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Chapter 3...Day XVI

~Good thing: I can take Yang and Yin to school with me… Bad thing: Got to take the hero too…the annoying, old man, hero… Good thing: He's blindfolded… Bad thing: Not muzzled…~ "So how are we getting to school again?" Riku looked at Momo. Momo caught him peeking from under the blindfold. "Quit peeping!" Momo ordered. Yin and Yang chirped. *A large shadow covered the area* "Why is it dark?" Riku smirked. Yin and Yang chirped nervously…"Good morning Hula!" Momo called. "Who?" Riku asked. "Kyyuuuooooaaagggghhh!" Hula roared. Momo grabbed Riku by the wrist and pulled him forward. "I trust him…"Momo called, "he won't act out." Riku looked from Momo to the direction of Hula and back. "Kyaah!" Hula cried out. "Come on…"Momo ordered. She pulled Riku by the wrist onto Hula's back and Yin and Yang hopped onto her lap.

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~As soon as Hula landed…I pushed the hero off…and carried my two precious Chocobos with me…~ "Thank you Hula!" Momo called. "Kyuoagh!" Hula cried. ~I watched as Hula disappeared into the clouds…~ "Why are we on the roof?" Riku polled. "Give me back my blindfold…"Momo demanded. Riku pulled off said cloth and passed it to Momo. "How do we get off the roof?" Riku asked. Momo walked Yin and Yang across the roof. "Hey!" Riku fumed, "You didn't answer my question…""Stop saying we and maybe I will…" Momo jaded. "I was saying we?" Riku paled. Momo shook her head sighing. Riku started to laugh nervously as Yin and Yang eyed him. Momo walk towards the end of the roof and called Yin and Yang over. Riku rushed over and tried to pull her back by the arm. "What are you doing?" Momo sweatdropped. "I could ask you the same thing." Riku hinted. Yin and Yang started pecking at him. "If you must know I'm going to school…" Momo asserted. "By jumping off the roof?" Riku exclaimed. "I'm not killing myself idiot…"Momo smirked, "there's a pile of grass and leaves right there…" "You're crazy!" Riku decided, "You might as well call Hula back to take you home." Momo tilted her head and Riku reddened. "What?" Riku looked away. "You referred to her by name…" Momo frowned. "Agh! Don't cry?" Riku jumped back. Momo continued to frown and Riku scratched his head. "I'm not sad…"Momo frowned, "…and I'm not going to cry just because an idiot learned to speak." "Then…you're happy?" Riku guessed. "…"Momo walked back to the edge, picked up Yin and Yang, and put them in a Pokéball. Riku paled as Momo pulled up her blazer and put the Pokéball on her belt. "What are you looking at…"Momo demanded. "Why are you wearing a belt?" Riku inquired. "Why does anyone wear a belt?" Momo retorted, "Why are you wearing a belt? Why does Batman wear a belt?" "You read comics?" Riku surveyed. "Durh Sherlock…"Momo chided. She signed 'Peace' and leaped backwards off the roof. Riku ran to the edge of the roof and saw Momo reappear from the aforementioned pile… Momo pulled the Pokéball off her belt and let the Chocobos out. Yang pecked the ground rapidly while Yin kept look out. "What are you waiting for?" Momo called. Riku pulled out his cell phone and paled. "School doesn't start for another hour?" Riku fumed. Momo waited as he climbed down the wall. "So?" Momo shrugged. "The doors are still locked and no one will be here for another hour?" Riku fumed. "Early bird catches the worm…"Momo smirked. ~I pushed the 'locked' door open and chirped to my charges to follow me…~Riku huffed and followed the Chocobos in.

