Ask TLSoulDude
TL was sitting on an armchair while reading "Graphic Novels for Dummies". He looked up, started, put the book away, and pulled out a pipe (which he immediately blew three bubbles out of).
"Hello, today." TL said in a surprisingly sophisticated tone, "I'm TLSoulDude, hosting Ask TLSoulDude…in case you didn't know. This fanfiction simply exists so that I can answer any question you may ask me. Like this one from wildrook…"
Dear TLSoulDude,
When are you going to update the INSANE CRITIC!?! If anything, there's a fic called Shinji and Warhammer 40K.
Signed, Wildrook
"I'll answer with just two simple words—coming soon!"
"Next up is from Slop Doggy…"
Dear TL, Do any of the Author Fighters, besides Team Ultima, of course, know each other in real life? and if so, do you guys get together and plan fics? Be safe and well Slop Doggy
"Alright, I'll answer this one seriously." TL said, dropping the sophisticated accent, "I know DM and Hikari know each other in real life, along with DestinyZX and Spytlak, and we know Angelic Soldier. Other than that, I don't think anyone from the AF knows anyone in real life. We discuss our fanfiction ideas on the forums."
"Moving on." TL said with his sophisticated accent, "The next one is from SeeYouDownInArizonaBay…"
Dear TLSoulDude,
Why does your story suck so bad? Why did you ignore the TOS page that specifically states that interactive stories aren't allowed? Is there any reason why I shouldn't report this story?
A disturbing smile formed on TL's face.
"If you were here in real life, I would strangle you for that statement. Now, I'll just drop it."
"One more should make up for that." TL continued, a regular smile appearing on his face, "The next one is from my friend, Dezblade."
Dear TLSoulDude, What exactly is an Author Fighter? How many are there and what is their quest? Dezblade
"An Author Fighter is one of the Fanfiction Author Fighters, led by DarkMagicianmon. Our quest is to rid fanfiction of flamers like the one you saw up there. Though, we DO write fanfictions about fighting beings of darkness called Darksides. I hope that sums it up."
"This is TLSoulDude saying if you flame me, I will personally fund your assassination. I may be Christian, but I'm no saint."
"Just ask me any question, no matter how serious or stupid it may be."
