More random-ness that has spued from my sleep deprived mind. Fuck you (mind you i'm typing everything that pops into my mind)

ON WIT DA STORY!! :D


ImaLamia: BBBOOORREEDDDD!!!

Forever: SHUT UP!!

ImaLamia: NEVER!!!

Invader Jay: YAY!! She put me in here!!!

Forever: ... who is she?

ImaLamia: (looks up to see Invader Jay) oh, she's just one of my really close friends from school who is in love with JtHM... (glances at Forever) Seriously. In LOVE....

Forever: Who is this 'JtHM' of which you speak?

Invader Jay: (Has a spaz attack and dies)

ImaLamia: It doesn't matter now. (nudges body with foot) she dead....

Forever: Well, isn't that a shame.

Seras: Hey girls what's going o- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER!??

ImaLamia&Forever: For once it wasn't us. she killed herself by hyperventilating...

Seras: WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP HER!??

ImaLamia: Because if she lived she would tell us ever freaking detail of Invader Zim, JtHM, Squee!, and IFS!!! And I will warn you NOW!! THEY MAYBE REAALLLYYY GOOD COMICS, BUT ONCE SHE TELLS YOU EVERY DETAIL OF IT, IT KINDA DEFEATS THE PERPOSE OF READING IT, YA KNOW??! (Invader Jay: ... take the hit...)

Alucard: Can we ummm... get on with the story?

ImaLamia: Yeesss..

Dracula: Okay, did you write any new songs for us?

ImaLamia: (Grins all evil like) Yeeeesssssssss...

Alucard&Dracula: (looks nervously at each other.)

Alucard: Why are you looking at us like that?

ImaLamia: Can you guys read and/or speak the German language?

Alucard&Dracula: Maayyybeeeee.... (Looks scared by this point)

ImaLamia: That's aaaalllllll I needed to know. Heh heh heh.... (Disappears into the shadows)

(silance)

Forever: Okay. I'm her alter ego and that even scared me....

Seras: She's changed a lot since she last wrote us into a story of hers.

Vince: Yeah, I don't even know what you guys are talking about but I agree...

Forever: (not even turning around to look at him) Where in the vastly blue and green bloody planet do you come from in these?

Vince: I really don't know... and did you really just say that?

Forever: What?

Vince: To quote you directly, 'Where in the vastly blue and green bloody planet'?

Forever: Yes, I did.

Vince: Just... making sure....

ImaLamia: I'M BACK!!! (still looks evil)

Intergra: Alucard, Seras, I need you guys to get ready for another mission- (looks at ImaLamia and gets scared by her expression) HOLEY HELL!!! (runs out of room)

Seras: You saved us from her evil... Thank you...

ImaLamia: Uhhh.. no problem. I HAVE THE LYRCS WRITTEN DOWN AND READY FOR YOU GUYS TO SING THEM!!! (hands lyrics to Dracula and Alucard)

Alucard&Draclua: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN SAY??!

ImaLamia: (Walks over to them) Well that says, 'Now, dear children, pay attention' and that says 'Demons ghosts black fairys.' and that's about all I want to translate at the moment...

Alucard: I don't fucking know German!!

ImaLamia: But, you just said you did...

Alucard: WHEN??!

ImaLamia: Earlier in the story when I ASKED YOU!!

Dracula: She actually did ask you (gets glared at by Alucard) Okay, okay. Backing up.

ImaLamia: Okay, how about this. You sing my favorite song and I'll let you sing your favorite song next, okay?

Alucard: Deal. Now, help me say these ficken words correctly (catches himself) fuck....

ImaLamia: YOU LIER!!! YOU DO KNOW GERMAN!!! YOU JUST USED A GERMAN CUSS WORD!!!

Alucard: FINE!!! I'LL READ THE WORDS MYSELF!!!

Forever: Let me get Jonathan so that we can get this party started!!

--Changes writing style--

ImaLamia looks around her as the band members crowed around her for their instruments. She sighs and tries to snap, remembers that she can't, and claps her hands. All of the instruments' land in everyone's hands gracefully... excepted for Alucard's.... because he's a liar... his microphone fell on his head and began to beat him mercilessly...

ImaLamia pushed a button on her keyboard to make all of her movements sound old timely. She plays a tune so soft, so delicate that makes everyone look at her and wonder maybe, just maybe, there more to her than her maniac side. She notices the stares, stops playing and looks at them.

"... What?" she questioned.

