Hi! Ok, first of all, I know I should be updating my other stories instead of coming up new ones, but I just CAN´T Help IT! I just wanted to post this story up and see what you guys think about it. Oh and ... if someone is willing to, this story is yet to be beta'd, so if anyone wants to, This story is Hiring a Beta-er!
Warnings? ... FLUFF! Absolutely NO ROMANCE of ANY TYPE ... (or so I try to ... ) Although there maybe some cursing from certain people and OOC-ness, so hope you don´t mind and hope you enjoy!
Summary: As Giotto and G were walking, they found two cute little kittens. They are so innocent looking and so hard to ignore! But are they what they look like? Let's hope! XD Rated T to be safe.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Katekyo Hitman Reborn, all credits goes to Akira Amano for having made such great characters! XD
Aug-19-11 EDIT! Just a modification to the differences of speeches:
"Human Speeches"
- Animal Speeches -
'Thoughts'
Ok, so ... the thoughts are different from this chater on because it was still confusing ... I don't really like usig underlinning or bold when writting a story but I guess it just can't be helped. Oh, by the way, there might be spelling mistakes and all since I got no beta-er for this story yet.
As Tsuna opened his eyes, he started to get up and stretch his numbness away, but found it quite hard to do since there was so little space surrounding him.
Hayato had woken up from his stirring and proceeded to greet Tsuna, only to stop as he noticed the younger one's stiffness.
- Tsuna, what's wr- - Hayato stopped in his tracks as he saw the big massive black fur ball in front of them and started to growled at it.
At the growling sound, Takeshi woke up and forgetting that they were under a bed, he banged his head on the wood after he barked.
Asari came rushing in to the room afraid that something might've happened only to see orange and grey flashing out.
"Takeshi?" He bent down to see under the covers. Takeshi had his paws over his head and making whimpering sounds, but snapped out of it when he heard his master's voice.
- Asari! Hey, hey, guess what? I made new friends today! And they are kittens no less! They are really cute! Neh, can I come over to play more often? Asari? Nee! - Takeshi barked after he got out of the bed and started to jump excitedly.
"Haha, there, there; you must hungry right? Come on, Giotto should have something to eat." Asari took his pet into his arms and walked back into the living room.
Once he set foot in the room, he saw an overly annoyed G on the couch, a crying Giotto on the floor, in front of two kittens and Alaude and Knuckles to be gone.
- Back off! Grrr, I'll never forgive you for what you did to Tsuna! - Hayato hissed in front of a shivering Tsuna at a crying Giotto.
"Giotto," groaned G with utter annoyance. "Give it up."
"B-but!" Giotto protested.
"Haha, seems like you are having fun!" Asari said as he set Takeshi down on the floor.
"Asari, my friend!" Giotto jumped towards him; fortunately, said raven was used to this kind of antics, thus they didn't fall to the ground. Asari laughed while trying to sooth the depression of the blond away, but the awkward moment was broken when Takeshi barked at the cats.
- Nee! Let's play! Come on! My name is Takeshi, I'm a dog and you are cat! I like cats! You are really cute! Do you want to be friends? - Takeshi was intimidating Tsuna subconsciously while Hayato's rage was turned to be directed at him.
- Back off, idiot! I don't want your stupidity rub off Tsuna! - He growled.
"Ta-Takeshi …" Asari tried to control his pet while still being strangled by Giotto. Unfortunately, Takeshi didn't heed to his warning.
- Here ~ I ~ Come ~! - Takeshi jumped towards them with a little bark.
With a more than little 'Hiie', instincts took over Tsuna's body and made him dash towards the safest place and hold it like his life depended on it, literally.
- Haha! I got one kitty! One more to go! - Takeshi ran towards Asari and started jumping, which snapped the blond's and raven's attention towards him more than it already was.
"Ta-Takeshi, stop jumping would you? Ta-Takeshi?" Asari tried calm to puppy, while Giotto just stared at him and then tried to look at the top of his head, feeling a slight weight addition.
