Chapter Three – Curiosity

Disclaimer: Don't own TSCC.

Human television broadcasts puzzle me. Why do humans broadcast shows when most humans are asleep?

I am glad they do. When my night patrols are over, I sometimes watch shows on the television while the human members of our family sleep.

Tonight I watched what is called a documentary. I have found documentaries to be a good source of information in regard to a wide range of human behavior, history and social norms. Some documentaries, known as reality television, are puzzling though.

I do not understand the fascination with the skank Kim Kardashian who is one of the primary subjects of a documentary about a family bearing the last name Kardashian. I further investigate this human fascination, and others similar to it, in order to develop a more complete understanding of human behavior and psychology.

I have gained valuable insights from watching the documentary about the skank Kim Kardashian. Sarah's comment about advertising now makes sense. Kim Kardashian wears revealing clothes. Boys at school comment about how they would like to engage in various activities of a sexual nature with her. She is loose. She puts out. She wears inappropriate clothes.

John has made negative comments about the Kardashian female named Kim. The fact she, and her family members, are willing to let a documentary be made about their private lives for money is something he does not approve of.

I have decided I to be more careful in how I select my attire. I will research appropriate dress for a female my age in a wide range of social contexts. This way I will look tight and be appropriate at all times. This practice will prevent attracting unwanted attention. I hope I can still look hot for John while I engage in wearing appropriate attire. I do not want John to think I am a skank.

I have noticed John tells me I am pretty when I have on a tight outfit that makes me look hot. For some reason this type of positive feedback has become more important to me than many other types of feedback from John. I have filed this fact for future consideration and study.

At lunch I noticed a group of three females looking at John. One was an alpha female. The other two were alpha females of lesser standing. All three attracted significant amounts of male attention. Their attire was inappropriate. They wore short skirts and tops that revealed portions of their mammary glands.

I have learned males, regardless of their age, seem to enjoy visually examining the mammary glands of females.

I understand the need for caution now in how I dress. Sarah was correct to provide feedback, as was John, to explain the potential dangers involved.

I must observe John more closely to determine if he enjoys visually examining my mammary glands. They are cosmetic and for appearance only. Evidently female mammary glands are effective tools in attracting a male in addition to providing sustenance for an infant.

Examining my files I have recognized many of my files related to John do not concern information directly, or indirectly, related to my primary task of protecting John. The bulk of these files appear to be related to feedback concerning what John thinks in regard to my appearance or actions that please John. This is puzzling. The information does not aid my objective of protecting John, yet I seem to be collecting this data on a frequent basis. This fact has been filed for future study.

Tonight, for the first time, I entered John's room while he was asleep. I watched him sleep and took note of his vital signs. After 15 minutes and 11 seconds of observation and data collection I left and went downstairs to wait for the others to awake and begin their morning routines. I had already dressed for the day and renewed my makeup.

I found the process of collecting data about John while he slept to be a positive feedback gathering experience. I have decided this practice will become part of my nightly patrol routine. It is important for me to have a baseline for future studies of John's rest routine and its impact on his stress levels and general health. I am certain this information will help me meet my primary objective of protecting John.

Tomorrow is Saturday. There will be no school. I have asked John to take me to the mall so I may do research on additional makeup products. John called makeup war paint. I am not planning to go to war at this time. Perhaps this is an attempt at humor by John. I will be sure to ask the human who sells makeup if they have war paint as well.

I plan to wear a short denim skirt with a crop top during our expedition to the mall. Feedback seems to indicate this is appropriate wear for an alpha female my age to wear when on an expedition to the mall. Even girls who are not skanks or loose are dressed appropriately when wearing this attire at a mall on a Saturday. This human social convention is confusing. It appears humans communicate in a wide range of non-verbal methods. Wearing the appropriate attire on the correct day appears to be one of the means of communicating social information.

I have noted males Johns age congregate at relatively few places in the mall. The food court and arcade areas appear to be the primary areas teenage males find acceptable at a mall. In the evening the males will attend showings of the latest Hollywood movies. Stores selling electronics and music also seem to be popular with males of John's age.

Teenage females, unlike their male counterparts, seem to have a much broader range of territory to roam. Females apparently use the mall for three primary activities:

Socialization with other females of similar age and social status.

To obtain necessary clothing, shoes, makeup and decorative accessories in order to maintain a tight appearance so males will think they are hot.

The active pursuit of a mate, a boyfriend. Alpha females who are considered hot by males of a similar age find the mall to be a particularly effective hunting ground.

I must maintain extra vigilance at all times when at a mall with John in order to protect him from roaming females who may wish to mate with him. The term used to describe the mating of a male and female human at this age is dating.

Many males his age find my appearance attractive. Dating me would have the added benefit of making my task of protecting John much easier, both from Terminators and human threats. Especially blonde, female human threats.

I wonder if John would like to date me?