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"What are you doing?" Riku protested. ~What does it look like?~ "Going to class…"Momo whined. "Maia's not even here yet so leave her door alone?" Riku fumed. ~Time to play dumb…~ "Who's Maia?" Momo tilted her head. Riku slapped himself. -CLICK- Momo pushed the door open and Riku grabbed her shoulder. "Don't even think about it…"Riku warned. ~Hook… Line …And Sinker…~ "Think about what?" Momo blushed. Riku gapped, loosened his grip, and looked away. Momo grabbed his hand and intertwined their fingers. "I won't tell that you pushed me off the bus in fourth grade…"Momo reddened. "That was you?" Riku paled. Momo pushed him down. "I knew you heroes were no good!" Momo smirked, "I just needed the proof." She flashed what looked like a tape recorder and Riku tackled her. "Give me that?" Riku demanded. "Ow. It hurts…"Momo whined. Riku went completely red and jumped up, but not before a camera flashed. "Get away from my friend, old man!" someone shouted. Riku turned around a spotted a brunette with dark blue eyes. "You saved my life!" Momo elated. "Give me that camera now!" Riku fumed. "It'll cost ya!3" Green smirked. Riku clenched his fists as Momo popped up next to Green. "So this is blackmail…"Riku gritted his teeth. "What makes you think that Sweetie?" Green waved the photo. Momo simply smiled. "What do you want…"Riku huffed. "Stay away from our house…"a voice jaded,"…you and all your little friends…" Riku spotted a redhead with menacing silver eyes. "Relatives of yours?" Riku inquired. "It's none of your business, idiot…"Garrett retorted. Riku looked around and found himself surrounded. "Next time, you should let her go in…"M. smirked. Riku looked at Momo and noticed for the first time that Mrs. Breeze's door wasn't the only one open… "There's an explanation for this?" Cynthia asked. The group dispersed leaving Momo, M., Garrett, Cynthia, Yin, Yang, and Riku. ~Now why did she have to go and do that…~ "If you want to eliminate someone…don't do it at school…" Cynthia lectured. "Sorry Miss Cynthia…"the Trainers bowed. "As for you two…with me…"Cynthia smiled. Momo paled and followed Cynthia, the hatchlings hopping along behind her. Riku scratched and M. pushed him forward.

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Riku looked from Momo to Cynthia to the brunette with warm gold eyes. "They're in a good state of health…"the boy smiled, "you two must be proud parents." ~I whacked him on the head…~ "Gold, you know very well they're only with the surrogates till the owner wants them back!" Momo looked away. "What?" Riku exclaimed. "Look at the bright side…"Gold smirked, "…you've got two…the owner only knows one per egg…so…" ~Cynthia whacked him.~ "You shouldn't steal…"Cynthia sighed. ~I smacked him in the chest…~ "What'd you do that for…"Gold whined. "For one thing: checking for Heartless, second: you've made me angry, third: for cracking jokes earlier…"Momo fumed, "Fourth: For being heartless enough to even think of separating them!" Riku thought he sensed sadness in her voice and watched Gold's expression. "What's so bad about separating them?" Riku scratched. "If you've ever had pets…"Momo paused, "You'd know that if you raised them together…That if you ever separated them…If they no longer saw their companions…That they'd all die…That's why us surrogates can't grow attached to our charges…" *phone and bells ringing* Momo walked away and closed the door so Yin and Yang couldn't follow… Riku and Gold watched as the hatchlings chirped, clawed, and pecked at the door and finally plopped down with sad calls next to the door. Cynthia reached for them and they backed up against the door. Yang protected his sister with loud chirping and deadly pecking. Riku got up, grabbed Yin and Yang by their necks, and left the room followed by Gold.

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*As the teachers arrived to school, Riku and Gold searched the hallways for Momo* "If we have to search the bathrooms, you're on your own…"Gold chided. "You do this regularly?" Riku polled. "You trespass regularly?" Gold retorted. Riku stopped in front of the locker rooms and listened. Gold took a cue and ran through the door lightning fast. He emerged with Momo and another Egg. Riku put the hatchlings down and they raced over to their "mommy", he then stared at the egg Momo was guarding closely. "What are you looking at…"Momo glared. "Where'd you get the egg…" Riku paled. ~I placed the Egg under my blazer and shot them both death glares…~ Yin and Yang brushed against Momo and she pushed them away. "Don't treat them like that…"Riku warned. "Or what will you do Choco-Murderer?" Momo jaded, "Kill them too?" "That was one time…"Riku paled. "One time?" Gold fumed, "You think just cause it 'was one time' your soul is clean of the murderous ways?" Gold grabbed Yin, Yang, and Momo and raced away leaving Riku to the hallway. 'How can she know this stuff…'Riku trudged after them.

