Chapter 3: A Hydrophobic Challenge?

The camera opens up this time on Chris Maclean's face whom prepares the audience on recapping what previously happened last time on Camp Drama Mayhem.

Commentary From Chris Maclean:

It was quite a grueling challenge, well not really though. Poor FredFred Burger literally got pelted with mud.

Unfortunately for yours truly, I got one angry phone call from FredFred Burger's mother. Now for some surprises here, only two campers from the Phantom Cougars went to defend FredFred Burger, Billy and Irwin while Dib only took it as a way to prevent him from getting voted off from his team.

Sadly for Dib, Dib was viewed as the crazy one. I mean really, really crazy. He was obviously voted off for picking on Zim who just simply had a skin condition. Come on, please people.

Even though the Phantom Cougars won the challenge, poor Heather couldn't just take up my wake up calls, so Izzy or should I say E-scope has become their new counselor. It's going to make them wish they had someone like Dib to be the rut of the joke around camp.

Now that one went bye, bye there are still twenty five victims for yours truly to pick on. Who will be voted off today? Find out on Camp Drama Mayhem.

End of Commentary.

Once Chris Maclean's commentary has ended, the scene then changes to the camp setting of where the campers were sound asleep in their tents. Along with the camp counselors along with Chef Hatchet sleeping peacefully in their tents. Suddenly there was a rude awakening as a plane blasting loud rock music flew right over them.

"Morning campers!" laughed Chris who was piloting the plane, as he landed, "Did I wake you up?"

"What the crude was that?!" cried Wally who was getting out of his tent.

"I think our not so hospitable host" replied Hoogie as he was also getting out of his.

"I kind of like the loud music, sounds soothing don't you think?" asked Izzy/E-scope.

"Soothing, you call hard core rock music around five in the morning soothing?!" cried Abigail, "Man you seem crazier than the Dib kid who was voted off from the other team."

"Alright, let's march on, breakfast, and I'm starving" said Chef.

"Oh that's just great, we're going to have to eat more so-called food" sighed Wally.

"You'll eat it and you'll like it kid" replied Chef, "your little friend with the skin condition seems to enjoy my food pretty good."

"I, er as a normal human boy think your food is great!" added Zim as a compliment to Chef.

"You see, someone here at least likes it" said Chef, "now get a move onto the Mess Hall."

As everyone got to the Mess Hall, after getting their serving of so-called food by Chef Hatchet, neither members of each team could believe that Zim loved Chef's food. Hoogie could stomach some, but only some small bits of it.

"Bah, I don't believe it, this is going to make me hate food!" cried Hoogie.

"It looks like the food at my school" added Lisa.

The scene then changes to the confession toilet with an angry Chef Hatchet turning to the camera.

"What a bunch of ungrateful little brats, I slaved off making such food for them to even have!" shouted Chef at the camera, "They have not lived such a good life, until they tasted my food. I guess that Zim kid with the skin condition certainly likes it."

After Chef's little rant, the scene changes back to the Mess Hall, where Zim was asking for seconds on the so-called food Chef was serving.

"I, Zim would like to have more please!" shouted Zim to Chef.

"I knew you were going to say that my little green buddy" replied Chef as he poured more of his disgusting food on Zim's plate, making everyone on both teams seeing another variant of green on their faces.

"How can you eat that stuff?!" cried Janet.

After Zim finished his second serving, the rest of the campers headed outside to meet with Chris Maclean who was waiting for them at a nearby lake.

"Campers, once you rested for about a good thirty minutes from eating Chef's lovely food, we're going to give you your second challenge" replied Chris.

Once more, the scene changes to the confession toilet where Mandy was there eyeing the camera.

"Lovely food?!" cried Mandy, "I've seen Billy eat stuff from his own nose, but nothing like this."

The scene then changes back, after about thirty minutes later, Chris Maclean was prepared to give his twenty five victims their next challenge.

"Campers, this challenge is simple" said Chris, "you are going to take your flag, and swim toward the boat where at least two campers from each team would be there waiting. When one of the campers has been chosen to swim in the lake, they'll have to swim to the other side where my good friend Chef Hatchet will be waiting for you."

"You mean I got to swim in that disgusting water?!" cried Mindy.

"Yes, yes you do" laughed Chris, "counselors, you'll be taking the campers from either of the teams across the lake where they'll be waiting to be tagged to swim across the lake to the other side."

"You mean I, Zim, have to go in the water?" asked Zim.

"Yeah, so do you" added Chris, "as for the team leaders, you two are going to take your flags first and swim to the first boat, when you choose the next camper to take the flag, the camper has to swim to the other boat. Simple yes?"

