A/N: Sorry for the long wait. I just haven't got the time to get on the computer. But that changes now. So enjoy the chapter!

SSB TRUTH OR DARE

Chapter 3: The chapter in which I'm too lazy to think of a name

Disclaimer: I do not own the cast of super smash bros. Those rights belong to Nintendo, Konami, Sega, and Capcom

Charge: Finally, we have gotten some dares. Now we can DIE-ermm make the episode.

Battery: *face palms* Anyway, time for the first dare of the chapter!

Warpzone11: I dare Lucario and Shadow to rule the world with their awesomeness!
I dare Mew to kill Mewtwo for blowing up Lucario and I dare Mewtwo to rule the
moon with his awesomeness.
I also dare the nintendo characters to do the dance they do at the end of
tetrus(i can't spell it).
I dare Samus to destroy all technology and I dare Pikachu to kill all pokemon
trainers

Lucario: * Looks at shadow* You thinking what I'm thinking?

Shadow: Maybe… Free swiss rolls?

Lucario: HELL YEAH

Shadow: WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Battery: 0.o ummmmm… Mew, mewtwo blew up lucario.

Mew: HE WHAT?! *Looks at mewtwo very evilly (if that's a word)*

Mewtwo: Shit…

Mew: IMMA FIREN MAH LAZAHHH! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG

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Random voice: Mew used ULTIMATE LAZAH! It's super effective! Foe mewtwo fainted.

Charge: hmm. We have a lot of extended words.

Random voice: Charge used max revive on mewtwo

Charge: mewtwo, rule the moon it's in the dare.

Mewtwo: ? the moon? MOAR WAVES! * moves the moon closer to earth.

*Suddenly; random ostriches, dragons, space ships (I see what you did there Russia) and blimps fly and run around*

Pit:*randomly starts playing the fiddle* What the?

Samus: Why am I playing a bass?

Mario and Luigi: BASS?! WHERE?! * start jumping around*

Link: Well, at least a flute is close to an ocarina.*plays flute*

Bowser: *playing accordion* Out of ALL the instruments, I HAD to get the accordion.

Donkey Kong: *beating on drum* OOH OOH OOH! (YAY A DRUM!)

Peach: *Clapping* Jolly good show!

Battery: NEXT!

Charge: Samus, Destroy all technology.

Samus: *stops playing* Wait wut?

Charge: DO IT ELSE YOU DIE ! And then do every dare!

Samus: Ok. *pouts* Ima firen mah lazer

*static*


The ending was a bit rushed. I know. However, how would YOU end this. Also, this is aired on TV