Finally an update! Wooo hooo!

Thanks to Sk8rChick2355 for the idea – How would Jacob feel if the Volturi killed Rosalie?

Set in Breaking Dawn… I know it's very OOC, and totally AU, but oh well! Enjoy it or don't. So neh! Lol.

-- My profile is still being stupid and not letting me edit. Bleh… Since I will be pretty much unavailable for fanfiction writing in November, I'm going to try to update a lot this month, but I've been busy. Sorry!

Please review, and remember that I actually don't Twilight… I just don't, no matter how much you want me to.

Jacob's POV

Argh. I couldn't stand her!!

I thought that maybe our fighting would be over after I got food in her hair, but no. She just had to keep going.

When I went outside to get some fresh air, I returned to a locked door and a bowl of kibble.

"Real nice, Blondie!" I yelled at the front door. I know she would hear me without yelling but I was hoping I could be loud enough to hurt her ears. And honestly, I was too mad not to yell. It was pretty funny, but I was so sick of it. She got what she wanted: Bella had her baby. Why was Rosalie still being a you-know-what?

"By the way… I heard something funny today. 'Who needs Jacob? Seth can be my puppy.' " She cackled evilly. Seriously. She cackled!

"Did you hear about the blonde who kept going down to her mailbox and looking in it? Her neighbor finally asked her what she was doing and she replied, 'My computer keeps telling me I have mail.' You ever done that, Rose?" My voice was full of teasing smugness.

"Ugh. You are so immature." Her tone was disgusted and disdainful.

"Impressive vocabulary, Jacob." Edward called.

What? Did he think I was an idiot? Just because I wasn't over a century old like him and the rest of the filthy bloodsuckers?

"Bella's not a century old, Jacob," he reminded me. I winced. I didn't think of her as a bloodsucker. Especially not a filthy one. No, I would never insult Bella like that.

After all, she gave birth to my life. (lol. That just wasn't funny.)

A low growl came from inside and I realised that I had accidentally let that thought slip. Edward wasn't too impressed with the fact that I had imprinted on his daughter.

I groaned. "For the last time, Edward. I can't control who I imprint on, and I don't like her like that!" Not yet, anyway. When she gets older, more mature, more developed, more like her mom… I quickly stopped my thoughts. Today wasn't a good day to die, really.

"Good choice, dog." He was still aggravated, but I heard the hint of laughter.

I tapped my foot impatiently.

"Fine."

The door opened and I slid in before it could be slammed on my nose or something. I wouldn't put it past Rosalie to do something like that. After all, she was blonde. She was sure to do something stupid sooner or later.

"Jacob! Edward! Rose! How can you guys find the time to fight with each other?! The Volturi are coming! Alice is gone! I don't know how to fight, I don't know how to expand my shield, nothing is prepared! I can't believe you guys would-" I placed my hand over Bella's mouth and rolled my eyes at her. She was always such a worrywart.

But she was right. We needed to start preparing for the Volturi to attack.

So, we spent the next couple of weeks waiting for them to come and making sure we were ready.

Of course, I still found time to throw a few blonde jokes at Rosalie, and she responded with degrading animal comments. It was a vicious and amusing cycle.

Before I knew it, we were standing against the Volturi and Irina was burning before our eyes. I didn't feel sympathetic, really. She got us into this mess. She's the one who caused this danger to come to Renesmee.

Tanya and Kate were upset though, understandably, and were barely contained by Carlisle and Garrett.

"No, Rose!" Edward's voice was low but urgent.

Rosalie stepped forward.

"What kind of evil, sadistic torturers are you?" Her voice was full of shock and hate.

"Excuse me?" Aro was taken aback, yet still somehow barely showing emotion.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that traitor is dead." She spat on the ground.

"But you honestly had no justifiable reason to kill her. So she bore false witness. So will your followers, if you have them return and tell the tale of how the Cullen coven broke rules and was punished by the great Volturi," she mocked and took another step forward.

Edward hissed at her, but she refused to leave it alone. Emmett was concerned, ready to leap forward at any time.

"You only wanted to prove your power. Wanted to prove that you're a bunch of great leaders, bringing justice and organization to the vampire world. Well, you're not. You just want power, control. You want to prove that you're better than us all. But you're not. You're worse. You need to bribe people to follow you, need bonds to be broken and formed. You never leave your walls, you kill innocent people. Just to fulfill your own bloody satisfaction. And I'm sick of it. We're here to make sure you don't harm Nessie, but I, for one, will stand up against you to prove that you are not the great beings you think you are. You're sick, disgusting, evil creatures bent on destroying anyone who would dare stand in your way. Well, I dare you. Destroy us. I know that you fear us. You fear being overruled. Because you know that our lifestyle is better, that we're not sadistic murderers. You know we're better than you, and you hate us for it. I dare you to try destroying us." Blondie finally finished her speech with a toss of her hair.

Several things happened at once.

Edward hissed. Both sides of witnesses murmured about her words. Jane smiled. Aro shook his head sadly.

And suddenly, Rosalie's head was torn off and pieces of her body were being disassembled. A fire rose, waiting for Caius to get done ripping her to shreds.

Emmett was being held back by Edward, Carlisle, Esme, Garrett, Kate, Zafrina, and Eleazar.

Bella gasped and clutched Renesmee tighter.

Suddenly, I realised what had happened. Rosalie stood up to the Volturi, saying what needed to be said, putting us in more danger, and was killed.

Thoughts swirled around in my head. I couldn't believe she had done that. I didn't think she cared about anyone other than herself. I also couldn't figure out why I wasn't rejoicing over her death.

I mean, surely it was a horrible thing. But she was a horrible person. We hated each other. Now I wanted her alive? What was happening?

The next thing I knew, the Volturi were leaving, and Alice and Jasper were back. The Cullens looked happy to see them, and happy that they and Nessie were safe, but sad and upset about Rosalie's death.

Especially Emmett. One second, it looked like he was going to cry, and the next second it looked as if he were about to rip apart everyone in the house.

I felt bad for him. I would feel the same way if Nessie were to… No! I wouldn't think about it. It was bad enough that someone I didn't even like was dead, but my Renesmee? No. I would never allow it to happen.

Made me wonder how Emmett could allow Rose to die.

Edward glared at me, subtly but deathly. "You dog. He had no choice, there was no way to get to her in time. He tried. At least be a little sympathetic, hound." He spoke too quietly for anyone else to hear, but it was as if he was shouting at me.

I felt bad for my errant thought immediately. Not because he had heard me, but because it was wrong to think. Of course Emmett tried. The Volturi were closer, and Caius was looking for more reasons to kill.

It really sucked that she died. Especially since she put the Volturi in their spot.
I wasn't a leech, but I knew that the way the Volturi lived was a disgrace to the vampire world. The Cullens should be the rulers, and I knew it. Even if I hated vampires.

But… I missed Rose…?

I hated her especially. But I could never be glad that she was dead. Never.

Woo hoo I really hated that. Oh well. It's worth a review anyway, don't you think? No? Oh… okay then… Cheese noob!

BIG thanks go to the bestestestest (yes it's a word) beta EVER!! Obsessed.with.writing
And I've actually let her beta this time! Even though I added my AN's first, lol.
Ashleigh, you're the most non-cheese-noob-iest person ever, because you review all the time. And you let me be your beta. And you have a smaller iPod dock.

P.S. I know your secret…