A/N: Sorry for the long wait. I just haven't got the time to get on the computer. But that changes now. So enjoy the chapter!
SSB TRUTH OR DARE
Chapter 3: The chapter in which I'm too lazy to think of a name
Disclaimer: I do not own the cast of super smash bros. Those rights belong to Nintendo, Konami, Sega, and Capcom
Charge: Finally, we have gotten some dares. Now we can DIE-ermm make the episode.
Battery: *face palms* Anyway, time for the first dare of the chapter!
Warpzone11: I dare Lucario and Shadow to rule the world with their awesomeness!
I dare Mew to kill Mewtwo for blowing up Lucario and I dare Mewtwo to rule the
moon with his awesomeness.
I also dare the nintendo characters to do the dance they do at the end of
tetrus(i can't spell it).
I dare Samus to destroy all technology and I dare Pikachu to kill all pokemon
trainers
Lucario: * Looks at shadow* You thinking what I'm thinking?
Shadow: Maybe… Free swiss rolls?
Lucario: HELL YEAH
Shadow: WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Battery: 0.o ummmmm… Mew, mewtwo blew up lucario.
Mew: HE WHAT?! *Looks at mewtwo very evilly (if that's a word)*
Mewtwo: Shit…
Mew: IMMA FIREN MAH LAZAHHH! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
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Random voice: Mew used ULTIMATE LAZAH! It's super effective! Foe mewtwo fainted.
Charge: hmm. We have a lot of extended words.
Random voice: Charge used max revive on mewtwo
Charge: mewtwo, rule the moon it's in the dare.
Mewtwo: ? the moon? MOAR WAVES! * moves the moon closer to earth.
*Suddenly; random ostriches, dragons, space ships (I see what you did there Russia) and blimps fly and run around*
Pit:*randomly starts playing the fiddle* What the?
Samus: Why am I playing a bass?
Mario and Luigi: BASS?! WHERE?! * start jumping around*
Link: Well, at least a flute is close to an ocarina.*plays flute*
Bowser: *playing accordion* Out of ALL the instruments, I HAD to get the accordion.
Donkey Kong: *beating on drum* OOH OOH OOH! (YAY A DRUM!)
Peach: *Clapping* Jolly good show!
Battery: NEXT!
Charge: Samus, Destroy all technology.
Samus: *stops playing* Wait wut?
Charge: DO IT ELSE YOU DIE ! And then do every dare!
Samus: Ok. *pouts* Ima firen mah lazer
*static*
The ending was a bit rushed. I know. However, how would YOU end this. Also, this is aired on TV
