Christmas with the Bandicoots

Author's note: Hello, guys! I am back for another chapter of "Christmas with the Bandicoots". In the last chapter, we saw the Christmas Eve party turn very dramatic. Fights broke out. But, in this chapter, everyone sees past Dr Cortex's, and his minions, lies and throw them out, then have an enjoyable dinner.

Disclaimer: I am only a fan of Crash Bandicoot. All characters in this story belong to the creators of the games, unless otherwise indicated.


Chapter 3: Ending of the fight/Merry Christmas

Everyone was looking at Crash. He had shouted an order to them. "That's right," he said, "stop acting like children,". "Excuse you??" Maud snapped. "You heard me," Crash calmy replied. "YOU'RE the one that started this fight, Crash!" Maud yelled. "How, aunt Maud?" he asked. "Well, you slept with Coco, called us names and ... we all had a fight," she said. "That's not true," Jamaal stated, "he would not do that,". "And who's side are you on!!!??!!" Wilma yelled. "He's on Crash's side, and so am I!" exclaimed Chyntia. "Our son wouldn't do that kind of dirty deed," Cau-Cau said as a fact, "I know him too well,".

Dr Cortex began to see that his plan was not really working out for him. Darn, he thought, we got these three twits sticking up for Crash, like the idiots they are. I've got to do something to keep the plan going. He spoke up. "So, you," he said, speaking to Wilma, "Crash knocked your son down the stairs,". Wilma turned her head. "How do you know? Who are you anyway?" she said rudely. "FYI, my name is Dr Cortex. And as far as knowing, I witnessed it," he replied.

The tables turn, here and now. "I don't mean to cause trouble, but this guy right here," said Jamaal, reffering to Dr. Cortex, "shouldn't be here. He threatened to kill us, and he's not a part of this family,". Dr Cortex gave him a death glare. "You know it's true," Jamaal additonally said. With that, Dr Cortex reached his boiling point. He pulled out his gun and pointed it at Jamaal. "Over my dead body you'll shoot my son!" Chyntia said, getting in front of Jamaal. "Then it looks like I'll have to shoot you then," Dr. Cortex said, pulling the trigger on his gun.

Wilma did something unexcepted. She ran up to Dr Cortex and tried to take his gun. They struggled over it. "Let it go!" Wilma shouted. "NO!!! I'LL KILL YOU TOO IF YOU DON'T STOP!!!" screamed Dr Cortex. Spike, Rita Roo, N. Gin, N. Brio, Uka-Uka, Nina and Theresa jumped in and tried to get Wilma off of Dr. Cortex, but Corey, Crash, Chyntia and Maud came to her defense and started fighting with them. The gun trigged was then pulled.

Cau-Cau: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malcolm: EVERYONE, GET ON THE FLOOR!!!

Everyone who was not involved in the fight or gun struggle jumped to the floor and cover their heads. When the gunshots stopped ringing out, everyone looked up to see that ...

Wilma was holding the gun! Dr. Cortex was on the floor, bleeding. "Put your hands up, asshole!" she screamed at the bleeding Dr Cortex. He slowly put his hands up. "I ... need ... help," he said, gasping for air. Everyone got up and stood over him. "You have caused us a whole lot of grievence. You even refused to have us get help for Tiny. Now you'll be allowed to lay there and bleed," Cau-Cau said in a hateful tone. She, Malcolm, Aku-Aku and Jamaal then ran to Coco's room to get help for Tiny.

The fight was now in the middle of an alley. Crash was whipping Uka-Uka's and Spike's butts. Corey knocked out N Gin and N Brio then helped Maud fight with Rita Roo. Chyntia was easliy winning the fight with Nina and Theresa. About 10 minutes later, everyone but Uka-Uka and Spike (they were layed out in the alley) took off running. Dr Cortex was still bleeding in the apartment as Chyntia, Maud, Corey and Crash came back upstairs. Wilma no longer had the gun in her hands, as Dr Cortex was no longer a threat. "So," Aku-Aku said, "since he can no longer try to kill us, what should we do with him?"

Everyone looked at Aku-Aku with a 'throw him out' look. Corey picked up the bleeding Dr. Cortex, opened up the window and threw him out of it, making him land in the snow.

