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Chapter three: I am NEENJAR!
"Say, Kakashi… what did you say you were?" Raine asked suddenly one morning as they were walking down some road that had no significance to the story but it's there for my (the author's) convenience.
"A neenjar," Kakashi said, squatting like a ninja.
"I AM NINJA, HE IS NINJA, SHE IS NINJA, TOO!" Malfoy shouted.
"YOU ARE NOT NINJA!" Kakashi said, "To be that, you must break open a rock shaped like ASH KETCHUM! AFTER THAT, IT MUST MELT INTO A PILE OF RAINBOW NACHOS! If it melts into rainbow goo, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE NINJA!"
"GET ME A ROCK SHAPED LIKE ASH KETCHUM, YOU FOOL!" Malfoy yelled.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"I DON'T WANT TO!"
"YES, YOU DO!"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Raine said, whacking them with her staff, "OR YOU SHALL FACE THE WRATH OF…"
Wait for it!
"ME!" Raine finished.
Silence…
"Miss Raine, you have horrible grammar," Kakashi said.
"BWAHAHAHA!" Said a voice.
Everyone whirled around to see…
A BALD GUY!
"HAIR HUNT TROOPS!" Bo-bobo said, "I've heard of you!"
"Of course you have!" the guy said. Let's call him Francis!
Francis slashed at the text.
"MY NAME IS MAURICE!"
"Wasn't there a guy in the Bo-bobo series already named Maurice?" Winry asked
Rukia shrugged.
Raine just shook her head.
"Your name shall be FRANCIS!" shouted the clouds, causing lightning to strike Francis, thus frying him, "Oops… CAN WE GET A BACK UP, HERE?"
And they waited.
While they were waiting for the waiting to be finished, Kakashi and Vader played go-fish.
"GOT any nines?" Vader asked
"No – and you're emphasizing the wrong words," Kakashi said
"WELL sorry," Vader said.
Meanwhile, Malfoy was writing in a book of some sort.
Entry # 581
Author: Draco Malfoy
Location: some hill waiting for a back-up Francis.
Date: unknown
It's been some time, hasn't it, old buddy?
Well, I got sucked into a portal a few weeks ago and now I'm trying to save the world with these boneheads.
From Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus.
It's quite annoying, really. Mary-Sues make you talk in chat speak, which kind of gets old after a while.
In order to be completely removed from the spell, you or someone else has to say "I R 1337!" or something…
Raine cooked dinner last night – it knocked us out. Literally. What was she trying to do? Poison us? For whatever reason, I woke up with shaving-cream all over my face. She must have put something in the food to make shaving-cream monsters want to cover peoples' faces with shaving-cream while they're sleeping.
Oh well.
I got attacked by a wall the other day, too. We were helping clean some guy's house and it jumped out at me…
Oh, Francis is back – gotta go.
Draco
Malfoy shut his book and put it in a secret pocket inside his robes.
"I am NEENJAR!" Said the back-up Francis.
"LIAR!" Kakashi said
"SHUN THE LIAR!" Bo-bobo shouted
"SHUNNN!" Everyone cried, throwing their hands in the air.
No, they didn't detatch their arms. That would be unpleasant.
So, anyway, then, Mokona came out and ate Francis.
"YAY!" Everyone sang in joy.
"Mokona is hungry!" Mokona said, landing on Kakashi's head.
"I thought MOKONA WAS Mokona!" Vader said.
"VADER! STOP EMPHASIZING THE WRONG WORDS!" Rukia shouted
"I can't help IT!" Vader said sadly.
"HUDDLE!" Winry shouted. Kakashi, Raine, Malfoy, Rukia, Winry and Mokona huddled.
"What are we going to do?" Rukia asked
"We could always ignore it," Raine said.
"But, that would get annoying," Kakashi said.
Malfoy nodded.
"Winry? Suggestions?" Raine asked
Winry shrugged as Mokona began chewing on an apple.
"I vote for ignoring," Kakashi said
"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID IT WOULD GET ANNOYING!" Rukia shouted
"Changed my mind!" Kakashi said
"WHY?"
"Because I am NEENJAR!" Kakashi said with shifty eyes.
"I am—!" Malfoy started
"NO!" shouted everyone
"…Hungry…?" Malfoy finished
"TEAM BREAK!" Winry shouted.
They all looked at Vader.
"We have decided to ignore it!" Bo-bobo said.
"ReaLLY?" Vader said, his voice squeaking at the 'LLY' part.
Rukia's eye twitched in annoyance.
"Yes," she hissed.
Then, a pikachu came out of some random bush.
And everyone was like, -staaaare-
And the Pikachu was like, "HO' SHIT!"
And everyone was like, "FOOD!"
And then the Pikachu pulled a fast one and did slow-motion back flips like a neenjar and poofed in a cloud of orange smoke.
"Well, damn," Raine said.
"Let's go find a village or something," Kakashi suggested.
"Why?" Raine asked
"Because I feel like it and I'm always right,"
"What if you're wrong?"
"Then read the sentence over again,"
TO BE CONTINUED…
Is Kakashi really always right?
Am I doing a bad job?
Do I need more whacked-up dreams or my friends to give me inspiration?
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