"Hannah what's wrong?"
A sobbing Hannah Abbot pointed to the large orange and black confetti sprinkled sign, occupying the door. Susan Bones looked up to see:
Hufflepuff:
1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.
2. Brace yourself- I'm going to hug you.
3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.
4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.
5. You think we're nice? That's cute...
6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.
7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.
8. Hufflepuff: We'll kill you with smiles and rainbows.
9. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.
10. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.
11. Hufflepuffs know how to party.
12. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?
13. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.
14. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.
She looked at Hannah, then burst into laughter. Hannah stared at her in shock, until she caught her breath.
"Ha...Hannah this is hilarious!"
"It is?", the Hufflepuff asked, uncertain.
Susan nodded. "Come on, let's see if any of the other Houses know anything about this."
Hannah could only look back at her beloved Common Room helplessly, as she was pulled to the Great Hall, by a chuckling Susan Bones.