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*When Mrs. Breeze and her children walked down the hallway they spotted Riku peering into the classroom next to hers* "Hey Riku, what ya doing?" Xion puzzled. Riku didn't respond and Mrs. Breeze grabbed his shoulder. Riku spun around, waved, and turned his attention back to the room. Xion peered around him and spotted Garrett with the Chocobo egg, looking sad. Mrs. Breeze did the unthinkable…she knocked on the door and ran! Breanden opened the door and wiped his face. "Can I help you?" Breanden grumbled. Xion and Riku fumbled their words as they backed up and Roxas busted a gut. "No sir!" Sora paled. While the group stood there half of the Trainers and two Chocobos emerged from the door with angry and/or sad faces and went to their respective homerooms. *The first bell rang and students flooded the hallways*

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Mrs. Breeze sat in the classroom with a small smile when the students entered the room. "Chocobos!" the female students called out. The boys merely covered their ears… Yin and Yang rushed over to Momo's side at the onslaught of girls chased them. A group of eight girls walked up to Momo. "Ohh…Can I pet them…" one girl said. ~No answer…strike one!~ "Is she deaf?" girl1 huffed. "She said can she pet them!" a second girl yelled out. ~Still waiting…strike two!~ "She said yes." a third girl answered for Momo. "Naw this bitch think she too good for us…" a fourth girl instigated. "I'm petting them whether she like it or not!" Girl1 shouted. "Yay!" Girls2-8 cheered. Naminé and Roxas went pale as they experienced déjà vu. ~Oh hell nah…strike three you bout to get cut ho! My eyes flashed a violent red and I kept myself composed.~ As Girl1 reached for Yin and Yang…they backed up and her face came in contact with an Ice Punch… As Girl1 fell unconscious, Girl2 and Girl4 were avulsed by Momo's hidden dagger. When they covered their wounds Momo's elbow contacted their faces while her ethereal arcs surrounded Girls5-8 and they were lacerated in deadly accuracy by a rapier. Momo sat down and Yin and Yang chirped happily while the group of girls inched their way down the steps. The students turned around in horror as Mrs. Breeze stood up. "You know my rules!" Mrs. Breeze fumed, "Ann, Mary Sue, Antonetta, Dusty, Edie, Elladine, Hedvig, Tybi, detention room now!" "But Mrs. Breeze!" the others paled. "No buts! You can either get your butts to detention or be suspended!" Mrs. Breeze ordered (eyes flashing an eerie green). 'Mom?' Roxas studied his mother's changing eye colors. Xion watched as the girls left, and Sora waved to get their mom's attention to no avail…

