Chapter 3: The natural reaction to rabbits
Ninjin sneezes. He hops onto my lap where he curls up in one pathetic neon green fuzzball. "I wanna go home," he whines obnoxiously.
"No one's stopping you," I say.
Ninjin shoots up and indignantly yells: "Yes! He is!" He points at the paper rabbit.
"Okay, you lost me," I admit.
"I know why I don't have a summon," Suigetsu mutters, glaring jealously at the paper bunny which is currently being fawned over by Haku.
"Who is a smart bunny? You are a smart bunny!" he coos.
"I AM."
"Modest, too," I mumble. "So how is he stopping you from going home, Ninjin?" I ask with the certain knowledge that I do not want to know the answer.
Ninjin gesticulates wildly and pulls at his ears. "Plot!"
"Uhh… what?" Chojuro asks.
"PLOT,"
the Plot Bunny writes on his fur.
"Fuck it, let's kill and eat them," Suigetsu growls. Ninjin shrieks and jumps into my face. Sputtering, I pry him off.
"No!" Ninjin yells. "I have a large family! Kill them instead!"
Suigetsu stares. "Not worth it," he says and turns away.
"Wow," I say. "You're so annoying even Suigetsu doesn't want to kill you."
"But what about him wanting his family dead?" Chojuro asks timidly. I give him a grim look.
"…It is a natural reaction to the rabbits."