Giotto felt something trembling at the top of his head and raised his hands figure out what it was. Before the ball of fur could escape, he held it firmly in his hands and lowered it so that they were at eye level.
Tsuna was trembling with fear and clawing Giotto's hand, just in case Giotto decided to let go and drop him directly into the hell hounds' fangs right below him.
- P-p-p-p-please do-don't l-let go ... - Tsuna mewed in a high pitch voice while tears were struggling to stay in his eyes. Giotto just stared at the kitten for quite a while before craddling it with one arm and the other was raised to tell Takeshi to calm down, in which the puppy did.
- Eh? Are we not playing anymore? - Takeshi made a whimpering sound.
"Sorry Takeshi, but Tsuna has to go eat since he hasn't eaten anything this morning." Giotto said as he petted him and then headed towards the kitchen.
As calm and collected Giotto was acting, in the inside was thundering storm of excitement like that of a high school girl who was just waved at by a super star. 'Tsuna is so cute! But if I squeez him, he is going to freak out and then dash out and never come back ...'
"G! You brought all the necesities for Tsuna, right?" Giotto's voice could be heard from the kitchen, followed by couples of soft barkings and mewings.
"Yeah ... Everything is in the upper right hand cubby." G said without a shout, but low enough that even Giotto could hear it.
- Bastard! Let go of Tsuna right now! - Hayato growled as he kept biting Giotto's pants and shoes.
- Haha, here, kitty, kitty, kitty! - Takeshi said as he jumped at Hayato, but missed since Giotto took a step forward.
All the while, Tsuna was still in his own little world where he was going over how a big dog, 5 times his size, was just about to eat him. Although he was snapped out of it when Giotto shuffled his arms and put him on top of the table, but not quite letting go yet.
"Hey little guy." Tsuna saw Giotto's face in front of his. "Now, now ... I know we didn't quite have a good start, but I'm sure we could satr over, don't you think?" Tsuna just stood there while squirmming from time to time.
"Umm, ok ... So, I'm Giotto and I believe you are called Tsuna right?" Giotto said with a smile. At his own name, Tsuna focused all his attention on the blond.
"Haha, so ... you'll be living with me from now on, but if you want, you could go with your brother" Tsuna's gaze followed Giotto's to look at Hayato on the ground, but the little kitten also noticed the slight tint of sadness reflected on the blond's eyes.
"... F-for now, I'll make you something to eat, ok?" Giotto slowly withdrew his hands from Tsuna's tiny body and moved to the fridge.
'Werid human ... What's he doing?' - Yato-nii? - Tsuna called from the table.
- Get your paws off me! - Hayato hissed before looking up at Tsuna. - Ah, Ts-Tsuna, wait a second up there, ok? Don't come down. I'll be done in a little bit! - With that, the grey kitten started to bite the bigger puppy.
- O-ok ... - Tsuna laid down on the table, turning his gaze towards Giotto trying to avoid the display of violence from his brother. 'I'm hungry ...'
Giotto had found the kitten formula and was currently trying to find a syringe to feed Tsuna. 'Hmm ... where, where, where ,w- Found it!' He thought cheerily as he dug out the plastic syringe from the bag G had brought for him. 'I knew you would not let me down!'
After the kitten formula had been carefully opened, Giotto took the milk with the syringe and put them down on the table, a few centimeters away from Tsuna. He took Tsuna up carefully and then brough the instrument close to his mouth.
"Now, come on, say ahh~" Giotto said.
'What is that? ... Should I open my mouth?' - Yato-nii? - Tsuna began to twist in Giotto's hand.
"Wah! Ah, wait a second, s-stop mo-moving around, ok? Hey, wah!" Giotto muttered after he put the syringe down and tried to get a firm hold on Tsuna, only to have him almost fall would it not have been because of his fast reflexes.