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"Run that by me again…"Riku paled. "Momo just went Berserk and mom didn't even notice…"Roxas shrugged. "I haven't seen a cat-fight that bloody in three years…"Xion giggled. "Yeah, you beat the tar out of Almandine…"Naminé recalled. "No… What color where Maia's eyes…"Riku demanded. "They went this kind of ghoul green for about six seconds…"Roxas paled and paused. *The group turned around and noticed Momo was frowning at them* Roxas's seat scooted him back five feet and to the left two feet. Yin and Yang pecked him for being too close to their "mommy" and the seat went back to its original place. Xion wrapped Roxas in bandages rapidly. Roxas absentmindedly (*cough* revengefully *cough*) slapped Riku across the head. "What you do that for?" Riku fumed. "Can't hit a girl, and they're your Chocobos too…"Roxas smirked. "What's taking Ms. Potts…"Naminé stated. "Didn't you hear?" Hedvig paled. The group turned their attention to her group. "What are you talking about?" Riku frowned. "Ms. Potts has been replaced…"Tybi smirked. "You're kidding…"Xion paled. Riku gripped the table angrily and glared at Tybi. "Don't look at me…I heard it straight from the staff." Tybi jaded. Riku spotted Terra grinning from his corner. "Whose the replacing teacher?" Roxas frowned. "Teachers…" Ann corrected. Riku lowered his head in shame while Terra beat happily on the wall. *The Fire-Exit door opened and in walked five women and a man who all looked annoyed but happy* "Sorry we're late class…"Cynthia apologized with a smile. Terra spun around in his seat and the woman with orange-black hybrid hair and deep brown eyes knocked him over accidentally… "Oops, my bad…" Gardenia smirked. Meanwhile the younger boys were goggling over the girl with violet hair and onyx eyes. "I'll be your instructor in cosmetology…"Erika smiled. Girls immediately admired her in awe. "I'll be your instructor in herpetology…"Gardenia smiled. "I'll be your instructor in medicine…"Cynthia smiled. "I'll be your instructor for child growth and development…"Delia smiled. "I'll be your instructor for first aid…" Solana smirked. "I'll be your instructor for clothing and textiles…"Johanna smiled. "And I'll be your instructor in culinary arts…"Brock grinned. 'What'd they do to Ms. Potts…' Riku groaned. *Yang pecked him in the side* "Oh! What healthy Chocobos!" Delia elated. "Their luster is great!" Brock smiled. "Not to mention their Attack stats…"Solana smirked, 'Been giving them lots of nuts, Momo…' Momo smiled faintly as her eye twitched. Riku tried to slouch in his seat and Erika grabbed his shoulder. "What gives?" Riku fumed. "Slouching isn't good for your back…"Erika frowned in distaste. Several of the boys and girls glared Riku down till he straightened up. "Thank you…"Erika smiled. *Sound of wheels speeding down the hallway* Delia rushed over to the door and opened it. Gold came screeching to a halt on his skateboard. "Principal wants Roxas and Xion Breeze and Riku Firma to the office." Gold jaded. *Tybi and Hedvig smirked as the siblings and Riku got up* Gold made a U-turn on his skateboard and zoomed off, Momo snapped her fingers as Roxas passed her.

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*Every table was packed but one…* "What did the principal want with you?" Riku inquired. "What else…"Xion shrugged, "who started the fight…" "You told the truth, right?" Naminé pondered. "Yep…"Sora grinned. "So who started the fight?" Selphie frowned. "Mary Sue and her gang…"Roxas stretched, his eyes flashed an eerie green, "they're always starting something." "Mary Sue instigated it by threatening the Chocobos…"Xion sighed. Sora nodded. Silence… "I thought you said earlier that Momo went Berserk…" Riku's eye twitched. "When'd I say that?" Roxas chided. "In Ms. Potts's class!" Naminé paled. Riku looked around and didn't see a single Trainer… "Wonder where they are…" Tidus paled. Riku remembered something and jumped up hastily. "Where are you going?" Kairi asked. "Uh…the chili's not agreeing today…"Riku scratched. "Gross…" the girls jaded.

Meanwhile… "You could get in serious trouble for this…"a boy with blonde hair and green eyes warned. "Relax Sox…"Momo smirked. "How many times have I told you not to call me that…"Hisoka warned. "Sox is easier on my brain, Hisoka…"Momo whined. ~That irritates him…~ "There you are…"Riku grumbled,"…who are you?" "This here is my boy friend." Momo grinned. "Your what?" Riku and Hisoka reddened. "My boy friend…" Momo explained. ~I really get him…~ Hisoka sighed to regain his composure. "You're aware that class starts in less than ten minutes…"Riku's eye twitched. "Eight minutes and forty seconds before fencing…" Momo sighed, "I'm bored…" "Tell the…What class teaches fencing?" Riku paled. "Shouldn't you be getting to class…" Hisoka jaded. "No one asked you Blondie!" Riku fumed. ~Ultimate name he hates…~ "Go home Old maid!" Hisoka warned. "WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?" Riku fumed. "Come on Sox…"Momo urged, "we'll be late to class!" ~I intertwined our fingers and literally dragged him away…~ "Don't call me that?" Hisoka fumed. Riku trudged off with a smug look.

