Lilly: Star called in sick so I'm typing for her.

Star: I'm not sick! I'm fine and I'm OK! Damn hand.

Lilly: Nu huh you are LOVE sick!

Star: SHUT UP LILLY!

Lilly: Go kiss the frog, princess.

Star: That's Witch's job!

Witch: Wait, WHAT! I was a frog and I'm not kissing one.

Star: You are changing Kasey into a frog aren't you? And KISSING! WHOOOOOO

Witch: I WILL TURN ALL OF YOU INTO DEFENLESS MONKIES AND VICOUSLY BEAT YOU WITH LUKE'S MATTRESS!

Luke: Hey! What you have against my mattress!

Lilly and Star shuddering and whimpering in the corner: Not Luke's mattress. Any mattress but his!

Luke: We own nothing but the lying description of my mattress!

Witch: Shut up. Selena told me all about it.

A random passerby: The letter will be later in the middle so don't get scared him.

Luke: O.o My poor mattress must be suffering through all this gossip!


Another random passerby: Chips are awesome!


"Hey Murry," Kasey poked his younger sister in the cheek as she laid on the floor. Kasey couldn't wake her up so he carried her and took her to her bed.

"You need to eat more sis," he mumbled,"I should go get-" Kasey saw something,"oh oh oh! A rubix cube!" Kasey started playing with the rubix cube at the end of her bed and ignored his sister completely for the next few hours.

"Ugg," Molly murmured waking up,"what time is it?"

"About," Kasey turned to the clock,"eleven twenty.

"Fuck, the animals!" Molly got up and ran to the door of her room then turned to Kasey,"we'll talk later Katy." Kasey shrugged and followed her out her bedroom closing the door. Turns out she forgot about the animals.

The Lock siblings went inside the poultry barn first.

"Why the chickens first?" Kasey asked.

"Because they act like you during you period every single fucking day," Molly grumbled. Kasey made a 'You are so mean to me!' face and looked at the chickens and saw her sister feeding, petting, and holding the chickens , ducks, and silkworms. There were two silkworms, three chickens, two roosters, two ducks, and a baby chick. Kasey crouched down to the baby chick.

"Aww who is this wiwow fel-" Kasey jumped,"ow it bit me!"

"Karma is a bitch for not waking me up," Molly grumbled as she petted a silk worm,"good job Alejandro Leonecio Mattencio ll." The chick just let out a chirp in response as he understood Molly. Heck, it did!

"What are these little things?" Kasey asked and pointed to the silkworms.

"Silkworms," Molly said and petted one,"this one is Monzieli Cimorelli Butter and that is Wichanso Williamaso Peanut." Kasey waved to the silkworms who miracously had more expression that Kristen Stewart. Then he went to two ducks that were "cuddling" in the corner.

"Aww they m-" Kasey was interrupted by Molly.

"Shut up and leave them alone," Molly said,"ducks are really hard to breed."

"So what are their names?" Kasey asked.

"Donald Ronald McDonald and Donialda Miralda McDonald," she said but her back was facing to the roosters and let out a sigh.

"What's wrong Murry?" he asked.

"All the roosters I buy or hatch are literally gay," she said seriously. Kasey burst out laughing.

"How is that Alejandro Leonecio Mattencio 'll' was born?" he smiled.

"I had a rooster that died a few weeks ago but one of the chickens got to lay a fertilized egg," Molly said sadly remembering," and since he was a boy, I named him after its father."

"Wow couldn't Jr. fit better than ll?" he asked.

"Shut up Katy!" Molly yelled making a rooster fly into Kasey's arms who barely caught him.

"Hey little gay fella what's your name?" he asked it.

"That's Justin Drew Bieber and the other one over there is Kasey Harry Markensti," Molly smirked as she remembered,"you two look and act alike."

"I'm not gay!" Kasey screamed really loud and all the chicken and ducks flew around leaving the Locks covered in feathers. Molly and Kasey ran around the coop trying to make sure the chickens didn't hit the wall as they flew. (Lilly: Unlike Star's stupid bird that flys and crashes into the fridge.)

"Calm down Cecelia Celia Ceci and Mindy Lindy Cindy!" Molly yelled as Cecelia Celia Ceci landed on her nest and Molly caught Mindy Lindy Cindy;Kasey caught another chicken as Molly put Mindy Lindy Cindy down. The ducks were calming down easily by theirselfs, Alejandro Leonecio Mattencio ll was calm since the beginning being a macho chick, but the roosters were freaking out like Julius after his lipstick broke.

