sorri for the short chapter.
me: hi, go ahead and read, you get to meet mrs gaara
gaara: lets out stream of very bad language that will not be published.
kankuro: also lets out stream of bad words
temari: laughs and laughs
naruto: stands looking hot.
sasuke, shino, kiba, kakashi, neji, shika, iruka (omg) : all having nose bleeds at naruto's hotness
gai: druged and half-dead, and chained down in some old dungeon, being tochured, he apoligizing for not being here.
lee: shouting about youthful things.
tsunade: drinking sake, with jiraiya
jiraiya: also drinking sake, while peeping at sluts that walk around with transparent and almost no-there clothing.
orochimaru: with his gay lover, kabuto, doing snaky things
akatsuki: secret stuff
me: acting like I care- disclaimer: blah blah blah, I neither confirm nor deny anything!
Chapter 3
Naruto sat while a sobbing Gaara clung to him. It was common knowledge that Gaara was gay. In fact he was the first to come out of the closet. Naruto completely understood his predicament.
Gently petting the red head, the kit thought to himself.
"Gaara sweetie!" a shrill voice echoed through the woods. Suddenly a girl with flamboyant magenta hair burst from the bush behind them. Gaara whimpered.
"G. G honey? I have found the most amazing wedding dress!" the anorexic skinny girl pulled a hideous orange gown out.
"Oh and daddy is letting me streak my hair!"
Naruto raised an eyebrow at the red head beside him, who was trying not to cry.
"Dear lord!? Are you going to streak it black, so you look half-decent?
"What black? But that is so emo! I was thinking more neon yellow, or maybe neon orange to go with my dress" the freak drifted off, why Gaara began sobbing again, before noticing Naruto.
"Hey you, I am Tsubomi-chan," she winked
"Naruto," monotone reply.
"You want to go get some-"
"I don't swing that way, I may be bi, but I'm more gay than straight."
She gave him a look, and then ran off emitting ear-splitting shrieks, into the bushes.
Silence.
"Wow, and you have to send the rest of your life with that?"
Gaara nodded sadly, "I am marrying the homophobic, pink loving, daughter of lightning countries Raikage, to bring peace to Kumogakure (lightning country) and Sunagakure (wind country). Oh and in the process Kankuro hates me, because he likes Tsubomi, and hates me getting to marry her."
Naruto gagged and almost died.
"Kan- Kankuro ... Ewwww, he actually likes that?"
"Yes, and when I told my dad I was gay, he didn't listen and told me that if I told her..." Gaara shudders.
"So she doesn't like gays you tell me?"
Cue evil glint in Naruto's eyes.
Hokage (火影, literally "Fire Shadow"?) Kage of Konohagakure.
Kazekage (風影, literally "Wind Shadow"?) Kage of Sunagakure.
Mizukage (水影, literally "Water Shadow"?) Kage of Kirigakure.
Raikage (雷影, literally "Lightning Shadow"?) Kage of Kumogakure.
Tsuchikage (土影, literally "Earth Shadow"?) Kage of Iwagakure.
LINELINELINELINELINELINELINELINELINELINELINELINE
me: mmmmmmmmmmm
Tsubomi: and anyway i also want two elephants and a mamoth, and a two headed turtle, and 13 tonnes of mud-
me: eye twitchy, backs away, freak does not notice.
gaara: what do you want? tears
me: I am soooooooo sorri gaara- chan!
gaara: hmekwkndkdsdnsdcns,
me: whats that?
gaara: I am sorri too,
awwww hugs!
me: I will make it up to you, naruto and me have a plan!
gaara: really, hugs
tsubomi: hay b! what the f are u doing with my-
kankuro: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh tsubomi! why won't you be mine?!
sasuke: you kno you owe me for putting that mind control jutsu on kankuro.
me: sly, shifty look: hmmmmm, thats right u will all get ur reward!
ja;ne
ps for those of you who want me to write a bit about what forehead and ino pig have been up to plz, tell me when you rewiew, and you better review, or there will be no, I repeat NO LEMONY SCENCES!
kiba, gaara, shino, kakashi, iruka(omg), shika, chouji (even tho he is married), hinata, temari, tenten, tsunade, shizune (all huge yaoi fans), sasuke, jiraiya, etc etc
all scream: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
me: see do u really want to sleep with ur eyes open cuz, u didnt review and hordes on ninja's are coming to get you?
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