Hi guys. Suffering from that little thing you call "writer's block". I just don't know what to write for Xerneas, until someone helped me. A lot. After this, Yveltal will be next, then another legendary. Just to tell you guys. I hope you like this one (and I hope my humorous side clings to me. I have an extremely serious side at times).

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Xerneas is the Pokémon of Life. Yup, the blue-and-black deer who revives people, and even brings some people back from the dead if necessary. Yup, that's her. Not only can she do such things (even to Pokémon and plants, of course), but she is the first legendary Pokémon who is pure Fairy (Diancie is Fairy AND Rock).

Like many fairies, Xerneas is quite the cheery kind of person. In fact, she is called by the Legendaries "The Sunshine of the Hall of Origin", and for good reason. Every smile she makes just brightens their day. She even gives off a positive and welcoming vibe.

However, there are some people who are annoyed with her presence. Well, that's quite strong, but there are times when people just get annoyed. Call it SpongeBob and Squidward, Pokémon version. But with multiple Squidwards.

Why not go through some of these? I'm sure it'll be lots of fun.

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The first one she aims at is Darkrai, the Pokémon of Nightmares. Naturally, someone who rules something dark would be gloomy, and Darkrai is that person. Well, not all of the time, though. However, the times when she annoys him are, sadly the times when he shows his gloomy character.

Like this one...

"Hey Darkrai," Xerneas greeted him with a smile.

Darkrai just rolls his eyes, mumbling under his breath, "Girls are such b****es." That got me doing O_O.

"So, what are you doing," Xerneas asked. "Oh, you interested in what I'm doing," Darkrai asked in a fake pleased and friendly tone. "Well, here's your answer. I was just lounging here, typing on FB"-and in a shouting voice of annoyance-"UNTIL YOU CAME AND RUINED MY DAY!"

The Pitch Black Pokémon panted while Xerneas just stared at him, wide-eyed. After a few seconds passed, Xerneas just said, "Oh okay then" as if she didn't notice his annoyance. It could be either because she noticed, but just ignored it, or she was just as dumb as SpongeBob. Then again, she occasionally shows her dumb side, so it may be the latter.

Which got Darkrai twitching his eye and sent him screaming and flying like a deflated balloon.

"Okay then, see you later," Xerneas said in her usual cheerful tone and left. Dumb side taking over her again? Possibly.

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Poor Darkrai, having to endure such stupidity. At least he can be happy. Well, it's time to take a serious turn and focus on her next person to annoy: Latios.

We talked about Latios in the last chapter, didn't we? One of the smartypants in the Hall of Origin and one of the most serious with a playful sister. Well, let's look at one of the times she annoys him. Oh and SpongeBob, if you're reading this, you might want to do this with Squidward... if he ever gets a lover, that is.

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Latios was just typing away on Viber, giggling at times, but otherwise keeping a straight face. It was just a beautiful day for him. Until...

"Latios, hello there!"

And she had to visit him.

He looked up from his iPhone 6+ (how he can afford it, I do not know) and stared at the Life Pokémon with a really serious look on his face. "What," he asked, trying to hide the annoyance in his voice.

"Hey Latios, what are you doing," Xerneas asked in a quite slooooooooow voice. If this was online, Latios would have gladly typed the -_- face. "Just typing away, on my iPhone 6+ today."

"Oh really?" Xerneas was grinning. Gosh Arceus, why did you make Xerneas this happy, Latios thought. Not to mention...

"Typing to your GF, I see."

Latios growled. The Legendaries love to assume that Reshiram is his girlfriend. Blame Regirock for that one. Plus, they only talk. It's not like only talking can always lead to a relationship.

"Okay, shut up Xerneas," he said annoyed.

"Reshi and Latios sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Latios lost it. He hates being paired up with somebody he doesn't have a crush on. He then lunged at Xerneas. "Can you shut up," he asked, super annoyed. Suddenly, an idea came to mind.

He snickered, getting off of Xerneas. "What? What is it," Xerneas asked, for once not showing her dumb side. "Well, what about your relationship with Yveltal? You really love to be with him," Latios teased.

Xerneas blushed immensely. "I-it's not like that," she said, waving her front hooves (?) in the air. "We're just friends."

"Oh really?" Latios was enjoying his sweet revenge (can you call it revenge?). "You drag him to your activities all the time."

Seeing no way to argue back, Xerneas just left Latios' room. The Eon dragon grinned, then started typing to his "secret person" about the incident. Meanwhile, Darkrai was watching everything and muttered, "Why does Latios get the last laugh, while I deflate like a balloon, defeated?" Then he faded into the shadows and went back to his room, flying like a balloon deflating.

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Man, Latios gets the last laugh. Then again, he's smart. Also, Xerneas loves the idea of coupling up people, which is partly what makes her happy. I guess she would have a hard time having a normal conversation and an easier time annoying the most serious legendary ever.

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Xerneas was beaming smiles at everyone, who smile back at her. Heck, some boys even blushed a bit. However, only one person isn't really all that bright and sunny today. And naturally, Xerneas walked towards her.

"Hey Reshiram," she greeted her with a smile.

