: "I don't wanna! It's too fun!"
Canada:*sighs* "At least he can see me…"
Kuma: "Who?"
Canada: *sighs again*
33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Romano and China? Easy. Cooking.
34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
DDDD: DENMARK MAKE SURE IGGY STAYS THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN
Well… Denmark would make some Nordic food… or cake… and Iggy… *shivers* scones. Or fish and chips. Or curry, possibly… But it doesn't really matter though - they're all gonna be a burnt lump of killer food-ness.
35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
So.. Norway and Spain?
Uh… I really don't know. At a school, maybe?
I can see that. Norge would be silent and teaching proper (boring… sorry Nor) classes, and Spain would be smiling and playing with the kids!
36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
XD I can just imagine this...
Roma: No! No! No! Don't touch my hair! Cazzo! Stop!
Switzy: Shut up.
Roma: No! I said-
Switzy: I'm done.
Roma: What? You better not have messed up my hair you trigger-happy bastard! If you did I will… oh hey! That doesn't look too bad!
Switzy: I told you it would be fine. Now, that'll be *insert over exaggerated price here*
Roma: WHAT? No way in hell am I paying that, bastard!
Switzy: You have to.
Roma: Hell no! *pulls out a shiny mafia gun*
Switzy: ...Is that a challenge? *pulls out rifle*
And thus, they had a shoot-off :P
37) 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Hmm… Spain drawing what Denmark's gf-wait no, bf would look like? Well, since it's Denmark, he'd be insanely happy and proud and stuff… and then Norway would come along and choke Denmark for being stupid.
38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Canada and Spain are probably talking about… hmm… I don't know. Who they like?
39) 1 accidentally kicked 10?
China: "Oh, sorry, America, aru. I didn't see you there."
Canada: "I-I'm Canada…"
China: "Who, aru?"
Canada: "Never mind…" *sighs*
40) 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Uh… So Iceland sent a message to his bf (Hong Kong… /shotshotshot) but Spain got it.
Well, Romano would overreact and be pissed. And possibly try to kill Iceland. Then, Iceland would be really embarrassed about it… and Spain would laugh :P
41) 5 and 6 did a workout together?
Romano and Denmark?
Why together?
But, that'd be quite awesome I guess… *grabs camera*
42) 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: Eh? I thought I gave you one?
Denmark: Nope. I don't have anything.
Me: Huh? I know I gave it to Norway and told him to give it to you… wait…
Denmark: What? *runs off to find Norway* Nor! Why didn't you give me the invitation?
Norway: I didn't want you annoying me, anko.
Denmark: Norrrrrr! Don't be so mean~ I know you love me~
And thus, Denmark got choked to death XD
43) 7 won the lottery?
Better not tell Denmark, Norge.
44) 8 had quite a big secret?
Don't tell us you have a shooting fetish, Switzy...
45) 9 became a singer?
*sings La Pasion No Se Detiene with Spain*
46) 10 got a daughter?
She'd look exactly like nyo!Canada. And have the same personality. And name. And also have a polar bear.
47) What would 1 think of 2?
China: Oh! Would you like to buy this, aru? I'll sell it to you cheap, aru~
Iceland: What…? Are all Asian countries like this…?
48) How would 3 greet 4?
"AMERICA, YOU GIT!"
(go figure out yourself who is saying this :P)
49) What would 4 envy about 5?
America would be jealous of Roma's fancy clothes~
50) What dream would 5 have about 6?
Romano would have a dream where he shoots Denmark (in a funny way!)
51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Oh! Oh! They're both Nordics, they both have blonde hair, they both have blue eyes, they were both in the Kalmar Union… oh… wait… I think that's it...
52) What would make 7 angry at 8?
Um… If Switzerland stole all of Norway's butter, I think Nor would be pretty pissed off…
53) Where would 8 meet 9?
Switzerland would meet Spain… at… a… meeting?
54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That.. he slept with Canada's papa (France) when he was drunk by accident...
55) What would make 10 scared of 1?
China's wok and ladle + his martial arts skills would definitely freak Canada out at least a little.
By the way, what's with all this China and Canada?
56) Is 3 Gay?
Iggy is definitely gay.
57) How do you feel right now?
Happy~ In an otaku-y way~
