Mario Enemydex
Entry 3:
Piranha Plant
Piranha Plants large, carnivorous plants that live in green, red, or maybe even blue pipes. Yeah, blue pipes! They can kill humans if and when a human jumps on them, or they can eat them with their big red or green head.
Or at least, they try to. All it takes for them to be killed is for a human to shoot a timely a fireball at them. Also, if a human jumps on a Piranha Plant inhabited pipe, and the creature isn't currently poking out of it, they will become scared and won't come out until the human has walked off. That's because Piranha Plants are secretly scared of humans, and so they believe that if they can't see the human, the human can't see them. Or something like that.
Due to the miracle of evolution, just before Bowser's take-over of Princess Peach's Castle, approximately 66% of the race evolved to gain the strength to be able to walk about without their pipes. Those Piranha Plants also became less afraid of humans and were now willing to look their prey into the eyes before they ate them. However, some Piranha Plants are very sleepy, and so they will sleep peacefully until a human or a small Goomba woke them up.
However, evolution wasn't all good for the Piranha Plants. That's because despite the fact that can only be killed by fireballs and other rare methods, the evolved Piranha Plants could also be killed be killed a simple stomp. This means that there's a much higher chance that a Piranha Plant could just become a thin leaf-like object, stuck below a human's shoe.
The Piranha Plants, being thicker than ten planks of wood glued together, didn't actually work out that they were being treated badly by humans for no reason at all for decades. Eventually, an intelligent Piranha Plant, Petey Piranha, created the Piranha Plant Army, who fought a war against the humans so that they could get equal rights. However, the humans were so annoyed with this that they led an internet blackout. Sadly, the humans lost.
Despite the fact that the Piranha Plants gained equal rights, they were so stupid that forgot about them straight away, meaning that humans could back to their old ways of killing them like they used to. So, next time you see a Piranha Plant, spit in its face and say 'Don't mess with me, b***h'. Because it is a worthless piece of sh—
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