As Deadpool was resting in his couch in his apartment a mysterious shadowing over Deadpool spoke to him in a soft womanly tone.
"Wade...Wade..."
"Ugh can you give me five minutes why is everyone always trying to wake me up in a middle of my nap" Deadpool groaned.
"Wade honey you're not sleeping you're dead more a less half-dead since you can't really die" the mysterious figure explained.
Deadpool came into a realization then asked "Wait un momento is that you Death?"
"Yes it's me" Death responded.
"That would explain why I'm here with you but what's with these students and teachers here they better not touch any my stuff especially my 'Not Porn' box"
"They're in purgatory and so are you" Death said.
"Oh so my apartment's purgatory? Damn I knew should've asked the landlord for better room instead of one that harbors souls"
"Wade this isn't your apartment it just happens to look like it"
"really? Because im pretty sure that's my tv and my fridge and that sexdoll over there in that corner which...somebody left in my apartment and I didn't stick my penis in before I left to the other dimension" Deadpool said.
[lair]
"Wade focus i need you to go back to the dimension so you can fulfill your duty and help that world from decimation"
[oh so that's 'chosen one' kind of fan fiction]
(seems so)
"Do I least get to slice some heads?"
"of course"
"well that's all you have to say Im in!"
"perfect you should return to your normal state soon enough"
"while we're here how about we catch up a little you knows like good ol times"
"Wade...I...can't that part of our life is over between us I'm pretty sure you know why"
"Is it because Im alive and your not"
"Thats exactly the reason plus I've met someone else"
"you've met someone? Who?"
"Hey DP long time no see" a familiar voice said.
Deadpool furrowed his brow."Lady Deadpool? What are you doing here?"
"I'm here with my significant other"
"significant other? What are you talking abou-..."
"...WAIT A MINUTE ARE YOU TWO!?"
The distraught Merc came to another realization Lady Deadpool and Death shared a very sensual kiss together as he was standing there feeling awkward as the two we're locking lips together sticking their tongues out.
"this is the saddest boner I ever had"
[does this call for a lesbian sex scene?]
In a state were it seems where Deadpool waking up from either a bad dream or an erotic wet dream. The Merc blinking his eyes and heard a voice calling him out to see how he was in his condition.
"Hello?...Hello?..."
As he finally opened his eyes he saw a girl standing over him with hair which was a bright violet wearing a school uniform with a wooden sword by her side and had eyes blue as the ocean but had a look of a warrior but with a slender body of a female teenager then she asks the Merc.
"Are you ok?"
Deadpool examines her body and looks at her breasts.
"Am now"
the girl grabs his arm to help him get up then explains who she is.
"I'm the president of the kendo club Busujima Saeko"
"Busujima Saeko would've fine too but whatever. I'm Deadpool"
The two exchange a handshake.
"It's not safe for us to be here something is happening to this school that is turning the students and the administrators into monsters"
"I see what you mean I think those two zombies over there are fighting over a leg"
as he said there was two of 'them' fighting over a piece of someone's leg then later more of them came their way to Saekos and Deadpool's direction.
"Quick get behind me!"
"Whoa hey who are you tell me to get behind you!?"
"You're clearly in no condition of defending yourself"
"What makes you say that?"
"The bone that's sticking out of your arm"
"I don't have a bone sticking out of my..."
"...oh I guess I do"
"Just stay behind I can handle this by myself"
As he was setting his arm back in place he saw how greatly skilled she was even with just a wooden sword she was able to crack some heads open breaking a few a teeth eyeballs popping out of their sockets knowing that the Merc wasn't just with any ordinary teenage girl he was with a warrior.
"She's good..."
The Merc had just set his arm back into place and he grabbed two of his katanas in each hand.
"...but I'm better"
he jumped into the action with Saeko and with his trusty katanas slicing through 'them' decapitating, slicing them in half, stabbing, and looking badass while doing it Saeko just stood there astounded watching as Deadpool effortlessly getting them one by one as soon there was no more of 'them'.
"You're pretty good with a sword"
"Yea that's what years of military training does do to a guy"
"Hey where you going?"
"To the nurses office if sensei still alive I want to see if she can take me to the faculty room so that she can take me in her car so we can get out of here you're welcome to come with me if you want to"
"Sure not like I have anything better to do"
"By the way your name is psycho right?"
"It's Saeko"
"Tomato Tamato it sounds the same anyways"
"do you know where the nurses office is?"
"if I'm correct it should be the next floor down but..."
"but what?"
"...but getting through won't be easy"
As she said it wasn't going to be easy with the hordes of zombies blocking their way.
"I see what you mean"
both stood in a fighting stance.
"are you ready?"
"does the pope let pedophiles get away without facing any charges?"
To be continued
