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Sakura woke up in middle of the night getting up while still closing her eyes she walked out of her room downs stairs and past the sleeping naked Itachi who had red lipstick and blue eye shadow on.
Sakura not knowing it walked out of the mansion and outside still thinking she was in the hallway to get a glass of water.
She walked right past Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto who were looking dumbfounded Sakura the fell face first in the grass and began snoring loudly.
Everyone looked at each other Kakashi shrugged and picked up Sakura heading to Kohana.
When Sakura woke up she was hand cuffed to a cold metal chair opening her eyes she saw Tsunade, Kakashi, Sasuke, and Neji.
"Are we having a block party?"
Tsunade shook her head "Do you see any balloons?"
Sakura looked around and shrugged "I just thought you all were cheap bastards."
Sasuke clenched his jaw "No you're in an interrogation room."
Sakura looked down at her wrist wiggling the handcuffs "Kinky are we?"
Tsunade slammed her fist next to Sakura's yawning head "Where's the base located?"
Sakura shrugged "I hardly remember which broom closet I lock Kisame in."
Sasuke smirked "But you know your way through Deidara's pants."
Sakura nodded thoughtfully "But its better then knowing the way to Naruto and Neji's"
Tsunade slammed her fist next to Sakura's head again breaking a hole through the backside of the chair "How many people work in Akatsuki?"
"About half of them"
Kakashi frowned "That's not what we meant stop trying to be cute."
Sakura looked astonished "Im not trying to be cute im trying to be honest I mean seriously Itachi just sits around reading porn while Goro and Kisame play Hide the Nitroglycerin from Tobi and Leader plays tea party with his care bears."
Neji quirked an eyebrow "The Leader of Akatsuki owns a care bear?"
Sakura nodded "Fifty-two to be exact."
"Having sex with him too, whore?" Sasuke asked trying to make her cry.
But Sakura only shrugged "Nope so far its only Itachi and Deidara."
Sasuke clenched his fist; Sakura never did anything with Itachi though hell he couldn't even stand being in the same universe as Sakura.
Sakura only said it because she knew Sasuke would get angry and Sakura was doing a great job with it.
"Sakura we can kill you now but we don't want to just tell us everything and we'll let you off only with probation."
Sakura thought about it, but even if she did she knew she'd never be able to rat them out I mean even if she did tell them they'd just find out she's pregnant and probably kill the baby.
Sakura shrugged "Then you better just kill me now because im not telling."
Tsunade sighed and rubbed her temples when Neji spoke up "We can't kill her."
Sasuke glanced at him
"Don't tell me you feel something for her."
Neji shook his
head "No, she's pregnant."
Everyone looked at Neji shocked he shrugged "Check her if you want to."
Tsunade walked up to the sitting Sakura who was glaring at Neji she concentrated chakra in her hand and placed in on Sakura's stomach.
"Stop it take your hands off." Sakura was thrashing around in the chair trying to get her former sensei's hand off of her stomach.
Kakashi spoke up "So is she?"
Tsunade nodded "Place her in the cell we can't kill her while she's pregnant."
Sasuke and Kakashi nodded and grabbed Sakura amazingly she didn't struggle she let herself be dragged.
Noticing their confused looks Sakura just said "Deidara and Tobi will come looking for me so I guess I got time to spare."
Sasuke and kakashi threw her into the cell Sakura looked around "Could you at least give me something to occupy my time?"
Kakashi pulled out the first Icha Icha volume "Ill come back for it after your done reading it."
"Oh goodie gum drops, if my kid grows up addicted to porn ill fix you."
Kakashi quirked an eyebrow "But im not broken..."
Kakashi then shut up knowing what she meant. (Fixed like what you get your boy dog so he wont gets other doggies pregnant)
Once when Kakashi and Sasuke left Sakura sighed and walked over to the barred window.
She quickly took out a nail fial and stabbed the tip of her finger.
Writing down a jutsu the metal rusty bars became ice Sakura quickly punched the bars and jumped out of the window.
Walking down the streets she waved at old friends and older folk.
Once when she got the gates two anbu guards watched as Sakura waved to them and walked out of the gates of Kohana as the guards waved back.
Morons…Once when Sakura got back to the base Kisame was playing The Sims trying to have to girl sims have sex while Itachi was reading Icha Icha Milk Maids Parade. Tobi was sowing ripped cloaks while Goro was making his belly button dance.
Just then Deidara walked downstairs only in boxers yawning "Hey Sakura there you are I was wondering where you were, yeah"
Sakura shrugged "You know same old same old."
Sakura walked into the kitchen grabbing the milk carton and walking back into the living room.
"Oh gods don't tell me you'd be one of those pregnant women always complaining about how gat they're getting."
Sakura shook her head "Heck no I think im too skinny."
Deidara raised an eyebrow "You think you're too skinny but your drinking one percent milk, yeah."
Sakura nodded "Of course being such the poet I am."
Itachi butted in "But poets write poems."
Sakura nodded "I know."
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Moron" Goro muttered but Sakura heard "Hey Goro tell your mom to stop wearing different shades of lip stick my penis is starting to look like an f'en care bear collection down there."
Just then Leader came running down with two armfuls of care bears "CARE BEAR COLLECTION WHERE!?"
"Oh gee it just went that a way." Sakura said in a not very convincing voice and pointed towards broom closet.
Leader hurriedly opened up the door and ran inside.
Sakura quickly put the
200,000,000 big screen TV in front of the
closet.
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Its not very funny but that's what you people deserve for not reviewing a lot –nods-
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