Before she had a chance to snatch it back, I clicked on the file marked 'Thalia's Mess Ups'


The Lightning Thief

Thalia: *In a straitjacket* Well, Seaweed Brain? One of us has to…*Looks at Percy* HAHAHAHA! I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

Percy: *Also in a straitjacket and is laughing* What did I do?

Thalia: You…your face…HAHAHAHAHA!

Director: CUT!


The Sea of Monsters

Thalia: Who—

Percy: I'm Percy. You're safe now.

Thalia: I am? BECAUSE TEN SECONDS AGO I WAS DYING! YOU CALL THAT SAFE?

Percy: Uuuuh…

Director: CUT!


The Titan's Curse

Thalia: We've got your back. *Picks a clump of fuzz from Percy's shirt* Eww. On second thought…I don't want your—OH MY GOD THE FUZZ MOVED!

*Grover and Zoë move away*

Director: CUT!


The Battle of the Labyrinth

Annabeth: *Is about to kiss Percy*

Thalia: *Jumps out from behind them* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Annabeth: AAAAAAAAAHHH!

Percy: *Blushes* IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

Annabeth: I have weird friends…

Director: CUT!


The Last Olympian

Thalia: I survive all those battles, and I get defeated by a stupid piece of rock!

Director: It's stupid chunk of rock.

Thalia: OH! SORRY!

Director: CUT!

Take Two

Thalia: I survive all those battles, and I get defeated by a stupid piece of rock.

Percy: CHUNK of rock, Thalia. CHUNK!

Thalia: Dang it!

Director: CUT!

Take Three

Thalia: I survive all those battles, and I get defeated by a stupid piece of rock.

Annabeth: Thalia…

Thalia: What?

Annabeth: Wrong line…

Thalia: ARRRRGGGGHHH!

Take Four

Thalia: I survive all those battles, and I get defeated by a stupid hunk of rock!

Grover: CHUNK!

Thalia: SO CLOSE!

Director: CUT!

Take Five

Thalia: I survive all those battles, and I get defeated by a…a…LINE?

Percy, Grover, and Annabeth: CHUNK!

Director: CUT!

Take Thirty-Five

Thalia: I survive all those battles and I get defeated by a stupid chunk of rock.

Director: And…SCENE!

Thalia: I DID IT! *Gets up from under rock and starts dancing* I SAID MY LINE!

Annabeth: *Laughs*

Grover: It's a miracle!

Percy: THANK YOU, FATES!

Thalia: -_-


"Would you look at that? Even little Miss Perfect messes up sometimes." I said satisfied.

Thalia snatched the mouse from me. "OH YEAH? WELL WHAT ABOUT NICO?"

Before I had a chance to protest, she clicked the file marked 'Nico di Angelo Mess Ups'


The Lightning Thief

*At the Lotus Casino*

Annabeth: So? Can you imagine a better place?

Percy: *Grabs her and yanks her away from the game*

Annabeth: HEY! *Hits Percy*

Nico: DON'T FALL FOR IT! IT'S A TRAP! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE!

Percy: Nico?

Nico: Yeah?

Percy: Please leave.

Director: CUT!


The Sea of Monsters

Percy: That shadow I saw this morning-that was-OH MY GODS YOU WERE LOOKING THROUGH MY BEDROOM WINDOW!

Annabeth: There's no time to-

Nico: Oooooo, Annie was checking out Percy's abs...

Annabeth: SHUT UP NICO! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE!

Director: CUT!


The Titan's Curse

Percy: Big collection.

Nico: I've got almost all of them, plus their-THALIA STOP STARING AT ME!

Director: CUT!


The Battle of the Labyrinth

*After Seeing Kronos Rise*

Nico: Well, that ksjfskjhdfs...Sorry...

Director: CUT!


The Last Olympian

Nico: *Runs towards Percy and Annabeth* It's Rachel. I just ran into her on 32nd Street.

Annabeth: What's she done this time?

Nico: I told her she would *Pant* die if she *Pant* tried, but she *Pant* insisted. She- oh my god that was a long run...can I take five?

Director: CUT!


"Well, what about...uuuuhhh..." I said trying to think of any other girls.

"While you think of someone I want to take a look at some of Luke's bloopers.

Click.


Rain~*