"Watcha doing? Snowflake?" I wrapped my arm in his, but that only made him ticked off and released his arm.

"I am not a f %king Snowflake! And don't follow me!" Subaru hissed at me like an adorable kitten. He is sooooo cute! He left me there in my dream bubble and tried to get rid of me (tried).

"Wait for me!" I waved my hands at him like a madwoman. Well my mission was to observe them…. and being near him was obviously part of observing them. He was about to slam the door when I slid through like an awesome agent.

"Whata! Are you a spy or something?!" Subaru facepalmed irritated and I had to…. I could not resist…

"Maybe," I pulled out a "Shu" move on him.

"Don't say that. I want a proper explanation," for my surprise Subaru cheekily replied. I knew this guy had some humor in him. I was such a proud moma. He looked at me and I looked back at him. We had to smile at our inside joke. Now, Kanato, now I was mocking you. hehe. LOL.

"I was going to sleep in my coffin," He said as he was opening his coffin, but I pulled him back.

"Do you have any hobbies? or favorite foods? How about any friends?" I was left breathless since I talked at top speed. According to his reaction, I instantly knew he had no favorite foods or hobbies or any friends which made me kinda feel bad for my Snowflake. No friends. I could kinda relate. Okay not really.

It was an awkward silence and he sneakily went inside his coffin. Huh. interesting. I had to report this in those special vanilla folders.I silently went outside. No friends. Poor guy, he kinda reminded me a bit of Nikolia. Nikolai was also the shy type… well shy on the streets at least. Just the image of him was making me water with desire. If Nikolai was here then I would know exactly how to spend my night. *.*

"Well well do please share what is on your mind Bitch- chan," I felt someone whisper in my right ear. Aww Come on! I blushed realizing if I were to tell him what was on mind I would be considered more of a pervert than him. I was practically imagining the most hottest guy half naked on bed waiting for me with some chocolate.

"Nothing!" I obviously lied which made him chuckle.

"You are such a bad girl Bitch- chan!" Laito snickered and left.

I sighed it's hard being a god girl around such a hot guy like the Nikolai Tchaikovsky, the best agent in N.A.D.V.A. I mean from afar one would think he was a rebel with his dyed hair, but in truth he never dyed his hair. According to him, He was born a redhead, but when he was about 12 his hair started to become white. So now the top hair portion was all white and now the only red hair left was located on his hair tips . I thought he looked so cute. The ends of his red, but the roots were white. He was tall lean and muscular as very popular among the ladies, but he was too absorbed in his missions to pay any particular attention to them. He always had this aura of self confidence around himself and his face consisted of a small smirk on his smooth lips. His eyes were a beautiful grey which made him look like a saint. He was freakin perfect…..

5 Years Ago...

"Hey Kasai!" Agent Tchaikovsky woke me up from my dream where I was eating cotton candy with a cute guy. Nope Instead I was stuck with this Cocky ass agent. I don't get why all of the girls fangirled about him so much. I groaned which only made him angry.

"I said get up Squirrel!" He mocked me again. Why did he call me squirrel again?

"I cleaned my desk already. See no nuts here," I grinned at my own dirty joke. He rolled his eyes and pulled me up. I hated him so freakin much. He was such a party pooper.

"File these papers in the proper folders Squirrel," He shoved a bajillion vanilla folders at me. I scratched my head.

"Aye aye Your Highness," I mocked a small bow which only made him massage his temples. He was so freakin uptight I swear. I saw him about to leave.

"Wait what are you going to do?" I said offended that he was once again was about to drop all of his work on me while he went off to freakin nap.

"I am going to regenerate myself for a bit. The best agent this organization has deserves a nap once and awhile.," He simply said emotionless. He closed the door. My eye was twitching. That Lazy Ass-! Ugh! What did girls see in him!

