"Talking"

"Different Language. Doesn't matter which one"

Thoughts

[Gamer shit]


Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Or even The Gamer. Slight crossover, by the way.


Harry spent the past few weeks reading books in school and paying attention, and got four INT from it. At night, he went online and started playing chess with random peope. He gain 2 WIS from that. As it turns out, chess is fucking difficult! So naturally, he quit chess. Now, he just does yoga. Because of that , he's already gained 1 DEX point in two days. Not the greatest, but hey, every bit helps!

Oh, and he leveled up once. That, unfortunately, raised the EXP requirement for levelling up again.

Anyway, back to the story. Harry was just walking home casually, minding his own business, when he saw a phenomenon. A whale was walking on land!

Oh, wait, that was just his cousin. Never mind.

"Hey Harry, I'm going to give you to the count of three to start running. My friends and I have just thought up a new game, and it's called 'Harry Hunting'! Can you guess what it's about?" Dudley asked in what sounded like a pitiful attempt at a scary voice. Instead, it just sounded like a petulant child's whining. Eh, whatever.

Harry just smiled at him, waved goodbye, and started running.

[Because of your action, you have created the skill [Running]!]

Oh, cool. Maybe it will help him.

As it turned out, it did help him. It helped a lot. When Dudley's friends joined him, Harry sped up, running as quickly as he could.

[Because of your action, you have created the skill [Sprinting]!]

Oh, boy! Another thing to help him! Hopefully it was just as useful as the other one!

[For your continuous running, your AGI goes up by 1!]

Well, that happened. Maybe it really was a great skill.

Nope. It had him dead tired in exactly five minutes.

Yeah, not a good day at all. Unless you count the good parts. And the extra skills. And the extra INT point he got. And the extra AGI point he got.

And also, what's with all the exclamation points?


When Harry got back to his faithful cupboard for a little rest before making dinner, he brought up his skills page.

[Gamers Mind (Passive) {LVL: MAX}]
The Gamer's Mind allows the Gamer to stay calm in stressful situations. Keeps mind altering abilities from affecting the Gamer.

[Gamer's Body (Passive) {LVL: MAX}]
The Gamer's Body allows the Gamer to live life like a video game. Give the body the properties of a video game. Look at Options Menu for blood to be enabled or disabled.

[Cooking (Passive) {LVL: 19}]
Cooking is a skill that will woo all the ladies. It'll give you their friendship, and maybe even something more... *wink, wink*
Oh yeah, it also heals you, if made well. At your level, it heals miniscule HP & MP

[Running (Passive) {LVL: 1}]
Passive: 10% AGI increase
Running helps you run faster, dumbass. At this level, you run 4 mph.

[Sprinting (Active) {LVL: 1}]
MP Cost: 10 MP per minute
Sprinting makes you sprint faster, dumbass. At this level, you sprint 8 mph.

Well, that was just rude. And also explains why he was worn out so quickly before. From what he remembered of his stats, he only had 50 MP, and that meant it took 5 minutes to take all of it away. But the question was, how long to get it back up to 100%?

"Status."

Harry Potter
[The Gamer]
LVL: 3 {EXP: 500/1500}

Title: None
Race: ?

Money: £0/0G/0S/0K

HP: 15/50
MP: 0/50

STR: 3
DEX: 6
AGI: 5
INT: 7
WIS: 5
CHA: 0
LUK: 0

Ailments: Malnourished, Short

Points to Allocate: 10

Harry tried clicking on his MP to see if there was any regeneration for it. There was.

[MP: Magic Power. Current Regeneration: 0.5 MP per minute]

What the hell? Why was it so low? Well, it does make sense, considering there has to be a starting point.

Harry was suddenly given a quest to complete. This was new. He ususally only did quests for making breakfast, so why was a dinner quest popping up?

[New Quest: Don't Screw Up!

Petunia Dursley is too busy with cleaning the house and can't make dinner today. Do it for her!

Requirements:

Make whatever you feel like, but make it good
Don't use vegetables, the Dursleys don't like them
Make enough food for fifteen people, each Dursley counts as 5 people

Bonus:

Make a little something for yourself
Don't get caught!

Completion Rewards:

+50 EXP
+5 Reputation with Dursleys
+10 Reputation with Petunia Dursley

Bonus Rewards:

Skill: [Sneak]
Cure Ailment: [Malnourished]

Failure Rewards:

10 EXP
10 Belt Lashings
-100 Reputation with Dursley Family]

Okay, time to make some EXP.

Harry made some food for the Dursleys, made extra for himself, and placed the extra in his inventory. He needed to eat, after all.

