hai guys its me Cristancia. (No my real name loll) I hope u liek this episode. Cris goes to some classes and stuff happens. tanks to heather for reading n checking. luv u gurl.
Cristancia Winifred Kisama woke up. She looked around her room and breathed and let go. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION! The room was purple and black and red. Cris used alchemy to mafufacer some clothes. Then she had to put her obes on and cover up clothes. Which were a grey mini. blight blue jeggings a low but T that said "TOO HAWT". Den she took a shower in her huge privet bathroom. Moaning Myrtle stopped by and looked for a while while she wuz taking a bath. Myrtlye stayed until all the bubble were all goon. Crus dont mind thu cuz she isn't a homophone on Wednesdays. When Cris was done wiff her bath she used her wand (the same kind az hazzy putter) to make herself dry and her hair perfect and put her clothes on. she wunt out to her room which was very large. There were big windows that overlooked the lake and forest. The drapery wiz blood red and was the kind of drapery that cud kill (leik the ones that kilt serious black in book 5) Cris's room had fancy wallpaper that was purpel with a black design. she had a king sized bed with a mirror on the ceiling. Cris didn't know why there was a ceiling on the mirror. As furst she thought it was to she could put her make up on while in bed but she lernt why the mirror comes in handy later on in the story. (SPOILERSZ) Cristancia also had a big wardobe that she painted black then splatted paineed lots of colours. It was a relly cool wardobe because it went to Narnia. Cris had this specialy made because talking lions fascinated her. but sometimes something went wrong when she tried to go to narnia because she ended up in middle earth. anyway there was a dark purple carpet made off faux leopard skins. (she couldn't half real because peeta wud get angry with her) There were also lots of chandeleirs that were black. Cris also had a 42'' flatscreen tv in her room it wasnt as big as the one back home but it would to. cris had a big desk on which sat her pruple macbook pro her ipod her red dsi that had pokemon heart gold inside also on the desk was a few coach purses. cris had a lot of offer stuff in her room too. like posters of some of her favorite things. A poster of Finn and Puck from Glee making out, a poster of indina menzel and kirsten chenowinth seducing a tawny polar bear some band posters like Scorpion Sandwich, Smashing Swashes, the weird sisters,MCR, Armoured Bearcub, Tears of Blood, and shane dawlson. Lastly, Cris had hannah montana's closet only with cooler clothes.
Cris then apperated (yes she can do that yet because her furst bf wuz 17 so he new and he taught her how 2 when she wuz like 12. lol) down to the great mall because she waz wearing new pumps and didn't want to half to walk alot. lol. She sat down at her table with all her faveorite foods: cheeseburgers, fries, cheesecake, hot dogs, apple pies, ice cream, pizza, and oreos. Cris could eat all she wanted to because she had an operation to keep her from gaining wieght. She would always b 85 lbs! LOL KEWL RIGHT?
"I'm so lonely with no one here!" she wailed and cried. "Someone come sit wiff me!"
Edward wud have sat with her but he was all da way across trhe room. however a hufflylypuff came and sat with her. he was very good looking and handly. He had eyes crytal blu like the shky and brown hair. The hair wasnt as poo brown as her mummys; it was more shiny and last she check her feces did not shine like a vampire in the sun. Cris would bang this huggleypuff but first of all, he was a jiggleypuff and she only naged those on occasion.
"Hullo. I am a Hufflepuff and I am Troy Bolten. I am Cedric Diggory's twin but we was separated at birfth."
"Like Tia and Tamara!" I squeed.
"LOL YEAH." Troy said.
then a girl went up in front of the teachers. "That's Stacy." Troy said. "her mom has got it gooing on"
Then stacy sed "Attention ppls! Der is gunna be a telent shoe in hogesmafde. i am runnnig a lot of events this year over there and this is the furst of many.!"
Ed cam up to her and said "we should sing 4 the talent show"
Troy grred. "NO! WE R SINGING 2GETHER"
I don't leik drama so i left. But secretly I prefered Edward after all he had a fucking metal arm and leg!
OK GAUISE! HUGE CLIFFHANGER HERE! CRISTANCIA IS SO CONFLICTED IT'S YUMMY! FANKS AGAIN HEATHER 4 HELPING. N sorry she didn't go to classes yet, but there will be a fucking talent show! OMFG YAY!
