~ok, ok here is the chapter hope you like chapter 3 of I'm coming home. Review, mere888, and EYE ON YOU FRANCE. Also I do have seizure's as well when I was a baby I had fever seizure's and never had them again till 9/11/ 2013. so don't go dicing those with seizures we cant control them. And we're not crazy or dumb, there kind of like a panic attack in a way. How it is with me, I don't know anything before, during or after I have them. I black out, I go into the fetal position. With clenched teeth that if my tongue was in the way I could bite it off (glade I haven't yet, but came close a couple of times) my eyes roll back, and I really don't know what else. Also I have memory loss because of it, when I first started on 9/11 I woke up three times thinking I was back in elementary school, then 6 grade, then 8th. I'm a sophomore in high-school! So you just learned something new!

Also I cannot tell pippin or merry apart till later on (you know when they say there names and all?)

"Are we there yet? no. "Are we there yet? No. "Are we there now? Why yes we are! Really! NO!

Your mean skylar" Lolita said, puffing her cheeks out. And crossing her arms.

That's what I get paid for" skylar replied back, as they walked on.

You don't get paid at all" Lois says from behind there small group.

See I'm doing it for free, out of the goodness of my heart" skylar said sarcastically.

Skylar…do-you know what happened to us I-mean why we're here" little Lolita asked shyly. It's not any of our faults that we're here really; it's just that we are. Also we're suited up as two hobbits and an elf with pointy ears.

Are we ever going to get there" whined the twins in sink, I believe they did that just to annoy me? before I lose it get composure" I kept thinking to myself. As stupid questions kept flying out of there mouths in sink.

Do you think we can rest yet" Lois being the complainer she is whined, I turned sharply. But as I got a closer look the two of them looked exhorted, I mentally scowled at myself. For 1) there just kids 2) there hobbit kids (I think?) and 3) there short.

Taking a look around our beaten worn out dirt road, I gave a disgruntle grunt. It would have to do for now.

Fine well wait here for a few minutes, then we can carry on" I stated, and scowled at there puckered sewer face's.

But we're hungry" the whined again together (did I mention I hated that) I swore a vain popped onto my forehead. But I couldn't lecture them, tumbling down the side of a sloped cliff. Landing smack dab on top of us. I silently cursed them, having the heavier two, while the girls had one each. But I guess I got easier seeing as they weren't very big, but I fear Lois or Lolita broke something.

I think I broke something" a little boy said, pulling out a carrot. Who was sitting on lois.

"CAN YOU BLOODY GET OFF OF ME" Lois yelled out, as she pushed the little boy off her a little too forcefully.

"THAT GOES FOR ME TO YOU IDIOT" Lolita hollered, yanking the other boy off her as well. I to gently push them off of me, as I held out a hand for them to take. But I instantly froze the Frodo the barer of the ring fell on top of me, along with his gardener Sam.

I put away my shock for the moment as Frodo took my hand, I then offered Sam who to accepted the help up. I looked towards Lois and Lolita who were dusting themselves off giving foul looks towards the other two how were? Merrier or Philippe something like that.

Now what are you three lovely ladies off to?" the taller of the two almost identical hobbits asked, standing a little to close to Lolita for my taste. And the expression of embarrassment and discomfort means she must have noticed to.

I don't see how—I quickly clamped a hand over Lois's mouth silencing her.

We're headed towards the prancing pony, and you?" I stated, and gasped as I removed my hand away from Lois seeing as she licked it. I sent a death glare that said "you're lucky you're my sister."

Really, that's exactly the way we're headed isn't it pippin" the boy that stood to close to Lolita asked.

Why yes merry, I believe so" the hobbit named pippin said.

Why don't you join us?" pippin said, walking around Lois who looked ready to spring on him at any moment.

For protection, there's danger's out here you know?" merry said, slinging an arm around Lolita who simply picked up one of his fingers, and slung the arm off of her.

Pippin, merry" Sam began to warn, but I knew that was the best way to get into things.

That would save us time, seeing as we have no idea where it is" I said, Lois and Lolita gave me bewildered looks.

But—Sam was cut off with merry saying it was a great idea.

Hey look there's some mushrooms" Lolita absentmindedly said, pointing to a group of them. Sam, merry and pippin dived for them like little bees are to flowers.