"They are so gay," the Locks said in unison and laughed until they calmed down.

"Who is this pretty chicken?" Kasey asked holding it up and facing it.

"Stop flirting with my chickens and that's Areli Marceli Yaneli," Molly said. Kasey laughed and put her down and started looking at Aljeandro Leonecio Mattencio ll, Justin Drew Bieber, Kasey Harry Markensti, Donald Ronald Mcdonalds, Donialda Miralda Mcdonald, Mindy Lindy Cindy, Cecelia Celia Ceci, Areli Marceli Yaneli, Monzieli Cimorelli Butter, and then Wichanso Williamaso Peanut.

"My precious family!" Kasey smiled and laughed as he gave Molly a bear hug.

"Put me down!" Molly yelled. This time no animals went crazy and flew, they just amusingly watched them. Except Alejandro Leonecio Mattencio ll who was to of a macho chick to watch this and was in the corner filling his beak on wood. After a few seconds, Kasey put Molly down.

"My cow!" Molly yelled and ran out to the barn with Kasey that followed her in the barn later.


"So what's wrong with this cow?"

"This is Mariah Delia Rose," Molly told him,"she'll be going in labor in a few days." (Star: English for Maria de la Rosa get it?)

"Eww," Kasey made a face,"cow labor."

"I know what you mean, but I'm never there," she explained. (Star: I saw a calf being born. Beautiful experience)

"Why?"

"Cain always seems to know when they are in labor," Molly shuddered.

"Stalker much?" Kasey said.

"No shit locked there," Molly said.

"So who is this little fellow?" Kasey bent down to pet a black kid. (Lilly: A baby goat for you dumbasses who are too lazy to search it up, we brainstormed)

"His name is Billiam William Emilliam," Molly replied,"was born a few days before you came." The kid got comfortable with Kasey and started closing his eyes and smiling.

"Lucky ass," Molly told Kasey," the kid fuckin hates me."

"Hey watch your language in front of children," Kasey said," both the kid and the lamb over here and for the forming cow inside Mariah Delia Rose's stomach who can hear you up her butt."

"Whatever," Molly said as Kasey went to pet the lamb," that is Mareep Flaafy Ampharos."

"Cool," Kasey smiled,"hi lil' Mareep."

"Use the full name!" Molly yelled at him," all my animals have long and fancy names because they deserve one like the fancy royal animal they are!"

"Whatever Molly Arazemeth Djeene Serenity Lock Markals," he teased her using her full name.

"Same at you Kasey Kendeidrick Gustapha Fernando Lock Markals," Molly turned to an ostrich after saying his full name.

"Awesome an Ostrich!" Kasey said,"it looks like something nasty and totally perverted but I won't say the word because of the baby animals and this time it comes with feathers." Molly thought for a moment and then made a 'Kasey you are so damn nasty I would kill you if we weren't in public' face.

"What's its name?" he finally asked after smiling silently for a bit.

"Oscar Marchello Angelic," Molly said as she petted and fed him.

"Angelic?" Kasey asked with a 'pft' in his voice.

"Believe me he was like this since he was born," Molly said.

"Whatever," he said and he started petting a fluffy adult sheep.

"Who is this?" he asked.

"Destiny Karina Celeste Gellani Jewl Malani Maricela," Molly said.

"Why is her name longer than the others?" he asked.

"She's special," she answered,"my first sheep."

"Who was your first cow?"

"Mariah Delia Rose's mom who died some seasons ago for old age," Molly said," her name was Roxanni Spellia Zerana Sabri Jean Joana Hope."

"I see," Kasey looked at the sheep,"so you name all your first type of animals something long or special?"

"Exactly my first duck was William the Conqueror Orlando Joan, my first chicken was Evelyn Noelia Emily Leticia, my first rooster was Alejandro Leonecio Mattencio l, horse was Jane Anne Carie Arlene Malazia Reyalin Marihaling, goat was Leandezski Matilda Esmer Nicole, ostrich was Oscar Marchello Angelic, and silkworm was Jack Marco Saul Nicolas Gioanavi."

"Long list there sis," Kasey said.

"I know, some died and some are still alive." she responded.