"NOTHING!" They all shouted, rather loudly because ImaLamia's ears began to ring. She shook her head and watched everyone set up there instruments. She nodded and began to play the soft melody once more. after about 13 seconds in, Dracula, knowing how to pronounce German better than Alucard, began to sing one of ImaLamia's favorite songs...

"Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht"
(Now, dear children, pay attention)

His voice was just that about a whisper as he said this sentence. Seras looks at ImaLamia to see that she to it lipping the words. 'Apparently, I'm missing out on something here' she thought...

"Ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
(I am the voice in the pillow)

ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
(I have brought you something)

hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen."
(I ripped it from my chest)

Alucard took the microphone away from Dracula and began to sing the part he was given only he sang a little louder than Dracula did. In the background you could hear Forever slowly pulling a disc along to try and help darken the mood with an eerie pull. ImaLamia turned off the old timely sound to give her keyboard a more crisp sound. Jonathan began to beat his drums softly, thinking since Alucard with speaking louder than Dracula maybe he could pull it off. Needless to say, it all worked...

"Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht
(with this heart I have the power)

die Augenlider zu erpressen
(to blackmail the eyelids)

ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
(I sing until the day awakes)

ein heller Schein am Firmament"
(a bright lights on the Heavens)

All of the sudden, Jonathan just can't contain himself any longer and starts beating on the drums louder still in tune. ImaLamia begins to type on her keyboards at a faster tempo, and Vince finally joins in with his guitar with a mellow yet at the same time a metal gutairy tune.

"Mein Herz brennt!" Draclua and Alucard spoke into the microphone.
(My Heart burns)

ImaLamia, Jonathan, and Vince kept the same sound for 22 seconds, with the occasional high and low key on ImaLamia's part. No one noticed that Forever was picking up an acoustic guitar.

"Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht." Dracula.
(they come for you in the night)

ImaLamia and Vince were now taking a break from their instruments as Forever and Jonathan took over. Forever's guitar sounds were short and jagged yet suited the sound perfectly. Jonathan kept the same beat in the background. Occasionally ImaLamia would pick up and her post and push a button or two but other than that, she left this part to them.

"Dämonen Geister schwarze Feen
(demons ghost black fairys)

sie kriechen aus dem Kellerschacht
(they creep out of the cellar shaft)

und werden unter euer Bettzeug sehen"
(and will look under you bedding)

Forever placed her guitar down as Vince picked his back up and ImaLamia sat down in her set she began to press down on the keys slowly barely audible, as she did before and let Vince have all of the rock and rolly fun. :D

"Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein Acht
(Now, dear children, pay attenion)

ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
(I am the voice from the pillow)

ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
(I have brought you something)

ein heller Schein am Firmament"
(a bright lights on the Heavens)

ImaLamia paused. And then resumed.

"Mein Herz Brennt!"
(My Heart Burns!)

A little musical pause here....

"Mein Herz Brennt!"
(My Heart Burns)

another musical pause....

Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht
(they come to you in the night)

und stehlen eure kleinen heißen Tränen
(and steal you small hot tears)

sie warten bis der Mond erwacht
(they wait until the moon awakes)

und drücken sie in meine kalten Venen"
(and put them in my cold veins)

Alucard, the one who didn't really want to sing this song in the first place, was really getting into it at this point. He pointed to his face when he talked about tears and exposed the under sides of his wrists at one point.

Dracula backed up and let Alucard have the microphone.

"Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein Acht
(Now, dear children, pay attention)

ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
(I am the voice form the pillow)

ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
(I sing until the day awakes)

ein heller Schein am Firmament
(a bright light on the Heavens)

"Mein Herz brennt!
(My Heart Burns)

Five seconds later...

"Mein Herz brennt!!!"
(My Heart Burns)

Another five seconds...

"Mein Herz brennt!!"
(My Heart Burns)

Another five- YA KNOW WHAT!? YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAYS!!!! Wait... and update. Vince hit his last cord for the moment along with Jonathan's last drum hit for the moment

ImaLamia continues her tune with longer strides on each key, letting her fingers press on them a little longer. Jonathan begins to use his drum sticks to drum the little plate things that stick out of all drums sets. Do you know what I'm talking about? Of course you do. Well, he starts to lightly tap them which leads to him hitting them a little harder. Vince finds that this is his part in the song and begins to play a medium pitch tune with his guitar. He keeps replaying this as Jonathan's drumming resumed to a soft beat in the background slowly getting louder with each second.

