"wewews, glad im in here and naht out dere wit bunny koopas" sys mari0
"yeh, theyre pretty these evils amiririte" sys iwhata.
THEN A VIFDEO FEEDS FRUM MARI0S SNES WAS SKYPE?!
"oh shite, my AGDQ 2017 TASBoT Skype!" sys mario.
"keke u thonk theuyre tez only villains Number One?!" scrims miyamoto.
"yeh, we looks at demografic and bowsers is boringk now, so we broight bak a new villains every1 will love" sys reggie.
"wat vilain is hip with tez kids today? Wart? The Shadow Queen? Fawful?" axes mario.
"EZ. dis villains is number 1 and edgy" sys miyamoto.
"oh carp" sys mari0 and he lifts off on his ship 2 tryies and fly away.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHA HE FLYS CAN" says reggie.
"Go 2 egypst or sumthingk mario. u gutta escaaaap!" cris iwhata.
mario try to but he was too the lates.
"Bleh HEH HEH HEH! BLECK!" sys guy frum outsides.
"dats 2 much 4 me" and mario tries 2 fly awey.
"UR 2 SLOWE 2 ESCAAAP BLECK! SAYS BLECK" sys bleck who telports into ship.
"y u talking liek dat" saids mario
"Bleck readEs from de evil bible. says bleck" says bleck reading from teh evil bible.
"alrright, whatevar dafuq. orange u meant 2 be happy with dat butterfly by now?" cris mario.
"yeh, but den Link kidnaped her so i wuld be evil agin for this job" sys BLECK
"r u kiddingk me. dos lauch boi fuuks" cris mario.
"yeh bleck know rite? still i gutta do this" sys Bleck.
"Alrighty, heres teh deal. Ill resuce ur butterfly if u dant kill me" sys mario
"oh shit boi. wddup dats purdy gud" sys bleck.
"now dats finished, i got an importants stuff 2 do" mario tuurns 2 his computer
"BLEH HEHEHEHHEHEHEHE BLECK. WAT R U DOINGK?!" scrims bleck.
"Dammit bleck! Im trying to write my bio!" sys mario.
"oh luuk, we are in thes egypt" sys iwhata.