About 5 minutes later, things were getting straighten out. The paramedics were treating Tiny for his wound, the police were talking to everyone about the incident and Wilma was starting to clean up Dr Cortex's blood on the floor with cleaning supplies. "He bled alot. It'll take a few minutes to clean this up," Wilma told Aku-Aku. "Ok," Aku-Aku said, "glad all of that is done though,". "Yeah, me too. All of that fighting was stupid," Wilma admitted. A few minutes later, the paramedics left, but without taking Tiny with them. Tiny did not require hospital treatment for his wound. They and the family cleaned up his wound, had stiches put in it, put a band-aid on it and put him on Coco's bed so he could rest. Cau-Cau and Aku-Aku then went to the hospital to go see Coco while the rest of the family cleaned up the apartment from all of the fight.

In the alley, Uka-Uka awoke a few hours later. "Owwww ... what happened?" he asked himself, holding his head, "why am I in the middle of an alley?" He got up to see he was alone. Spike had woken up a little bit before he did and went back to their home. "Last thing I remember was fighting with Crash. Hmmm ... where are the rest of them?" he asked himself about his minions. He looked around for them. When he looked up at the building, he saw something horrible. Crash and his family were having dinner! "Oh, that's it, I'm going to ruin it!" he said, marching towards the building. When he got to it, he flew up to their apartment's window. He flies in through the broken window that was broken by Ripper Roo a few hours before. He then flies through their backdoor, knocking it down.

The family was enjoying their meal when the door fell. Everyone got startled. "WOAH!!!" they all screamed. Uka-Uka then showed his face. "You again?!" Crash exclaimed. "Yes, it's me again! I'm here to settle this once and for all!" shouted Uka-Uka. "It's not going to happen, Uka-Uka," said Coco, who was back from the hospital and recovering just fine, along with Tiny. Crash got up from his seat, spinned into Uka-Uka, which made him fly through the back porch and yet another window. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" he screamed as he flew through the window. The entire family laughed. Crash then did something which repaired the two broken windows, then he closed the door, sat down with the family and they enjoyed the rest of their dinner and night.

Outside, Uka-Uka was in the snow. He coughed up some snow that fell in his mouth when he landed. He shook himself off. "I better just admit it ... I'm just as much an idiot as Neo and his minions are! Oh well," he said, flying back home. When he got there, everyone but Dr Cortex was there. "Hi everyone," he said plainly, sitting on his rocking chair. "Hey," they all replied back. Nina, N. Gin, N. Brio, Spike and Rita Roo had ice packs on their heads. "What happened to you guys?" Uka-Uka asked. "What do you think?" Nina said scarcastally. "Don't get smart!", Uka-Uka snapped, "I honestly can't remember what happened,". "We were knocked out by Crash's family," said Spike. "Oh," Uka-Uka said, "so where's Neo, Theresa, Pinstripe and Dingodile?" "Theresa had to go home, uncle Neo's recovering from gunshots wound in the hospital, Dingodile went to Britian to go see his family and Pinstripe went to sleep," Nina replied. "Oh," said Uka-Uka, "but how did Neo get shot?" "Well, one of Crash's aunts shot him when she grabbed his gun in a struggle," said N Gin. "Wow," said Uka-Uka, shaking his head. An hour after that, he and the minions turned out the lights and went to sleep.

The next morning, Christmas day at Crash's house, around 7am, the family awoke. The kids awoke first, which would consist of Jamaal, Paula, Corey, Crunch, Coco and Crash (list goes from youngest to oldest). They all ran to the Christmas tree and started to tear their presents open, which woke up the adults. "What in god's name is that?" Wilma asked, rathered annoyed by the noise. "It's the kids," Maud stated, getting out of bed and heading towards the living room. She met Chyntia, Malcolm, Fred, Cau-Cau and Aku-Aku in the living room. They happliy watched the kids open their gifts. Jamaal got a new mountain bike, Paula got some dolls and a doll house, Corey got clothes and an mp3 player, Coco got some girl stuff like lipstick and a radio, and Crash got a new TV. The kids loved their new gifts, to say the least. The adults then opened up their gifts. After that, everyone played with their new gifts and enjoyed their Christmas.

Dr Cortex's Christmas was celebrated in a different way. He spent it in the hospital, recovering. "Whenever Crash's family is there, I'm not even going to bother doing a plan. It's not worth getting shot over. This is the worst Christmas ever!" He sighed and watched TV in his hospital room.


Well, that is the end of this story! I liked doing this story. It was fun to do. Stick around for more stories I plan on doing in the near future. Peace out to everyone! R&R please.

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