"Mein Herz brennt!!"
(My Heart Burns)

ImaLamia started up her beat once more.

"Mein Herz brennt!
(my heart burns)

Mein Herz brennt!!"
(my heart burns)

Jonathan found a point in the song where he could jut in and spoke "Mein Herz-" but stopped once receiving a glare from both ImaLamia and Alucard.

"Mein Herz brennt!!"

Everyone continued the song for at least 3 seconds before coming to an immediate stop.

"See Alucard! You can sing in German!" ImaLamia busted out.

"Shut up..."

---Back to normal writing style---

Vince: For someone so reluctant to even read the lyrics to the song you really got into it Alucard.

Dracula: Yeah, I barley got to even sing a line... (Sulks)

Alucard: fuck you...

ImaLamia: heh heh heh... I made you cuss. (Pulls out a list and crosses something off. We turn the screen and read what is on the thin sheet of paper)

1. Scare the hell out of Integra (crossed out)

2. Make Dracula sulk (crossed out)

3. Piss off Alucard (freshly crossed out)

4. Make obsessions meet (Not crossed out)

ImaLamia: (smirks) HEY ALUCARD!! I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE!!

Alucard: (pissed off) WHO!!!

ImaLamia: (grin gets wider) JOHNNY!! GRELL!! COME IN HERE PLEASE!!!

(The doors on the other side of the room swing open. Fog slowly foams from the door as the shadows of two figures are seen. One sickly thin and the other tall with long hair)

Tall person with long hair: I SENCE MAJOR A HOTTIE!!

Thin person: Do you flirt with every man within SIGHT!!?

Tall person with long hair: Your just jealous of my beauty and that all the men look at me before they look at you.

Thin person: I'M A MAN!! I DON'T CARE IF MEN LIKE ME OR NOT!! I'M STRIGHT DAMNIT!!! SSTTRRIIGGHHTTTT!!

Alucard: …Who are they?

ImaLamia: Guys, step out of the fog.

(The thin figure stepped out of the fog. He wore dark clothing from head to toe. His insomnious eyes were a black brown and his blue black hair was sprawled over his head. His boots were fuckin awesome... I really don't know how to describe them...)

ImaLamia: Alucard, Seras, Forever, Dracula, Vince, Jonathan (takes a deep breath) this is Johnny C.

Johnny: Please, call me Nny.

Jonathan: SO THATS WHY YOU CALLED ME NNY THAT ONE TIME!!! (Points at Forever)

ImaLamia: Where's Grell? GRELL! COME OUT HERE!

(The second figure left the fog and stepped in front of the group. He had long vibrant red hair and sharp pointy teeth. A pair of red brimmed reading glasses accompanied his yellow eyes. HE wore a black suit -much like Alucards- and a red knee length coat)

Grell: Ooohhh.., so your the hottie!! (Points at Alucard) OH! And there's another! (Winks at Dracula)

Alucard&Dracula: Say wha!?

ImaLamia: Oh... don't worry. Grell just has gender confusion.

Grell: I'M NOT CONFUSED!!

Vince: That girly coat says otherwise, man.

Grell: (growls showing his pointy, pointy teeth) I'LL SHOW YOU!!! (Pulls out his little scissors)

Vince: Scissors? Are you joking? I'm leaving... (Leaves room)

Grell: WILLIM TOOK AWAY MY DEATH SYTH!! (Pouts)

Nny: Why don't you just use a knife like I do? I mean, a chainsaw? How... cliché...

Grell: LIKE A KNIFES ANY BETTER!!!

ImaLamia: I think we got off topic.

Forever: Me to...

Dracula: Me three...

Forever: I WANNA SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!

Alucard: well you said it...

ImaLamia: I think that I should tell the readers something

I have NOT, I repeat, HAVE NOT given up on Alucard's 'Daughter'... I'm just being my lazy self and not writing as often as I should... Well, this story was to show you that I haven't died in some freak terrorist incident soooo... yeah...

L: this story is 99.9% complete.

Invader Jay: (magically comes back to life and sees Nny and L) WHHEEEEE-HEEEEEEE!! (Glomps them and gets stabbed by Nny. Magically recovers) HEY.... waitamintue... WERE'S BEYOND BIRTHDAY!!! HUH! HUH!!? ANSWER ME!! DAMN YOU!! (Looks at reader) WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING!!?

B: I was going to say hi but never mind...

ImaLamia: Bye peeps. I hope that I get off of my lazy ass soon!!!