I looked forward to Frodo who has that unsettled look on his face as he stared down the road.

I think we should get off the road" Frodo suggested, looking down towards the group of hobbits. Lolita decided to help with the mushrooms and Lois was at my side.

Me and Lois shared a look, as I gently pride Lolita way from the mushroom crazed male hobbits.

Screeching of the wind could be heard as the wind twirled the leaves around, as lois and Lolita held tight to me.

"Get off the road, quick" Frodo said, as I pushed Lois and Lolita forward. the hobbits trailing behind.

I pushed them into hollowed out roots, letting merry, pippin, Sam and Frodo in as I decided to hid behind the tree itself, Lois and Lolita held on tightly to one another. As the other three which where, Sam, pippin and merry looked over there stash of mushrooms.

The sounding of hoofs set me on edge. I could see the others tense up, same as me. My séances were on high alert, as the black rider lingered.

It scared the crap out of me when it jumped off its horse. It crouched down leaning over the little enclosed space in the tree roots. I pressed harder into the tree, the bark sticking painfully into my back and legs. But I didn't protect as it saved me from my form being seen.

Bugs and things where crawling out into the hollow long, Lolita looked panicked. She was never good with bugs. When a brown recluse crawled onto her shoulder, she looked ready to cry or faint.

I mentally cursed which quickly became a sigh of relief as Lois flicked it off of her.

In the corner of my eye I could see Frodo in a type of trance, his eyes half rolling into the back of his head kind of like a seizure that Lolita used to have when she was a child. But hers where fever seizure's that only happen when she had a high fever. Then slowly his hand with the ring made towards his left hand finger, I stared at Sam willing him to stop him, and thankfully he did.

Lois then yanked on the bag of mushrooms from merry's grip and through them across from me. The black rider quickly surged toward the sound. I quickly ran forwards after Lois and Lolita and the others; a protesting Lois was being pulled by pippin as Lolita looked too scared to fight off merry.

We ran down a grassy hill, with scrubs and things getting in the way. Finally they stopped; Lois yanked her arm away from pippin, as Lolita just sat there in disbelief.

"What was that?" merry panted, Lolita stuck like glue to his side.

I stood next to Sam and Lois, as pippin was next to Lois and merry as we all looked towards Frodo who was staring down at his ring.

I didn't see a big deal in it, it's just a ring? As I looked towards Lois I seen a look in her eye that I haven't before as she stared at the ring. I would have to keep an eye on her.

I believe we must be going" Lois said, getting up.

Going so soon" pippin said, standing up quickly.

We have to get to prancing pony, remember?" Lois helped Lolita up, who was slowly coming around.

Oh, why yes" merry said, sharing a look with pippin. Know what can that be about?

Your still coming with us" Sam asked his expression very humorous.

We girls, braver then all men don't you know?" Lois and Lolita said together in sink (man I hate that)

Besides, a guy in a black cloak don't scare us" Lois said, flickering her hand in a dismissing fashion.

Ya sure" merry said, as pippin chuckled.

Now, who are you" merry asked, and for the first time they didn't even know who we were, but we knew them.

Guess" Lois and Lolita said, in sink (still hate that)

Hum…what do you think pippin? I don't know merry? Maybe harmony or bertha.

Harmony? Bertha? The twins said in disused.

My name is lois" Lois held her head high in the air.

And mine is Lolita" as she slimed an arm over Lois's shoulders.

Ours is Merry and the amazing pippin! No I'm the amazing one. No I'm better" the two hobbits got into an argument about which was more amazing as we walked.

My name is skylar palafox" I introduced myself to Frodo.

Frodo Baggins" he said, as he nodded his head at me.

And who are you noble sir" I asked Sam, who blushed to the tips of his ears.

s-Sam gamgee maim" he said, not meeting my eye.

Well it's very nice to meet you" I smiled as he blushed deeper.

Night began to fall, and the arguing behind me hasn't let up. I was ready to go back there and sew up there mouths. But as I turned around merry and pippin were pulling my sister's behind a clump of trees, and I was motioned by Sam to do the same.

I caught Lois pecking from behind her tree, and I shoot her a glare that she didn't see. But pippin was there to pull her back in close behind the tree. Which ended up him being gabbed in the ribs.