[Quest Complete!

Rewards:

+50 EXP
+5 Reputation with Dursley Family
+10 Reputation with Petunia Dursley

Bonus:

Skill: [Sneak]

Eat your food later to cure Ailment: [Malnourished]]

Harry sighed. It was a bumpy ride today, but he did get a lot out of it.

Damn, he needed some sleep.


[You have slept in your own bed. HP & MP 100% restored]

Thanks for telling me, box.

Harry got out of bed groggily, and stood up, starting to get ready for school.

Even as he walked out the door, his mind was still hazy from sleep.

When he got to class, he woke up instantly.

What the hell?! Why does everyone have a level? And why the hell are they all three levels higher than me? That's bullshit! Harry raved in his head.

[Because of your action, you have created the skill [Observe]!]

Hey, that's a nice surprise!

Suck it, bitches! You don't have a badass ability like I do that makes these things possible! Fuck you and your god-damn, cock-sucking, piece of shit levels! I've got the power! FUCK ALL OF YOU!

[Because of your action, you have created the skill [Cuss]!]

Dammit!


Footnote: Another Chapter! Yes, Chapter is capitalized. No, I don't know why.

I should probably explain how the Reputation system works in this. I don't know if y'all will figure it out sooner rather than later. So, the max reputation someone can get is 10,000. The lowest is -10,000. Dursleys hate Harry, except to get -10,000 means that they want to torture and then kill him, then maybe rape his dead body. The only person that will have a constant -10,000 in this story will be Voldemort. He likes to torture, kill, and rape, right? So, yeah. -10,000. -5000 all the way to -1000 is Hate, then -1000 to 0 is Dislike, 0 is Neutral, 1 to 1000 is Like, 1001 to 5000 is Honored, and finally 5001 and above is Love. Serious Lovin' is goin' on HEAR.

And all this reputation stuff is put in a screen called 'Reputation', and Harry will probably never see it. He just knows that he is gaining reputation and losing it. It just means too little for it to be of any importance. So, yeah. I'm going to keep track of it because I am a very thorough writer that is not thorogh at all and want to have another detail to take up more space. I mean, add to the length- ah, add to the detail and impressiveness of the story. Yeah.

One more thing, and I'll be done with this Footnote. These stats on the bottom are all the screens affecting Harry directly put together. The skills screen, the reputation screen, the status screen. ARVERETHING.

Yeah. Bye.

Harry Potter
[The Gamer]
LVL: 3 {EXP: 500/1500}

Title: None
Race: ?

Money: £0/0G/0S/0K

HP: 50/50
MP: 50/50

STR: 3
DEX: 6(+0.6)=6.6
AGI: 5(+0.5)=5.5
INT: 7
WIS: 5
CHA: 0
LUK: 0

Ailments: Malnourished, Short

Points to Allocate: 10

Skills:

[Gamers Mind (Passive) {LVL: MAX}]
The Gamer's Mind allows the Gamer to stay calm in stressful situations. Keeps mind altering abilities from affecting the Gamer.

[Gamer's Body (Passive) {LVL: MAX}]
The Gamer's Body allows the Gamer to live life like a video game. Give the body the properties of a video game. Look at Options Menu for blood to be enabled or disabled.

[Cooking (Passive) {LVL: 19}]
Cooking is a skill that will woo all the ladies. It'll give you their friendship, and maybe even something more... *wink, wink*
Oh yeah, it also heals you, if made well. At your level, it heals miniscule HP & MP

[Observe (Active) {LVL: 2}]
MP Cost: 1 Per Observation
You see it, but do you really see it? Use [Observe] to get information on it!

[Running (Passive) {LVL: 1}]
Running helps you run faster, dumbass. At this level, you run 4 mph.

[Sprinting (Active) {LVL: 1}]
MP Cost: 10 MP per minute
Sprinting makes you sprint faster, dumbass. At this level, you sprint 8 mph.

[Sneak (Active) {LVL: 1}]
Passive: +10% DEX
Passive: 2% Chance of Successful Sneak
Active: 30% DEX
Active: 6% Chance of Successful Sneak
You sneaky little thing, you! With this, you can hide in the shadows like a ninja! Works Hand-in-Hand with [Steal], [Lockpick], and [Pickpocket]

[Cuss (Active) {LVL: 72}]
MP Cost: 0
Do you get mad sometimes? Sometimes the best way to vent all of that anger is to just throw some vulgar language around! It'll get you calm in no time!

Reputation:

Dursley Family: -4850/10000 {Hated}
Petunia Dursley: -4840/10000 {Hated}
Little Whinging: -500/10000 {Disliked}