Hey, it's me again. This is getting really fun! Well, I hope you enjoy what my insanity my provide this time!

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Campaign-

"Jack, what in the Seven Hells are you doing?" Chase asked.

"I'm putting together a campaign! See, near my house, we're electing a new city council, so, I have my own ideas of who should run it!" He held up one of the signs he'd drawn.

VOTE LAMIA FOR CITY OFFICIAL!

Chase stared at Jack for a second, "You've gone mad, haven't you? I need to call the insane asylum on you, too, don't I?"

"Who else have you called the asylum on?" Jack asked.

Chase held up on of Jack posters.

"Oh… well… I can see Lamia as the type going…" He wrapped his arms around himself and turned his back on Chase, looking over his shoulder to him, "Hey you see the clasps in the back? Yeah, those. Undo 'em for me. Yeah, just like that… do you have a lighter?"

Chase laughed.

"That's why she's perfect for government!" Jack laughed.

Chase pondered this, "Where do you want these posters at?"

Paper towel-

"Jack, your first lesson will be easy." Lamia grabbed a roll of paper towels and slammed them on the table in front of Jack, "I want you to burn every square on these towels. One at a time."

"You're sure this will help my Firebending?"

"Yes. It will help you control the fire, because if you get scorch marks on my table, you're dead."

Jack nodded, "Okay…"

"I'll be out in the town. I'll be back in two hours. You don't have to be done by then, though. This is about control, not speed."

When she returned, tired from training herself and carrying bags of food, there was a pile of ashes on her table, a plate underneath it. Jack lay on the couch, sleeping, the tips of his fingers burnt.

She smiled, "Yes… I know what to do with you now, child." Lamia smiled, "We are going to the North Pole…"

Sleepwalk-

Chase learned something very quickly about Jack.

If he had had a particularly rough day, full of homework from school and Shen Gong Wu and Showdowns and training to become stronger, he would sleepwalk.

Today was one of those days. Jack had Algebra homework, European History homework, Biology homework, and needed a current Health topic for HOPE. In the middle of his European History homework, His Wu detector went off. He fought for the Wu, got his butt kicked, and flew home, ready to work again, when Chase got home and demanded he take a break from school work and train. So they spent a half hour on that before another Wu revealed itself. Jack actually won this one, and earned a thumbs-up from Lamia and a kiss from Chase. He went back to work and was almost done with Biology when another Wu appeared. He went after it, but refused the Showdown, using the excuse 'I hate my life' and flying off. He sat back in his room and finished Biology and looked up a Health topic, printing it and writing a summary and some notes from his presentation to the class.

He got out of his room and went downstairs to get to work on dinner. He was able to relax then, and eating was calm and peaceful.

But just as he about to cuddle up next to Chase, he yelled a slew of swear words and leapt to his feet, grabbing his bag and pulling his European History book from his bag and opening it, grabbing paper and a pencil, outlining the chapter.

Chase stayed up with the boy, waiting calmly as Jack worked. When the boy finally slammed his book shut and threw it to the floor, he swept the younger in his arms and laid him in bed.

Jack was asleep instantly.

About ten minutes after the boy fell asleep; he was up, walking around and running into things.

Chase sighed and grabbed his sleepwalking lover and setting him in bed again, curling up with the small boy and holding him tightly.

Jack didn't walk around anymore.

At least for that night.

Homosexual-

"Jack, you're pathetic!"

"Can't you do anything!"

"Jack Spicer, you have absolutely no strength!"

"You're weaker than a bull with two feet and a snake bite!"

Jack glared.

Wuya rolled her eyes at the boy, "Maybe if you weren't so gay you could do something!"

Everyone laughed.

Jack glared and snatched the Staff of Sōngshǔ from Omi. He pointed it at the small monk and called out its name, activating it.

Omi's eyes widened in fear as a giant swarm of squirrels attacked him. He ran, screaming in horror.

Lamia sat in a tree just beyond the field the small group stood, watching Jack, bright orange eyes full of anger.

Jack slammed the staff into Clay's back, sending him into Kimiko and tripping them both. Raimundo tried to grab him, but he grabbed Wuya by her hair and slammed the two together. He stood, still ready to fight as Kimiko sent blasts of fire at him. He stared in horror as no escape was possible.

He clenched his eyes shut, waiting to feel the pain.

But it never came.

He opened his eyes to see Chase in front of him, looking at him.

"Are you alright, Spicer?"

Jack glared, "What do you want, Chase! You come here to mock me, too! Come to make fun of the pathetic homosexual boy!"

"Spicer…"

"Well, I won't be nice anymore! I'm going to kill all of you! You'll all bow to my feet in mercy and get a bullet to the face! You'll all die at mmmph!"

Chase grabbed Jack by his wrists and connected their mouths.

"Perfect." Chase smiled.

Accused-

Chase Young you are accused of murder, theft, and rape. How do you plead?"

"Innocent."

Jack Spicer watched the Warlord he so loved. He did not murder Wuya, he rid the world of a torture. Besides, she was still a ghost. He did not steal from her, Shen Gong Wu were meant to be taken from one another. And he did not rape her. He wouldn't even touch her at all, much less sexually.

And besides, if he needed to touch someone that way, he always had Jack.

Creed-

"Jack, what are you doing!" Chase yelled, "You're making so much noise I can't hear myself think, much less meditate!"

"Oh, sorry, Chase. I'm just almost done with this game…"

Chase looked at the game case, "Assassin's Creed? That's it. I'm monitoring what you buy from now on. Always. Not Lamia. Last she did, you were able to buy twenty hundred boxes of Hershey kisses."

Jack pouted, "Aw, you're no fun. Come on. Play with me!"

Chase sighed and gave in. Why not?

Campain- Because, who doesn't want a crazy, immortal demon in charge of their town?

Paper Towel- Continuation of Dignity

Sleepwalk- Jackie had a rough day… so he starts sleepwalking. But Chase finds a way to stop the sleepwalking.

Homosexual- Reappearance of the Staff of Sōngshǔ!Sōngshǔ means squirrel, so it's the Staff of Squirrels. And Omi was so proud of himself for getting it, too.

Accused- Chase is put on trial for Wuya's murder.

Creed- Jack gets Assassin's Creed and the noise disturbs Chase's work.

Once again, reviews help Jack's plan to rule the world, flames are used to heat Chase's bath!