The black rider's ride by. For the moment it was gone.

Anything" pippin asked, still holding onto Lois but not to close this time.

"No. nothing" was the reply.

What is going on?

We regrouped, staying quiet incase they come back.

That black rider was looking for something… or someone…Frodo? Merry asked, coming to Frodo's side as he left Lolita with me.

Get down" Sam said loud enough for us to hear, as we got down I had to lay down seeing as I was mush taller then them.

"I have to leave the shire" Frodo whispered, as we slowly stood up. "the four of us—uh-hum lois was very discreet when it came to correcting someone.

The seven of us must get to bree." He corrected himself, as Lois gave an approved nod.

Right, buckleberry ferry" merry confirmed, I wondered how he could be so calm at the moment.

Follow me" merry motioned us through the woods, Lolita sticking close to him while I stick close behind with Lois at my side and Sam on the other.

We then came to a path, the ferry was right ahead, well that is until another black rider popped out of nowhere. This is just like the movie—never mined.

It separated us from not only Frodo but one of my little demons Lois, but with Sam's firm grip I was forced forwards towards the boat.

I was safely on, but I couldn't enjoy this sense of peace. Seeing as one of my rag-a-muffins was missing.

Run" pippin yelled towards them, as I seen them pop up.

Come on lois, put some speed into it" Lolita yelled from my side.

Come on, you can do it" my voice carried fear.

They ran down the dock, Frodo pulling along a very frightened Lois. Come on" Sam yelled, making a come here hand movement.

Frodo pushed Lois in front of him; she came jumping into my arms. Frodo narrowly escaped, as we sailed off.

How far to the nearest crossing" Frodo asked, looking to ware the dark rider that chased us grouped together with more. I held on tight to a frightened Lois who was trying not to cry, as I stroked her hair, and Lolita rubbed her back.

Brandywine bridge, twenty miles" merry said, taking a hold of the paddle.

I think I should do that, being taller and all" I said, taking the paddle from him and rubbing his hair in a joking manner.

Merry gave a nod, and with a slight smile came to sit next to Lolita.

So got a boyfriend" he asked, Lolita looked fluster. Taking a paddle I whacked him in the back, making him give a slight yelp. Turning around I acted innocent while paddling as I heard my siblings giggle.

Finally after loads of complaints and not just from Lolita or Lois, we made it to the west gate of bree.

I gave a firm knock as a small window whole (I don't know what you call them) opened, a man that didn't look very nice asked "what do you want"

Well that's a very nice way to great a person" I could hear lois mutter, as she and Lolita, pippin and merry all shared a little laugh.

We're heading for the prancing pony" Frodo said, the mans eyes looked big as he opened a second hatch, this time the height of a hobbit.

"Six hobbits and an elf! What brings you to bree!" so he recognized me as an elf, what could have given it away…the ears.

We wish to stay at the inn duo" Lois said, as if the man was stupid. The man raised an eyebrow, but luckily Frodo covered for Lois's rudeness.

Our business is our own" he said, as the latch closed, and the door creaked open.

Alright I meant no offence; it's my job to ask questions after nightfall. He allowed us inside, and we very much thanked him.

There's strange folk abroad, can't be too careful. And I knew what he was saying was true.

The streets were a cruel place, being pushed around and all. Merry was purposely pushed to the ground. But I think Lolita's form of revenge was a little over board with stealing his money…but I believe we needed it more. And he was rude.

The prancing pony was that of a bar, the kind of warmly kind in a way. But one look at Lolita and Lois confirmed my suspicion of there evil thoughts.

Excuse me sir" Lois asked nicely from below, as a man looked down at her his gaze softened. What did I tell you wolfs in sheep's clothing.

Good evening little masters! If your seeking accommodations, we've got some nice, cozy, hobbit and human (here he looked at me) sized rooms available Mr. uh—

Underhill, my name is Underhill" Frodo lied.

" " the man said, without another thought.

We're friends Gandalf the grey. Can you tell him we've arrived" Frodo asked, I felt sorry for him at this point.

"Gandalf. Gandalf" the man seemed to be thinking.

"ohhh..yes" I remember, elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy hat, not seen him for six months" and that is the sad part.

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