Hehe. Who would've guessed? I would be dating that guy? Ahhh. I judged him so harshly back then. He was deep in … his pants LOL okay I'm sorry back to what I was actually trying to say… He was in the inside a really good guy. I got into my room once again. If I had my laptop with me I would be stuck up all night watching anime or netflix. But guess what? NADA! (that'so spanish for nothing f.y.i) I could count sheep( which by the way never works for me) or drink some warm milk( but with previous encounter with Kanato I really did not wanted to go back downstairs). I had a genius idea! …..

"Showering in a house full of vampires..lala," I was singing happily and humming as I twirled my towel to the 5 star Sakamaki bathroom. A shower! This always worked for me! This would make me fall right asleep! I opened and made sure nobody was inside and quickly closed the door. I unbuttoned my shirt and started to run the water. I heaved a long sigh fully relaxed. This bath was going to be amazing no matter what.

"You should run the hot water a bit more," I heard someone tell me.

"Oh sure no problem," I responded nonchalantly but blinked twice and my eyes widened when I saw Shu chilling and acting so cool ( *if you don't get this then you are not a real Will Smith fan*.) in my bathtub, "Can you please explain what you're doing here?"

"Isn't obvious? I am bathing," Shu yawned and smirked, "Pervert." Which made me blush when I realized that I was gawking at his wet body. I couldn't help myself. He was so.. yummy.

"How long are you planning to stare at me?" Shu yawned bored, "If you want to join me that badly, go ahead." I blushed even deeper. He was so much like Nikolai. Which by the way this situation reminds when….. nevermind.

I quietly walked away. Trust me it was hard to walk away from that boy, but it will be even harder to explain to Nikolai all of this special events. I am such a bad girlfriend. Why did the director assigned me of all people this specific mission?

I whistled and went inside my room. So much for showering… I AM SO FREAKIN BORED! I was laying on my back on my bed.

I swore I could hear a freakin clock! Guess what? There is no clock in my room! Seriously I heard a large tick tock. (*Yes I am referencing the clock sound that is played in each Diabolik Lovers episode.*)

I looked left and right and below my bed.

But even with all of my might, I ended with dread.

So there I stayed all night, just like the dead.

LOL See what I did there? Now I was turning crazy. I was rhyming and what not.

Suddenly, a moan I heard in the hall.

I dashed through without a moment to stall.

The sound came from Reiji's room.

What was so gloom?

I shook him awake for he appeared to be in pain…

"What do you want birdbrain?" Reiji hissed at me all the while glaring his eyes. He was carrying a teapot and teacup. Aww… Did I interrupt his tea party? LOL

I grinned. Did he just finish my rhyming pattern? I could not help but let out a small giggle.

"Are you mocking me?" Reiji asked me as he was massaging his temple. Okay put your thinking cap on! What word rhymes with "me"?

"Sorry, Do I appear to be?" I said unsure if I was successful in rhyming or not. He was confused and frustrated at the same time.

"What do you want?" Reiji asked me once again. Which word rhymes with "want"?

"Nothing I am just here nonchalant.. Haunt? Font?" I stammered wanting for the rhyming game to not end. He seemed to have figured out what I was doing and heaved a long sigh of desperation.

"Get out right now!" Reiji hissed at me and dragged me to the door. He pushed me out and hollered, " Don't bother me ever again with such a childish game!"

"In my name, I do claim that it was seriously lame!" I managed to reply but that only made him even angrier and slammed the door at my face.

"Tch, Mr. Teapot is boiling!" I joked to myself and gave myself a high five, " He is boiling hot.." LOL I got up from the floor and tried to recollect which room I should go next. I never had so much free time in my life before. I was always either in a mission, stuck doing desk work, or exercising. I should totally go outside and work out for a bit. Yeah, maybe the cool air might help me relax a bit. Doing strenuous activity is relaxing! I started to hum again and was walking to the backyard…

So much for a backyard! This backyard should be redefined as a freakin park! It's huge! These rich vampires could start their own freakin theme park! It was so freakin cold tonight. I could literally see my breath. I pretended that I was smoking by putting two fingers in front of my lips.

