Author's note : hey everyone just gonna quickly say thank you all for reading my first story if you have great if you haven't it would really help. Also thanks again for a all who are now following me as a writer even though I make many many typos. Anyway since Comic 6 hasn't come out I believe I must improvise.
Any who back to the story.
Church hopped into Miss Pauling's car as she drove he looked over the files of who they were looking for something he knew who he was dealing with. From what he read about the team so far they were nearly like the Reds and Blues in every way. The soldier, who wore his helmet so low he could hardly see, reminded him exactly like Sarge. Scout reminded him of Tucker due to both of them being sex addicts, as well as flirtatious. He was reminded of Simmons when he saw the engineer on their team had a robotic arm. The demoman reminded him of Grif, both were alcoholic and could be seen sleeping in the battlefield. Spy was a lot like Lopez because both had mystery, mainly because no one understood Lopez. Caboose wash remembered when he saw the Heavy's massive strength add their Medic reminded him of Doc but better. Pyro and Donut were alike because they both saw the bright side of everything through their version of it. It was like he was finding his own team again. He came back to reality when Pauling handed him a police uniform and said " Put this on ".
" Why? " Church was beginning to worry about where they were going to.
" The first person on that list we're looking for is soldier, and I have a feeling I know exactly where he'd be. "
* 1 hour later *
They arrived at a big mansion in Hollywood Hills, they were dressed in their uniforms with Pauling's button up showing. Church's armor was under the disguise as it was stretching. He began to think who in their right minds would believe this would work. As he entered he saw the person opening the door to be dressed in a cloak of some sort and couldn't decide from man or woman as Pauling called him 'ma'am'. He then turned his attention to a room filled with elderly women and Tom Jones dead in the center of the room, on the floor laying dead. He remembered what the mission was as he saw a man in a war helmet covering his eyes with grenades strapped to his chest and a strong jaw line. The soldier nearly blew their cover. " Hello Ms. Pa- " luckily Church knocked him out with an uppercut to the jaw, Ms. Pauling shot Church a look of complete shock and disappointment. Church picked him up as he was Ms. Pauling was covering their tracks.
" Alright then make sure there's a pulse. Makes sure all your fingers go around his neck. " Pauling said speed walking out the door now whispering. " Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving. "
Church was surprised that it actually worked. He now had to deal with a version of Sarge with the I.Q. of Caboose. " Miss Pauling what I'm about to say may come as a shock. I was framed " Church knew this was going to be a long night.
" Relax Soldier, I'm not going to arrest you. I'm getting the team back together. And he's gonna help." Pauling said reassuring soldier. But that left the soldier with one more question.
" Who is he? A new recruit? " Church then glanced at Pauling sending a signal be careful what you say.
" As a matter of fact h- " she was cut off by Church.
" Not a recruit, not a soldier, just someone with a set of skills who needs a teleporter to another planet and through time to get back to some... something I call home. " Church didn't want to tell them about his past because of his trust issues with people he just met he just kept his mouth shut.
" Yeah, someone who's helping us in exchange for a teleporter. Soldier do you know anything about a business called Frontier Engineering? "
* 6 hours later *
Church was grabbing jerry cans of gasoline and handed them to Ms. Pauling and the Soldier. His questions were raised as they loaded them onto a window cleaner of the opposite building across the street from the Pyro. As they went up Church lowered his head as to not act suspicious, he was relaxing until he saw people looking up at the building. Church wondered what the excitement was all about as he saw part of building on fire from Pauling and Soldier pouring gasoline on it. He somehow knew this would attract the Pyro maniac.
* Skipping to when they find Demoman *
Church glanced at a decent looking building thinking that this must be a mercenary who had class and had professionalism. Until the door opened revealing a black man with a scottish accent, with another eyepatch, in his underwear and robe. This might be the drunken demoman who reminded him of Grif. He stayed out of most the conversation until the demoman went back inside to grab his sword and gear and saw Church. " Aye, who might you be? " Church didn't want to answer to this disgusting man but gave in to the fact he was like Grif.
" Name's Leonard Church but friends call me Church. You can too if you feel like it. " Church was lowering his rudeness because these guys have something her needed. With that the five were in the car as they drove off to the next stop. Until Pyro cut off soldier's hand causing a quick stop to a vet.
Demoman was going over to plan to remember. " OK so we can forget about Spy he can be anyone, anywhere, Scout we can come back for later, Medic got himself a fancy new job now, Will get a plane ticket and head straight to Siberia. " Church spotted Demoman sitting on a newspaper with familiar faces from the files he read about. Including four faces from Remnant as well as 2 faces he saw from his old team.
"Ms. Pauling were going to have to delay our flight." He showed them the papers showing scout and spy, then a picture of a small girl wearing a beret, a tall one standing 8 ft tall, one with red hair and scratches all over his body, the last one looked scared and had bunny ears. The last two were from his original team. One had metal gear and wiring to one side of his face wearing glasses, the last one was smiling so much with blonde hair. Church managed to say something about seeing this. " SON OF A BITCH! "
Author's note : Yeah that's right Caboose and Simmons are back and team CFYV. Oh and I figured Church just assumed that they were dead because of the fact that they were all alive made it assume Hargrove was dead. So just another thanks for reading this again. And sorry this one took longer than the other ones. And any suggestions or questions are accepted in the review box below thanks again.
Til next time.