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~I tell ya…People have some kind of timing…I was eighty-seven and five-tenths of the way home…~ "Oh! There you are!" Tsuzuki grinned. "You're not paying your rent…" Momo sighed. Hisoka rubbed the back of his head while Tsuzuki put on his puppy-dog look. "One condition…"Momo stated. Tsuzuki jumped for joy and Hisoka sighed. "You must make your offerings to…"Momo was interrupted. "To the generous and lovely Lucaria…"Tsuzuki flattered. "No!" Momo fumed, "To Mnemosyne and Phoebe…" "To your grandmothers?" Hisoka inquired. ~This is why I leave early…to avoid this situation…~ "Hey," Riku grinned, "need any help with the twins?" "You didn't tell me you were expecting…"Tsuzuki pouted. Momo ignored this and led Hisoka away. "Hey wait for me!" Tsuzuki called. *Sound of wheels on asphalt* Riku, Tsuzuki, and Hisoka jumped out of the way as Gold came blazing by. He high-fived Momo and pulled ahead. Krystal came running behind him and tagged Momo. "You're it!" Krystal giggled. Momo paled, slapped the closest person to her (poor Tsuzuki), and took off screaming dramatically. Tsuzuki took a deep breathe and looked around. "Not sure what 'it' is…"Tsuzuki scratched, "but it definitely hurts." "If we let her get to far ahead, we're going to be lost." Hisoka fumed.

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"You're late…"Momo chided. "We come in peace." Hisoka smirked. "What are you doing here…"Momo smiled. "I take it you're not pleased to see me…"Riku sighed. "This guy here helped me recover from the abuse inflicted by my landlady…"Tsuzuki teased. "I did not abuse you!" Momo smirked, "I simply disciplined you…""So did you abuse me or discipline me last night?" Riku paled. Momo rubbed her head as Tsuzuki's ears perked up and Hisoka studied her. "What happened last night?" Tsuzuki taunted. "Not a thing happened last night…"Momo stated. "So ripping someone's clothes off is not a thing?" Riku jaded. Hisoka and Tsuzuki reddened and smiled at the "innocence" that is Momo."I told you to hand them over for cleaning…"Momo chided. "I've heard enough for one day…"Tsuzuki retorted, "And you owe me two cakes." Momo glared at him, walked to the end of the pier, and stopped. "What?" Riku smirked. "I lied to Hula today…"Momo smiled, "I don't trust you and I will not lie to Rose…" Riku went a little red as he rubbed his temples. "Hey, what was Hula like?" Tsuzuki elated. "Didn't see her…"Riku shrugged. "I heard she's magnificently beautiful…"Tsuzuki started daydreaming. Momo studied him and blindfolds wrapped around Tsuzuki, Hisoka, and Riku simultaneously. "Kyyooooooouun!" the water gurgled. The boys tilted their heads. "Good afternoon Rose!" Momo said. "Good afternoon Master…"the water gurgled. "Rose, don't call me that…"Momo cried. "What can I do for you Lady L." the water bubbled. "I need clearance for two…"Momo stated. The boys did the math… "Permission granted…"Rose cried out. The water gurgled and two Lapras appeared. Momo pulled Tsuzuki and Hisoka by the wrists onto their backs and the Lapras silently sped away. *cell phone rings* Riku pulled his phone out of his pocket and answered it. "Hello?" "Go home idiot!" Riku pulled off his blindfold and found himself alone. "Private call?" Riku looked around, put the blindfold in his pocket, and called Terra.

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"What were you doing on Gerald Blvd., again…"Terra inquired. "I was walking and I found myself lost…"Riku lied. "And you think that's a likely story coming from the Human GPS?" Terra jaded. "Don't you have a carpool to stalk somewhere?" Riku fumed. "You better come up with a better lie for Mom…"Terra tapped his radio. "School's been out for two hours?" Riku paled, "I'm suppose to start my shift in an hour!" "By the way, what's excuse for the principal's office today?" Terra frowned. "I got four A's on my homework…"Riku shrugged. "You really think Mom will fall for that?" Terra glanced over,"…You're serious? Keep up the good work!" *the truck stopped* "I'll drop my stuff off and hurry out, okay?" Riku paled. "Remember to place the orders for their cakes…" Terra paled, "got it." "Yeah!" Riku sighed as he put his backpack on his shoulder. He rushed through his house door and back out pulling a green-striped vest over his arm.