"Now Tony , I warned you many times to give me my money.." I recited from an old movie. I giggled, I would be a badass mafia boss.

Cue "Eye of the Tiger" song! I started to get serious and started to do a few pushups. Once I felt my blood had begun to pump, I started to do some air punches. I was beating up a ghost real good. I did a roundhouse kicks and dodged some punches. I was beginning to sweat a bit and decided that I needed to do exercise a bit more. After this mission I would go back to actual cases. I needed to stay fit. I had mastered martial arts from Nikolai and trust me he was a pretty tough cookie. …

"Get up Squirrel," He said emotionless. He was circling around me as if I was his prey. I was a bit dizzy since I had endured some nasty punches from him. I was nosebleeding, and it was not because he was shirtless although I had to admit he had a smexy body. "I said get up!"

"Get up!" I could hear someone tell me. I opened my eyes to see a pair of red eyes looking at me. Was it worry? It was Subaru. I was slowly coming back into reality when I realized I was in his arms. I jolted up and was blushing. "I can't believe you fell trying to do a high kick," Subaru said annoyed. Was he worry about me? …. Nah !

"Oh," was all I managed to say. I can't believe you had to see the part where I fell, you should have see the part where I was actually..

"I mean you were actually pulling out good punches, but then you had to mess up on such an easy kick," He half- whispered and turned around to face me. So, he had seen before I fell down on my ass. I got up and with a hair tie tied my hair up in a ponytail. I don't know why I was even working out with my hair down in the first place. I always had my hair in a ponytail which annoyed Nikolai since according to him my light brown hair was beautiful down. My hair was partially wavy and it did complimented my fair skin complexion. However, what I liked more about my appearance were my azure eyes.

"Don't ignore me," Subaru roared at me.

"What is with everyone yelling in this house?" I asked tired of being ordered about like a child, "Besides I thought you were going to shut yourself inside you coffin and what not." I could tell I had hit a nerve of his. His gaze was downcast and blushed a bit.

"I'm sorry, just forget I said that please," I uttered knowing I had upset him. I looked at him after a couple minutes of awkward silence. " I'm glad you were here though," I wholeheartedly meant it. His eyes were widened with shock and trust me so were mine. I had made the air even more awkward.

"I mean if you weren't here…. I would've been still lying on the ground… so yeah thanks," I awkwardly fumbled to say what I meant to say. I was about to do a high kick, but I felt a hand on my back.

"When you're doing a high kick, always have your entire body be balanced and firm," He whispered seriously which made the hair on my back shiver. His touch was professional, but also seductive. I wanted him to keep touching me….. What am I saying?! o.0

"I have to go and sleep a bit okay?" I wiggled myself from him, not wanting for this innocent training to become something more. I walked inside and went straight into my room. What is with everyone seducing me in this house? I took out the Vanilla folders. Alrighty, I learned many things today about my observees…

Shu Sakamaki is not only a lazyass but he is a perverted lazyass. Oh and he is also good at unbuttoning other people's clothes, but not his own. He showers with his clothes on and is always listening to music (even when he is showering). Code name: Lazyass

Reiji Sakamaki is an uptight tea party lover who apparently needs to see a therapist, because he is constantly massaging his temples. Oh and he does not like to rhyme. Code name: Mr. Teapot

Laito Sakamaki is extremely perverted, more than I thought. Code name: Asshat

Kanato Sakamaki creep the hell of me and somehow is still cute. Code name: Creepy Clown

Subaru Sakamaki has no friends, no hobbies, or favorite foods. He pretends he is a bad boy but is apparently has a soft interior. Needs to see an anger management counselor or something. He apparently know how to punch pretty good. He sleep inside a coffin like a stereotypical vampire.

Ayato Sakamaki is… WAIT!

I noticed I hadn't seen since he brought me home and bit me. Ayato can just suck it! He is the most stupidest brother of them all! He keep calling me nicknames that are not even that insulting. He is a rough biter and teleports wherever he wants with no respect to privacy. Stupid Tomato Head.