"Oh well this is my horse Jane Anne Arlene Malazia Reyalin Marihaling over here," Molly started brushing a brown horse with a pretty sparkle in her unusual red eyes that could show she was a flirty, sweet, friendly, and evil horse.

"She is wow, beautiful," Kasey looked at the horse,"heck the name somehow just locks with her."

"So beautiful that we have kicked Kathy's horse's butt in the race for four years in a row," Molly was bragging.

"Oh wow," Kasey said truly impressed and then looks around for more animals. He walked to a white goat.

"Hey perttyful," Kasey said to her,"you know goats are the only girls that I can actually see with beards."

"Oh wow dude just wow," Molly rolled her eyes and started feeding the goat.

"Don't worry Molly," Kasey said," don't get jealous you will always be the prettiest girl with the beard."

"Shut up Kasey!" she yelled and punched him in the shoulder.

"So what's her name?"

"Leandezski Matilda Esmer Nicloe,"

"Hey! I was going to name my daughter Esmer Nicole!"

"Exactly why she has a bigger beard than her dada,"

"Curse you sis! I fuckin' blame you for putting that fucking wax on my chin"

"Whatever Katy," Molly rolled her eyes and started brushing her animals. Kasey was wondering around looking at all the animals.

"Why did mom addict us to having fucking long names and how did dad get into it too?" Kasey asked.

"From what I know mom's parents and dad's parents were friends and all and they decided to pretend to be rich people and name us long ass names starting from our parents," Molly explained.

"Damn rich people," Kasey said and turned around and then saw a really nice looking pony. It was a color of cream and its mane and long tail were white with golden streaks. It looked like it was strong.

"Woah what's this royal fella's name?"

"Bob,"

"Bob? Just Bob?"

"Yup he didn't deserve to be named fancy," Molly explained,"I sell some of my animals and he is one of them."

"NO!"

"What?"

"I want to keep him,"

"If you want I guess you can keep it," Molly smiled deviously.

"But blah blah blah spit it out already, who do I have to rape?" Kasey asked sarcastically.

"Really dude! I just want help around the ranch and of course you'll get some profits or mom and dad will be disappointed,"

"No shit locked there,"

"So why were you going to sell this boy here?"

"Jane Anne Carie Arlene Malazia Reyalin Mariahling doesn't really like her own children," Molly sweat dropped.

"What do you mean how many kids has she had?"

"Two, a boy and girl,"

"What happened?"

"She kicked the boy and we had to send him to the city and the girl got completely ignored by her,so I sold her to Horn Ranch,"

"Woah," Kasey said,"I'm going to keep Bob For Now in the farthest corner away from her."

"He already is dumbass,"

"Oh"

"Looks like I'm done here time to go the plants," Molly sighed and they went outside to the fields filled with growing wheat, flax, potatoes, tulips, strawberries, and so many more plants.

"Ring the bell for me Katy for the animals please and brush the animals," Molly told him and handed him a brush,"I need to kill some weeds." Kasey took the brush and went to ring the bell. Alejandro Leonecio Mattencio ll came out first and went to the field reserved partialy for flowers with Molly. Justin Drew Bieber and Kasey Harry Markensti came walking out like if they were in a runaway show. Donald Ronald McDonald and Donialda Miralda McDonald came out very close together. Mindy Lindy Cindy, Cecelia Celia Ceci, and Areli Mareli Yaneli came out like whatever. Then the barn animals started walking out. Billiam William Emilliam and Leandezski Matilda Esmer Nicloe came out together like a cute goat family. Jane Anne Carie Arlene Malazia Reyalin Mariahling came out like if she was to good for everyone. Destiny Karina Celeste Gellani Jewl Malani Maricela and Mareep Flaafy Ampharos also came out like a cute little family. Oscar Marchello Angelic ran out to the farther field like if he was in the Olympics. Bob came out normally and went far away from his mom. Kasey started brushing and petting the animals while Molly watered the plants and talked to Alejandro Leonecio Mattencio ll for some time. They finished around three.

"Damn I'm busted," Kasey complained,"I had to chase Oscar Marchello Angelic over the whole fucking ranch!"

"Hey," Molly shrugged,"I do all of this everyday by myself."

"I'm so proud of you sis," Kasey pulled Molly into a simple hug and they stayed like that for some time.

