"wewews, glad im in here and naht out dere wit bunny koopas" sys mari0

"yeh, theyre pretty these evils amiririte" sys iwhata.

THEN A VIFDEO FEEDS FRUM MARI0S SNES WAS SKYPE?!

"oh shite, my AGDQ 2017 TASBoT Skype!" sys mario.

"keke u thonk theuyre tez only villains Number One?!" scrims miyamoto.

"yeh, we looks at demografic and bowsers is boringk now, so we broight bak a new villains every1 will love" sys reggie.

"wat vilain is hip with tez kids today? Wart? The Shadow Queen? Fawful?" axes mario.

"EZ. dis villains is number 1 and edgy" sys miyamoto.

"oh carp" sys mari0 and he lifts off on his ship 2 tryies and fly away.

"HAHAHAHHAHAHA HE FLYS CAN" says reggie.

"Go 2 egypst or sumthingk mario. u gutta escaaaap!" cris iwhata.

mario try to but he was too the lates.

"Bleh HEH HEH HEH! BLECK!" sys guy frum outsides.

"dats 2 much 4 me" and mario tries 2 fly awey.

"UR 2 SLOWE 2 ESCAAAP BLECK! SAYS BLECK" sys bleck who telports into ship.

"y u talking liek dat" saids mario

"Bleck readEs from de evil bible. says bleck" says bleck reading from teh evil bible.

"alrright, whatevar dafuq. orange u meant 2 be happy with dat butterfly by now?" cris mario.

"yeh, but den Link kidnaped her so i wuld be evil agin for this job" sys BLECK

"r u kiddingk me. dos lauch boi fuuks" cris mario.

"yeh bleck know rite? still i gutta do this" sys Bleck.

"Alrighty, heres teh deal. Ill resuce ur butterfly if u dant kill me" sys mario

"oh shit boi. wddup dats purdy gud" sys bleck.

"now dats finished, i got an importants stuff 2 do" mario tuurns 2 his computer

"BLEH HEHEHEHHEHEHEHE BLECK. WAT R U DOINGK?!" scrims bleck.

"Dammit bleck! Im trying to write my bio!" sys mario.

"oh luuk, we are in thes egypt" sys iwhata.