Singing Songs (Marik's POV)
Excellent! I love singing songs with Bakura, because we always make them so sexy! "Isn't that right, Fluffy?"
"Whatever you say, Marik."
Anyways, once we did that "Stand by me" song. Ooh, and the "Leather Pants" one, too. That one was fun. Oh, and I'll never forget the time we sang "Come Sail Away," and Bakura joined in at the end. But those weren't even the most spontaneous ones! It's a lot better when we just start randomly singing for no reason at all. Like that one time when Bakura was in the shower and he was singing a love song—
"Guh… what? *blush* I never did such a thing!"
"Geez, Bakura! You don't have to interrupt. And you were singing, I heard you."
"Y-you were listening to me taking a shower…? Bugger it all, I'm going to bed."
"But it's three in the afternoon! And why is your face so red? Are you sick? Bakura? Bakuuuu—"
SLAM!
Huh. Well, anyways, Bakura and I sing lots of different songs all the time. It's kinda shocking how a big record label hasn't tried to sue us for copyright interfer… indiffer… intercour—
"It's INFRINGEMENT, you bloody wanker!"
Yeah, what he said.
But we don't always use the melodies of previously created songs. Well, I don't at least. I like to write my own music. I have a notebook filled with my own lyrics, and I have to admit, my songs are a bajillion times better than anything else I've heard on the radio. Take that, popular music of the 21st century!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to write another excellent song to accompany our next evil scheme. I like to call it, "Master of Sock Puppets."
A/N: Poor Marik… half of his dialogue consists of shameless, near-run-on sentences. I pretty much had to force myself to finish this stinker of a chapter. It's 4 am. 4 friggin' AM. But this one is done, and I've finally done one from Marik's POV. For some reason, it's harder for me to write as him… strange. :P Hope you enjoyed, and I'll be sure to make the next chapter longer and less rushed. Peace! P.S. (bonus points to those who understood the Metallica joke!)