"Awww SIBLING MOMENT!" Luke came from the path of Garmon Mines. Molly and Kasey pulled away and scratched their heads like 'awkward' cliché moments.

"Let's go to Ocarina Inn for some food," Luke told them,"I don't call Maya's test of the day."

"Not it!" Molly yelled.

"What's wrong with her cooking?" Kasey asked.

"You don't want to know unless you want to die," Molly told him.

"Oh I also invited Owen and Owen invited Kathy and Kathy invited Witch," Luke said.

"Witch?" Kasey gulped.

"Yeah why?" Luke asked. Kasey told him about sleeping at Witch's place half-naked.

"HOLY FUCK DUDE! YOU GOT TO SEE HALF OF HER BOOBS!" Luke yelled in shock.

"Shut up!" Kasey was blushing.

"Let's get going now," Molly gave a simple sigh.

"Hey Dolly, that stupid plumber , and perverted bitch!" Witch was coming down the road.

"Hey it's my little perverted monster," Kasey waved at her.

"Shut the fuck up!" Witch yelled at him and she now stood in front of them.

"Hey you were to fat so I couldn't move," Kasey smirked.

"Fat from where?" Luke had to ask.

"You perverts!" Witch yelled at him. Kasey and Luke laughed for a bit and the four started walking down the road to Harmonica Town. When they got there, Kathy and Owen were already there drinking ... water?

"Are those two drinking... water?" Luke ask.

"It's probably Sprite or lemona- HOLY FUDGE IT'S WATER!" Molly was in shock. The four sat down with them.

"So why you guys drinking water?" Witch asked them and stared at the water.

"Yeah you guys dying and can't drink alcohol?" Luke asked.

"I like tables," Kasey had no clue what was happening.

"Because the we drank it all already," Kathy looked up with red eyes.

"Were you crying baby blondie?" Kasey was sitting next to her. He got her chin, held it a bit higher, and stared into her eyes for a moment with Owen glaring the whole time. Kathy just gave a sad 'Mhm' to him playing along. Witch rolled her eyes, Luke laughed, and Molly was watching closely. I ,Star, was watching Spongebob Squarepants: Tunnel of Glove.

"Once again," Molly spoke,"a soap opera ending on a Friday." Kasey and Kathy broke apart smirking and they both laid back in their chair. Maya left menus at their table while they were talking.

"I don't get it," Kasey said,"why isn't there any cars here?"

"So Luke won't drive and kill humanity. Simple as that," Owen grunted at Kasey.

"But has there ever been a car here?" Kasey asked again.

"No," he said angrily.

"Sheesh someone is on their period," Kasey thought to himself not knowing Owen wanted to strangle him. A few minutes later they called Maya.

"SOOO watcha all have?" Maya asked in her sweet voice.

"Food," Owen grunted.

"Owen is pissed off right now Maya," Luke explained in a teasing voice,"someone has been hitting on his gwurlfweeeend."

"SHUT UP!" Owen stood up, slammed his fists on the table making one of the table legs break, and he walked away.

"If I get free food," Luke offered,"I will fix the table for free."

"Really dude?" they all told him.

"I'm being totally serious," Luke said again.

"I'm taking this offer seriously," Maya told him,"let me go tell my dad." She skipped to go talk to her dad.

"Sorry 'bout that Lock," Kathy sweat dropped and was looking Kasey straight in the eyes.

"It's all good," Kasey told her and smiled.

"No wonder Owen is getting pissed," Luke said. Witch was watching them and thinking 'perverted player'.

"Dad agreed since Owen also left this crack on it," Maya came back.

"Awesome I get free food!" Luke jumped and gave a fist to the air like his usual signature move,"I'll fix it tomorrow and you know Luke Wood never breaks his word!"

"I know," Maya smiled. They went to a new table and ordered.

"So is there work today or not?" Kasey asked Kathy.

"Sadly not Lock," Kathy sighed," the bar burned pretty bad with the stove exploding and then the gas tank."

"Hayden is gonna kick your ass when he returns you know that," Molly told her.

"Witch is gonna use her magic on it because it was her fault," Kathy pointed at her.

"excuse me," Witch spoke up,"I was drunk and you let me drink that much."

"C'mom please!" Kathy begged,"I don't want to die without getting married first!"

"Just take Kasey to church a day before your dad comes," she told her.

