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rumble… "Hmm… I'm in the mood for a chili dog," Sonic said. He looked all over Sugarcube Corner, but he found neither bun, nor chili, nor frank. "Dude, you're trying too hard." What? "This fanfiction doesn't HAVE to have fancy-schmancy writing." Fine, just get back to the story. I don't want the fourth wall to be broken too much per chapter. As I was saying, Sonic couldn't find the components necessary for a chili dog. The only logical solution was to ask for help. "Pinkie Pie, I want a chili dog, but I can't find-" Sonic was interrupted by Pinkie, who said, "A chilly dog? The only animal I have is my alligator, Gummy. My friend, Applejack, has a dog, but it's summer, so I don't think Wynona is chilly…" Sonic facepalmed. "No, a CHILI dog. You know, a hot dog with chili on it?" Pinkie Pie giggled and responded, "Silly Sonic! "Chilly" isn't a tangible thing you can just place on a dog!" "…I'm talking about food. Hot dogs are franks made of beef and/or other meats, placed in a bun. A chili dog is simply a hot dog served with chili on it. Chili is a spicy dish that typically includes things like ground beef." Pinkie said, "Oh, I see. But ponies are vegetarians, so we don't have those things." Sonic was horrified. "No chili dogs then?" Pinkie Pie replied, "Nope! Sorry!"
Sonic stood there in silence for a few seconds before finally speaking. "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-Do you mind if I step outside for a moment?" "Not at all," Pinkie Pie said. She went back to writing the invitations when she heard a slightly muffled, yet still clearly audible scream of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Outside Sugarcube Corner, Sonic was curled into the fetal position, with tears in his eyes. Really, Sonic, I think you're overreacting. So what if Equestria doesn't have chili dogs? "Shut up and let me wallow in angst." Look! "Hm?" Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! NO! It's the plot! Now get up and stick to it.


Rainbow Dash was flying high above Ponyville and the surrounding area, trying to improve her speed. She was practicing gliding to reserve energy or something when she noticed a blue spiky… thing running at around the same speed. Sonic was looking directly at her. She decided to ignore the hedgehog until she heard him say, "Hey! Hey, Rainbow Dash! Wanna race?" "How do you know my name?" Dash said as she lowered herself to Sonic's level. "It's a long story. Do you wanna race or not?" Sonic replied. "I should warn you, I'm the fastest flyer to ever come out of Cloudsdale!" Rainbow Dash said. "Well, there's a reason I'm called the fastest thing alive!" Sonic replied.


Shadow the Hedgehog braced for a hard landing as he found himself in a cave. However, this landing was not hard in any way whatsoever. In fact, inside that cave, Shadow landed on something relatively soft. As Sigmund Freud rolled in his grave, Shadow decided to try and figure out where he was. To his mild surprise, he was on top of a mound of treasure- gold, jewels, the whole shiny and valuable enchilada. Shadow was imagining Rouge's response to this hoard of treasure when he sensed a familiar energy close by. "That's a Chaos Emerald!" He reached out to grab the gem, when he heard heavy breathing and a deep voice rumbling: "Who dares invade upon my treasure hoard?" Slowly, Shadow turned around to face a GIANT DRAGON. "And what is THAT? Trying to abscond with one of my precious jewels, eh?" Shadow looked at the Emerald, then back at the dragon and said, "This gem was never yours. Besides, I kind of need it." "All these riches are mine! If you dare to challenge me, you shall surely perish!" "Hmph. You asked for it," Shadow said. He teleported onto the dragon's snout, stepped on one of its eyes, and activated the jets in his shoes, releasing fire into the dragon's eye. "Gah! I've been blinded!" the dragon said. Shadow took this opportunity to fire a few Chaos Spears into the reptilian beast's mouth. He began to make his escape down the dragon's back when he was confronted by two more dragons. "Damnit." Fortunately, Shadow had a plan. Unfortunately, he'd be at the mercy of the two new dragons while preparing to carry out the plan. In the face of heavy fire (literally), Shadow took off the rings attached to his gloves. He picked up the stunned dragon by the tail and swung it around himself in a circle before flinging it at the other two dragons, knocking all three of them out cold. With Emerald in hand, Shadow ran away from the cave. He had ran for 10 kilometers before he succumbed to the burns and the fatigue achieved by overexerting himself.


Sorry I took so long with this chapter compared to the last two. I'll try to upload a new chapter once a week.