The Phantom Cougars had selected Billy and Irwin to be on the first boat where poor Gwen was being forced to babysit them, while Izzy/E-scope took the boat that had Mindy and Zim. For the Amazing Great Whites, Trent was babysitting Timmy and Janet, while Duncan was watching over Johnny and Sissy. As Chris pointed a gun in the air, and shot off a blank, both Mandy and Cindy began to swim toward the first boat.

"Oh, I can't do this yo!" cried Irwin, "I'm not such a good swimmer."

"Like I care about that" sighed Gwen.

"Don't you worry Irwin, I'll do it, for the team!" replied Billy.

"Fine, then you can have the flag" said Mandy as she placed it right into Billy's nose.

"Is that suppose to happen?" asked Gwen.

"His nose is always big enough to hold anything within it, believe me" replied Mandy.

"At least I am with you now my love" said Irwin who was trying to get close to Mandy.

Yet Mandy simply tossed poor Irwin into the water which she signaled Gwen to start up the engines for the boat away from Irwin. Meanwhile, Cindy had arrived on the boat that had Timmy and Janet.

"Here, take the flag Timmy" said Cindy.

"Er, I don't want to complain, but I'm not really a good swimmer" said Timmy.

"Fine, I'll do it, I got an A in my swim class anyway" said Janet.

It seemed neck and neck between Janet and Billy whom were heading toward the other boat. As Billy was heading to his team's boat, Zim wasn't going to step in the water anytime soon.

"I, Zim refuse to even set foot in the water!" cried Zim.

"Why should I be the one to step in the icky, yucky water then?" added Mindy.

"Oh, oh, I know it's because of your special skin condition, can't take the moisture right?" added Izzy/E-scope.

"Er, that is correct my, er human counselor I, Zim have a very sensitive skin condition" replied Zim.

Suddenly Billy headed head first right into the boat with the flag right up his nose which he took out, which grossed out Mindy since it had some green boogers on it.

"I got to swim with that?!" cried Mindy.

"Here, let me give you a head start" added Izzy/E-scope which she quickly picked up poor Mindy who had the disgusting flag and threw her right into the water.

As poor Mindy splashed right in the water, and started to swim away, she couldn't believe what she had gotten herself into.

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wouldn't mind being the second one to be voted off here!" cried Mindy.

Meanwhile, Janet had already arrived on her team's boat with the flag in hand.

"Alright which one of you will take this flag?" asked Janet to Johnny and Sissy.

"Me, I'm a better swimmer than you" replied Sissy to Johnny.

"Oh yeah, I bet I can swim faster than you" said Johnny.

"Alright, enough of this" said Duncan, "time to flip a coin, heads, the flaming hair kid gets to go, tails you get to go."

As Duncan flipped the coin in the air, the coin suddenly fell right toward the edge of the boat, where it managed to dove right in the water.

"Alright then, that leaves me to determine who will swim for their team" said Duncan to which he eyed on poor Johnny.

"Er, what are you planning to do?" asked Johnny.

Johnny soon found himself holding the flag, and Duncan lifting him up, since Mindy was about half way toward the finish line. Like a torpedo, poor Johnny was thrown right into the water heading right pass Mindy and heading right toward the dock, smacking right into it, which Chris promptly picked up a dizzy Johnny.

"And the winner for the challenge is the Amazing Great Whites, they'll be enjoying a good cup of hot chocolate as part of their victory while it seems the Phantom Cougars get to vote off one of their own this time" said Chris.

It seemed like Mindy was going to get her unfortunate wish of being voted off. After all the votes had been tallied by Chris, he quickly handed out S'mores to all the campers who didn't get voted off.

"For the winning team Duncan and Trent will remain as counselors for the time being" said Chris to which he was showing the last S'more on the plate which neither Zim nor Mindy had one yet, "and the last S'more goes to..."

"Just read who gets voted off already!" cried Dani.

"Really, this is indeed an unfortunate surprise, the one who gets to stay will be, Mindy!" cried Chris.

"What?!" cried Mindy who was a bit shocked but relieved as well, "I get to stay here?!"

"You want to change your mind about trading places with Zim then?" asked Chris.

"What, you'll pay for this injustice toward Zim, Zim will take his vengeance upon every last one of you for voting Zim off!" cried Zim as he was being dragged away by Chef Hatchet and thrown right onto the Bus of Shame.

"Man, I'm glad we got rid of one of our crazies" said Abigail.

"Er, you're not talking about our new counselor cheering on the way Billy eats his S'mores right?" asked Hoogie pointing to Izzy/E-scope happily cheering Billy on.