It was also not helping that Takeshi was trying to reach Tsuna and Hayato was still scratching him deeply.
"Um. G! A-Asari! A li-little bit of he-help!" Giotto shouted. "Wahh! Ta-Takeshi! S-stop! Sti-still! Sit! Asari!"
"What? Regretting your choice now?" G said as he leaned agaisnt the door frame, followed by a rushing Asari that took Takeshi.
- Oh! Asari! Hey, hey! Did you know? Kitten's name is Hayato and Tsuna. Hayato likes to play a lot! And Tsuna, too! Nee, what is Tsuna eating? I want to eat, too! Can we play? I want to play! - The energetic puppy barked.
"Ta-Takeshi, calm down, o-ok?" Asari patted him, but Takeshi was still barking.
"G, ca-can you take Hayato?" Giotto asked as he tried to balance himself on one foot while the other one was being attacked by the grey kitten.
"Hm ... no can do. Better you than me." G said with an indifferent face. "But, I'd gladly take Tsuna." He walked over to Giotto and took hold of Tsuna.
"Ah! Wait a min-" Giotto as he almost fell to the floor.
G headed towards the opened cubby and took out the whole bag he had brought and set it on top of the table. From the bag, he took out what seemed to be a heating pad and turned it on and put it on the table. He walked out to the living room and brought back with him a pillow and set it on top of the heating pad, and then Tsuna on top of it. The redhead then took Hayato from Giotto's pants and set him besides Tsuna who seemed to be very happy and comfortable.
All the while, Giotto and Asari were watching G maneuveur through the kitchen with some contents from the plastic bag.
G came close to the table, took the plastic syringe with the kitten fomula and scooped Tsuna up. As Tsuna was so comfortable just seconds ago, his senses took a bit more time to come back up and gave G the chance to just slide the peak of the syringe into Tsuna's mouth. Little by little G started to press on the syringe, pushing some kitten formula into Tsuna.
After the redhead was done with Tsuna, he put the orange kitten down and then took Hayato up, and repeated the same proceedures. When he was finally done with his own pet and sighed, Giotto and Asari started clapping.
"Ohh! As expected from the great G-sama!" Giotto started to laugh.
"Haha, well, it is G, afterall." Asari followed, but both of them quiet down when G turned to glare at them.
"Giotto" G sighed. "I'll ask you for one last time, do you want to keep Tsuna?" The blond nodded furiously. "Why did I even asked. Listen carefully and listen well, I'm not going to repeat what I say. First of all, make sure Tsuna sleeps on a pillow like this," He jabbed a finger towards the kitten. "Put the heater in low and tuck it under the pillow since kittens like them can't control their body temperatures. Second!" G said before Giotto could interject him like always.
"Don't give him any milk that we drink, NEVER, is that clear?" Giotto nodded with slight paler face color before he raised his hand. "What?" G spat out.
"Wh-what if he did drink normal milk?"
"Worst case escenario ... death." Giotto became as white as paper, but didn't faint fortunately. "He'd get diarreah which would empty him from all the liquid he needs and then die, but if he is strong enough ... He'll get over it and live, but as weak Tsuna can be ... there's no chance."
"O-o-ok ... W-what was t-the ne-next point?" Giotto tried to sound as cheerily as he could.
"Third, make sure there absolutely No Fleas around. Forth, don't feed him with anything that's not this," the redhead took the kitten formula. "Ok?" Giotto noodded.
"You better follow all these instructions, if not, not only will Tsuna's avenging soul haunt you."
!NK? 。- 。- 。- Ok ... this came out a bit longer than I thought it to be ... but oh well, hope it makes up for my tardiness. Lolz, well, G is a smart person afterall, this much should be the least to be expected from him, in my imagination anyways XD.
P.S. - If you are wondering ... all of the said in the this chapter is true, well that concerning the kittens anyways. I did research and because I got new kittens a bit younger than that (1 week and a half old) so yeah ...