Reshiram removed the earphones from her ears. She just sighed and looked up at her with an emotionless face. Unlike Latios and Darkrai, she wasn't all that annoyed.

At first.

"What?" she asked. "Well, I want to do something with you," Xerneas said. Groudon, listening to the conversation, snorted. "Okay then, what do you have in mind," Reshiram asked.

"Well, we can go to a pastry shop and eat the sweets there," Xerneas suggested.

Groudon laughed.

"Or we can relax at a beach."

Rayquaza started to laugh (yes, the nearby legends are listening).

"Or we can shop in Mango or Zara."

Arceus started to laugh.

"Or we can run around the fields and pick flowers like little girls."

Kyogre and Dialga started laughing.

"Or maybe, we can play in a playground."

Giratina and Palkia ROFL'd at that.

"Or maybe go to a place where we can listen to One Direction songs only."

Zekrom and Kyurem almost pissed their pants, laughing.

Xerneas gasped in excitement. The laughing legends are expecting something great. "I know, maybe..."

The expectations are high. What can it be? A walk in the park? Have a haircut? Oh, it's going to be something fun.

Ny.

"We can lounge in a lake, have mistletoe hanging over us, and we can kiss there while we're naked."

The laughter died. Well, that wasn't something they were expecting.

"So, what do you want," Xerneas asked. She saw Reshiram twitching her eye. The Life Pokémon gulped. The others shivered in fear. When her eye twitches, it means she starting to get annoyed or worse, angry. Nobody should anger her, unless they want to look so mutated or be sent to the hospital. Heck, even the naïve Legendaries know that.

"Xerneas." She slammed her computer screen down. "You basically listed everything I don't want to do." Groudon and Arceus chuckled, causing Reshiram to glare at them, making them jump in fear and shut up. If looks can kill, then her glares can definitely kill them.

"Um okay, so what do you want to do," Xerneas asked. The Vast White Pokémon picked up her laptop and walked away, saying, "Nothing at all."

"Oh I know," Xerneas said happily. "Why not get you to kiss a boy?"

That was it.

Reshiram gave her a harsh glare, causing those who saw it jump in fear. One even screamed. Xerneas just shivered in fear. "Okay Xerneas." She walked towards the blue deer. Placing her laptop down on a sofa, Reshiram grabbed Xerneas by the neck. "That's it."

"Oh no," Dialga murmured.

"I'm gonna go now." Groudon stood up and slowly walked away. The rest of it, well it was messy.

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Yup, be careful when talking to some people. Otherwise, you might experience the same thing. Also, you knew something neat about Xerneas.

Well, the last person who is on the list is the most unfortunate as well. Come on, you think Darkrai, Latios, and Reshiram are unfortunately annoyed by Xerneas? At least it's not everyday it happens.

But this person gets the treatment every. Single. Day. That person is: Yveltal.

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You outta feel sorry for Mr. Destruction.

Yveltal is always dragged to Xerneas' activities and sometimes, activities planned out by Arceus which don't really interest him. Not only that, but Xerneas annoys him with her cheerfulness.

One quite humorous one happened in Kalos' Santalune Forest. Luckily, no human was there. Otherwise, things wouldn't be pretty for them. Anyways...

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Yveltal was leaning on a tree, listening to music from his iPhone, with the use of his headphones to not be a disturbance to some Pokémon sleeping. He was contented, leaving the reality world to the world of his music. Nothing can ruin it.

"Yveltal."

Yup, nothing can ruin this day.

"Yveltal."

Wait what? Was there someone calling him? Maybe he was hallucinating.

"YVELTAL!"

His headphones were snatched away. The phoenix let out a groan. So much for a perfect day. "What now, Xerneas," he groaned. "Can you give me back my headphones?"

"Nu-uh." Xerneas shook her head, putting her front hooves on her hips (which was quite a funny scene, since she's a four-legged animal and she was trying to gain balance). "I will give them back. However, you're going to join me with my activities."

Yveltal groaned. This happens almost everyday, along with the annoyance she gives him. Now what would she want at a Sunday afternoon like this?

"Okay, what do you want me to do," he asked in a bored tone. "Well, let's see." Xerneas studied her to-do-list, which has all the horrors of girls' stuff. "Well, we're just gonna go to a salon, shop like there's no tomorrow, watch a JB concert, and relax in a spa."

Yveltal moaned. Why can't she ask another girl to do the stuff with her? Unfortunately, she has his headphones, so he's stuck in a pretty tight situation. But then, he noticed something on his neck: a collar?

"Okay Xerneas, why is there a dog's collar around my-" Yveltal stopped mid-sentence when he saw a leash his counterpart was holding. Not to mention it's already clung to the collar. "Oh."

"Oh this is gonna be so much fun!" Xerneas squealed in delight. She then started dragging Yveltal as if he is a feather (funny because she's 9"10 while he is 19"00). Yveltal groaned, hopeless. His blue counterpart's got a leash, and there's nothing he can do.