"C'mon please!" Kathy whined ignoring the Kasey part.

"Fine," Witch accepted,"after we eat." After they left, they went straight to the bar.

"Wait outside," Witch said and she stepped inside. After a few minutes they heard a big boom and saw a big light show that caused heat. Kathy got scared and jumped in Kasey's arms without none of them noticing from shock.

"Done," Witch came out and looked Kasey straight in the eye then at Kathy. She gave out a 'hmph' and and said bye before she clapped and transported herself. Kasey let go off Kathy and looked at the blue day sky. There were already two unusual stars up shining. Then another one appeared letting out a simple flash of red and then turning white. Kasey blinked and shrugged. He looks around and saw that Luke, Kathy and Molly were entering the Brass Bar. He followed right behind them.

'I made her jealous' Kasey thought and smirked. Everything was exactly the same in the bar. Exactly the same before the fire. It was four ,so Kasey went home to get ready for work.

AT HOME

"Hey sis!" Kasey yelled.

"What?" Molly said and she walked into her brother's room.

"I just noticed that since last night... my cast just... disappeared," Kasey spoke slowly.

"What the... and you are all better now," Molly kept looking at Kasey's bare leg that was supposed to be injured.

"Creepy," they both shuddered in unison. Molly and Kasey spent sometime together outside and Kasey went inside to write.


Spring 19 2011

Dear Witch, my jealous monster,

I saw a red star today and it reminded me of you. It turned white after it's moment of anger. You know you looked really cute last night when you were sound asleep and that's why I didn't leave. You aren't fat at all; I just didn't say anything because damn Luke would say something. I really want to get on your good side Witchkins. And thanks for fixing the Brass Bar today or I would have been screwed for work. By the way my little jealous monster, Kathy jumped in my arms because all the really bright flashes scared her and we were red because of the heat. But why did you leave ri


Kasey realized something just as he was about to finish writing. He shoved the letter in his jean pocket and ran. He ran as quick as he could. Like if he would die, but in reality Witch would be the one dying if he didn't. He ran past Molly and past the Flute Fields bridge. He made it to the forest door and burst running inside.

"Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, fucking idiotic bastard, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, bitch, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot,, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, fucking idiotic bastard, idiot, , idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, bitch, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot,, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, IDIOT!" Kasey screamed loud as he went through the forest. He was lost and tired he had spent thirty minutes already running through the forest, pushing through branches, tripping, getting scratches on his arms, he already had three holes on his jeans, and part of his shirt tore on a branch.

"I'm fuckin' lost," Kasey fell to his knees breathing and panting from all the running. He saw a wierd shining purple mushroom and got it. The mushroom literally sparkled orange lights. 'Her eyes' Kasey thought as he looked at the mushroom. Then a 'firefly' like the one from last time showed up in front of Kasey.

"I don't to leave," Kasey told it,"I want to find my way to her." The light just moved in crazy directions and constantly hit him in the head.

"Fine! I'll follow you," Kasey told it and stood to his feet. The 'firefly' flew gracefully past many trees with Kasey that looks like an abused monkey chasing a flying banana. They finally made it to the front of Witch's house after a couple of minutes of running and or flying/floating. The 'firefly' turned black and exploded in mid-air falling in black and red remains of fire that dissolved on the touch of ground. 'Thank you wierd little thing that exploded in the air.' Kasey ran inside.

"Witch!" he knelt to the ground and held her pale out cold body in his arms.


Star: DUN DUN DUN DUN! CLIFFHANGER! What happened to Witch? I dunno. Actually I do know... I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THOUGH! MWUAHAHA! I felt it was a little rushed. Kasey is just worried about her very much. What do you think? Please leave your review! I give imaginary cookies! Don't make me send Luke's mattress to your doorstep!

Luke: What do you people have against my mattress!

Witch: So many things dude. So many things.

Star:To Lilly!

Lilly: Now to Star Interview. Today we have ... Luke... not Luke himself... Luke's mattres... Matricia. Call her Matty.

Matty:...

Lilly: So do you suffer every night.

Matty: ...

Lilly: OMG YOU POOR THING -starts crying-

Matty: ...

Lilly: DON'T SAY ANYMORE -cries harder-

Luke: Matty... how could you?

Lilly: SECERIUTY!

Luke: LET ME GO -forced away from security- MATTY!

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