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'What am I gonna do bout my homework…' Riku looked around. The only one of his classmates at the Isles Café was Tybi and her grades were worse than his and Wakka's shift was over, no one else was in his classes. *Chimes jingle* Riku looked up and found Momo looking at a piece of paper and Tybi opening her cell phone. ~"So what do you do for a living?" Tsubuki grinned~ "Hello, welcome to the Isles Café, what can I get for you today?" Riku forced a grin. Momo looked up from her paper for the first time and paled. "I am going to choke him when I get home…"Momo giggled, "One Red Velvet cake, one Devil's Food cake, a slice of Death by Chocolate, and one Mocha Latté with Irish Cream." The café went silent. "Sure you don't want three slices of cake?" a concerned customer paled. Momo ignored this and waited as patient as she could. "Will that be all?" Riku asked. "Yes sir…"Momo frowned. "Your total will be: $54.73." Riku paled. Momo searched her pocket and paled. ~Where'd I put my wallet?~ The customers looked at each other and then the staff. "Oh!" Momo giggled. ~Duh…~ "Um…I could…"Riku paused. Momo lifted up her blazer (flashing a wallet, an assault rifle, and a strange pager) and pulled out her wallet. Tybi opened her phone and dialed 911. Momo passed Riku two hundred dollar bills, put her bag on her arm, and picked up her coffee. *The strange pager started beeping* Momo pressed the receive button. ~"We've got a situation down at the intersection of Sobaro and Cosmos…How fast can you respond?" the operator asked.~ "I'm at Isles Café, ma'am!" Momo responded. ~"False alarm…" the operator sighed.~ *Tybi's phone rang as Momo left and the manager came out* Riku raced to the door and saw no sign of Momo… "What seems to be the problem, Firma, Crazer." the manager angered. "The customer forgot her change…"Riku paled. "She had a gun! She was gonna kill me?" Tybi exclaimed. "Now how would that sweet child hurt anyone?" the manager drooled. Tybi stormed off as Mary Sue, Ann, Hedvig, Edie, Elladine, Dusty, and Antonetta walked in. The manager wiped the drool off his face and cleared his throat. "As for you Firma…"the manager stated, "that would be your tip from the customer…" Everyone in the café eyes bulged. '$145? A tip…'Riku looked at the manager. *The customers left and the clock rang* "See you Saturday…Firma." the manager stated. Tybi went completely pale, pulled off her vest, and stomped it.

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Riku plopped down on his bed and recounted his total tips for the day, $312.85. "I can't keep this…"Riku decided. He went to his closet and checked the pants pocket…nothing. Riku went pale as his mom came in. "Looking for something…"Gaea inquired, frustrated. "Um…"Riku paled. Gaea noticed the money on his bed. "Are you crazy?" Gaea fumed, "Did you rob the café?" "Mom! No, those are my tips…"Riku reddened. "What kind of tips are they giving you?" Gaea hollered. "My classmate gave me more than what she should have and Mr. Flipz said to keep it." Riku explained. "You're sure that's all?" Gaea tapped her foot. "There was a cloth in my pant's pocket and now it's not there…"Riku paled. "What type of cloth?" Gaea grabbed a nearby belt. "A bandana…"Riku backed up. "A blindfolding cloth!" Gaea fumed, "That's what was in your pocket!" "It's not mine…" Riku cowered. "Then whose is it? This classmate of yours?" Gaea rampaged. "It's not what you think!" Riku angered. "Not what I think? Have you been cheating on Amber?" Gaea cracked the belt in the air, "You think just because she's away, it's okay to find another girl?" "Yes, my classmate is a girl, but I am not cheating on Amber!" Riku fumed. "That's good to know…"a girl with intense emerald eyes walked in. Riku looked from his mom to Amber and passed out.