Okay, think think think Yveltal. You're the destruction Pokémon, and you shouldn't be stuck in a situation like this, he thought to himself. One person he knows (or rather, everybody knows) who hates doing these girly stuff was Reshiram, and she always faced situations like this, mainly because of Dialga. He thought of his other buddies like Darkrai and Giratina who faced similar situations.

Now, what would they do in such an embarrassing situation? Yveltal looked down at the collar. Just one glance made him realize how he can get away. Yes!

He carefully untied the collar (or uncling it. Oh whatever!). Successfully, he took it off. Not only that, but he managed to get his headphones, which fell to the ground by accident. He tiptoed and tiptoed until she was out of sight.

Then he ran away, not without a:

"YES! Freedom! Hahahaha! Hallelujah! Thank you Jesus (isn't it weird because he's in another universe?)!"

He flew to the same tree where he was relaxing on, only for a Moonblast to hit him squarely on the back. "Aw shoot," he said before he got hit and fainted. Xerneas ran towards him, tied the collar on his neck again, and dragged him away.

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Aw, poor guy. And he successfully escaped. Oh well. At least he learned that Xerneas can hear him well. And to not shout at the top of his lungs after escaping. So yeah, he suffered, just doing girls' activities. I feel bad for him. I'm also like that, to be honest.

So yeah, that's just one example of Xerneas dragging Yveltal to certain activities. There are more, but I can't tell everything, or we'll be here until the end of the world.

Sometimes, Xerneas' happy personality can be a nuisance. But it's also a blessing to have her around. Especially when you're so blue. Like the one time when Diancie wasn't included in the "Small Legendaries Club" (eh, that's actually not the name).

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Xerneas was just walking around the Hall of Origin, flashing smiles at everyone as if she's in a fashion show (and everyone was smiling back at her). She sat on a couch, relaxing for 5 minutes (after Latios teasing her. This was after the random teasing between her and Latios). She stood up and noticed the janitor's closet (which looks more like a room) door was ajar.

Huh, that's odd, Xerneas thought. She may always flash beaming smiles at her fellow legendaries and occasionally have the same intelligence as Patrick Star, but she at least knows that the janitor's closet door is always closed.

Out of curiosity, Xerneas walked towards the closet.

It was dusty, full of brooms and dustpans and other stuff. But something was odd: there was a sound of crying.

"Huh? Who is that," Xerneas asked to no one in particular. She left the door ajar partially to see what's behind it. And there was something behind the door. Or rather, someone.

Xerneas gasped a little, startled to see her bestie, Diancie crying in here. For a cheery girl, seeing someone sad was awful. Heck, even the blue deer can't stand to see someone cry because of empathy.

"Hey Diancie, what's the matter," Xerneas asked the princess (watch M17 if you're wondering why I said 'princess').

"Why does it matter to you," Diancie asked in such a tone that made Xerneas feel guilty. "Well, you're my BFF," says Xerneas. "And I'm worried about you. So tell me, what's wrong?"

Diancie wiped the tears from her eyes, staring at her bestie. The Life Pokémon smiled, she smiled back. Then she sighed. "Okay, I'll tell you.

"You see, Mew, Celebi, Jirachi, Shaymin, Manaphy, Phione, Uxie, Azelf, Mesprit, Victini, and Meloetta made this club called "Mini Weenies" (weird title?). Hoopa and I wanted to join. They let Hoopa in, but not me. I kept trying. I even snuck aboard. But they always don't let me in." Diancie then broke into another sob.

This angered Xerneas. No one, and she really means no one should be mean to her BFF. She then sighed to calm down. "Well, why bother," she asked.

Diancie looked up. "Huh?"

"Why bother," Xerneas repeated. "I mean, you can join the group if you want. But you've got me. We're best friends, anyways. I'm not even sure if they have a strong and close friendship like ours."

She then held out a hoof, which Diancie took, and Xerneas pulled her up. It was kinda strong because Diancie ended up in an embrace (kinda like Ash and Serena's flashback together in the anime). "You know." Diancie broke the hug, feeling much better. "You're right. Who cares? Especially since you're the one who doesn't make me feel lonely."

"Now that's the Diancie I know," Xerneas said. She held out her hoof once again, but this time, for a high-5. "BFFs?"

"BFFs." They high-5'd.

There was a moment of silence. Then...

"Hey, let's go attack some dragons," says Xerneas. That's their fun activity. "Yeah," Diancie said excitedly.

Out of nowhere, they pulled out knives and pouches of fairy magic, evil smirks on their faces. Then they screamed, running out of the closet.

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Now why do they need fairy magic and knives when they have their own attacks?

Oh well, that's kinda all I'll tell you about Xerneas right now. If I continue, we'll end up wasting 3 millenia. But there will be more.

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So yeah, that's Xerneas for you. I don't think I got to show some cheerfulness. I guess it is harder to write it than to say it. DANG IT!

Oh well, do you get the '3 millenia'? Anyways, next is Yveltal, who is the opposite of Xerneas. Be sure to read it (and I hope I can make things more funny. I just can only have my humor side to be stuck with me when I'm hyper. And it's not even from sweets!)

Oh well. I give credit to falconadventurer for helping me give ideas for how Xerneas could be. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have been done. Well, sayonara everyone!