Chapter 3 Auron don't like being messed with and Namine can't draw

Me:Well hello Thanks to the Fred and George twins for being my new reviewers ok for chapter 3 I want 4 reviews because I got 2 reviews for chapter 2 I don't care if the person is new or not but I want 4.

For all of you people reading this I want you all to read my funniest fic in my opinion called "Kingdom Hearts on Crack" Read it review it enjoy it.

Me: Anyway hello there Today as my special guest.

Leon: Hello It's great to be here.

Me:Sup Leon you ready to read the disclaimer?

Leon: RoxasRoxOutloud is far to poor to own anything that has to do with video games so why don't you get off his back…?

Leon:Doesn't that sound a little harsh?

Me:What? No you panzy!

Leon:Oh what you callin me a panzy?!

Me:I aint callin you for dinner!

Leon:You wanna go bitch?!

Me:Ladies first!

(Thud Bump Crash Bam Bop Pow Wham Tink)

2 hours later

Me and Leon:Can we go now?

Therapist:Not until we find the route of this problem.

Me:The problem is he's a wuss!

Leon:The problem is he's an ass!

Both:ERRRRRRRRRR!

Therapist:Calm down you to now tell me what happened RoxasRoxOutloud what did you feel when you slugged Leon?

Me:A dull thump.

Leon:Oh that's it!

(Smack Bam Boom Bop Pow Wham Wham)

Me:Wait can I start the fic first?

Leon:Hurry up!

Me:Enjoy the screwed up goodness!

(Wham Boom Bang Bang Bang Bop Kapow etc…)

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Auron calmly walked onto the dark stage and sat down

EV:Know your stars know you stars know your stars!

Auron:That's right.

EV: Auron… He likes to see people suffer.

Auron:Actually that is partly true.

EV:OK? Auron…He uhh?

Auron:What's the matter? Can't think of anything?

Me:No! Umm Auron he liked Tidus more than a friend.

Auron:Oh please if I'm going to sit here and waist my precious time I was at least expecting some good material.

EV:Shut-up! Auron he umm-

Auron:Evil voice…He is as retarded as they come.

EV:What?!

Auron:Evil voice…He picks on people because he is small and insignificant.

EV:Now wait just a minute!

Auron:Evil voice…He screws his momma!

EV:What?! Why you I'm gonna-

Auron:Gonna what? Talk me to death?

EV:Oh you little!

Auron:If were done here I'll be going now.

EV:Ya you better walk away!

Auron:What was that?

EV:Nothin.

EV:Great now what'll I do?

Namine walks on stage and sits down to draw.

EV:Thank you lord!

Know your stars know your stars know your stars!

Namine:What?! Who's there? Is that you Roxas?

EV:UGH! No I am the great announcer voice dude person guy!

Namine:Ok?

EV:Namine…

Namine:yes?

EV:She can't draw for shit!

Namine:What?! Hello have you seen my drawings?

EV:Ya they look like a 2 year old did em!

Namine:What they do not!

EV:Oh really?

Namine:Ya whatch I'll draw a picture of you!

Namine draws an ass.

EV:Aha aha your so funny.

Namine:Like your face!

EV:Ha aha!

Ev:Namine…she is an evil witch who will fade into darkness.

Namine:Am not and no I wont!

EV:If your not a witch than why did you fuck up Sora's memories?Hmm?!

Namine:I had no choice Xemnas would punish me if I didn't.

EV:Oh ya 'punish'

Namine:What?

EV:Namine…she like having sex with Xemnas!

Namine:What?! I did not!

EV:How was ole' MANSEX?

Namine:Ole' Manse- I mean Xemnas and I never had sex.

EV:Oh ya because you and Demyx did!

Namine:No!

EV:Sure are his fluids dancing inside of you?! MUAHAHAHAHA! Dance water dance!

Namine:Your gross!

EV:At least I didn't screw with Demyx!

Namine:Oh my god I'll kill you!

Namine screws with Evil voices memory.

EV:Hello little girl who are you and who am I?

Namine:You're a little girl who is going to screw Demyx.

EV:Okie-Dokie!

So the evil voice goes to the world that never was.

(Far away we here Demyx) "Damnit Namine! I'm gonna kill you when you get back!"

Namine smirks and starts walking away she then turns around and says "Anyone else wanna fuck with me?! NO?! I didn't think so!"

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Me: There you go chapter three done!

Demyx:So you like to mess with me huh!?

Me:Calm down Demyx it was just a little joke!

Demyx:Dance water dance!

Me:AGHHHHHH!

Demyx traps me in a big ball of water and leaves

Me:(Holding up a sign that reads "Read and Review!")