A DEVIL'S RETURN HOME
-: CHAPTER 3:-
Disclaimer:- I do not own High School DxD or Naruto, Both of them belong to their respective authors. If I did, I would make these crossovers canon.
Also, Merry Christmas Y'all.
Frustration.
Utter, absolute, mind numbing frustration.
This was the only thing going through one Rias Gremory's head as she glared at the chessboard in front of her. And it was clearly visible on her face as well; if the veins popping out of her forehead and the way she gritted her teeth were any indication.
The entirety of her peerage started to back away from her and move towards the door leading to the exit hoping to make a quick unknown escape.
Her opponent, Sona Sitri couldn't help but notice. So she asked.
"Anything on your mind Rias?"
"It's them." The red-haired Gremory heiress replied, in a mixture of anger, exasperation and irritation all rolled into one.
"Aaahh… I see….. How has your wild little goose chase been?"
Sona knew who she was talking about, the two now infamously dubbed 'Knights of Kuoh Academy.'
Uzumaki Naruto and Nara Shikamaru.
Both of them had grown quite a reputation in Kuoh academy, the blonde Uzumaki, though while average at anything academic had literally blown away all competition in any and every athletic and outdoor class.
Even Matsuda, who used to be a kind of sports star in junior high but now, joined the photography club shook out of his perverted funk once to compliment him on his skills.
He was fairly decent, if anything.
But the other boy, Shikamaru, this was someone she had a beef against. He was someone who was basically against everything she stood for.
She could easily see that he was calm, analytical to the point and was in fact, a genius. Even more so than her, she begrudgingly admitted. But the way he acted was completely different.
The boy slept through classes, rarely completed his homework and was happy to be average at everything he tried, more like was forced to do so, while he could excel and be one of the best.
She had once seen him and the other devil playing chess during one of the breaks and challenged them both to a match.
The Uzumaki boy had been relatively easy to beat, even if he made tactics up on the fly and played in an extremely unpredictable manner, which she had to admit, did lead to a few close calls. But she had won in the end anyway.
But the other one was something entirely different. With the same lazy uninterested expression on his face, he had beaten her in altogether but seven moves.
Enraged, she had challenged him again, and leading up to the same result, this time beating her in five.
Those who had seen the match happen had been utterly flabbergasted; to see THE Sona-Kaichou being beaten no, crushed in a game of chess wasn't something they had expected
There was something just utterly humiliating about being beaten in five moves.
She hadn't given up though; she refused to back down, so she challenged him every day since then.
Sona Sitri prided herself on being the more disciplined one of the two devil heiresses of Kuoh. She dealt with facts, numbers and logic. They were her one true weapon. She used them to extract and validate her opponent's strength and weaknesses. And she used them to her advantage, to win.
But the Young Pawn seemed to be a variable, she now saw through those seemingly drowsy, half asleep eyes of his, they had a certain gleam. Gleam which she knew she had on her own when she sized up her opponents, only his was much sharper, like a predator.
And let it be known that Sona Sitri hated variables.
Meanwhile, Rias had taken it to send out her familiars, her peerage members, their familiars to trail after the odd devil duo after the academy. While every day in the academy Sona would challenge Shikamaru to a match of chess.
The score so far had been five in his favour and a draw. Which he had been able to predict four moves before in the same lazy bored monotone of voice before he got up and left, muttering something about how that troublesome blonde woman will beat him to a pulp if he were any late more than he already was.
After the school they would lead their followers through an almost never ending chase throughout the busiest parts of Kuoh town, seemingly going everywhere and nowhere at the same time, moving in circles more than once, while finally ending in the most busiest, heavily crowded part of the town and vanishing into the crowd, disappearing and leaving no trace behind, like a ghost.
Sometimes she could even see the faintest tilt they both send in the direction of their stalkers, a slight smirk on their lips as if they acknowledged their presence, just before they disappeared into the crowd and vanished into thin air.
And so the little game of Cat and mouse went on for the remaining of the entire week. With the cat achieving as much success as it did on the first try, and the mouse mocking it at every turn.
Both of the groups had yet to make any kind of formal contact, it was as if they were sizing each other up. Sona understood it quite well; this was a battle of wits. Both of them were just teasing each other, waiting to see who would break first, who would make the first move. Sona was half tempted to just end this little charade between the two of them and call them out. But she decided not to. This had become far too interesting now. Sona Sitri was a master amongst devils of her age at mind games. And she was a prideful one at that. She would see this to the end, see how far this goes. Who knows, when this all was over, she might get herself a powerful ally in the near future.
Little did she know that it was soon to end, and when was over, she would be getting the biggest shock of her life.
O-O-O
"Any idea when we are officially going to introduce ourselves to those two cute little devils Hokage Sama?" Temari asked, sarcasm dripping from her voice.
"Don't know Temari, I must say though, it's been waaaayyy too fun leading the pretty boy, his pet cat and those weird summons of theirs throughout the city. Won't you agree Shikamaru?" Naruto asked as he sat with Hinata on their couch.
"Hmm….. I don't know why you would do that Naruto, rather than outright going to their faces and just telling them." Shikamaru replied as he stifled a yawn while his head rested in his wife's lap as she twiddled with his hair.
It was quite past dinner, everyone else had already gone to bed, his other wives having taken a reinforced shadow clone with them. Their previous encounters bringing a shade of red to match Kurama's fur right to his cheeks.
"Anything else interesting happen in town?"
"Kakashi said he had a little confrontation when he met the Governor-Genera of Fallen Angels today, a guy named Azazel"
Now this was news, Naruto sat up straight, his previous calm demeanour now all but gone.
"It was nothing serious really; he had come in investigating a strange new energy signature in town when he followed Kakashi. He called him out on it. They had a little chat I suppose. We should send out more scouts I think, there is a piece of rogue fallen angels in the area. Along with some stray exorcists." Shikamaru said, as he got up to leave.
Naruto too decided to turn in for the day and got up when a hand grabbed his wrist and pulled him down back on the couch. His head wife on top of him, straddling him.
"And where do you think you are going Hokage-Sama?" she asked seductively, as she planted a long hot kiss on his lips, dominating his tongue with hers. Pulling up from his face, a thin, barely visible line of saliva connecting their lips, she said
"I believe you and I have some unfinished business to attend."
With a long melodramatic sigh, Naruto flipped their positions in no time and brought his mouth down to her sweet spot on the base of her neck, eliciting a low, sensual moan from her.
It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? Naruto thought.
He was in for a long night.
O-O-O
Issei Hyoudou couldn't believe it!
He had a girlfriend!
A real girlfriend, with whom he had spent his first date!
It had been the best way to end the deep monotonous existence of his brief seventeen year old lady less, porn filled life.
Yuuma-Chan was the very embodiment of the word perfect. She had a slender body with a large bust. There she stood, in front of him, in her school uniform, which consisted of a dark red jacket with the letter "P" embroidered in gold, a white undershirt, a red bow, and a green skirt with a thin white strip around the lower end of it.
And while her breasts were nothing like the two great onee-Sama's had, they were nothing to laugh about. It took nearly all of his will not to ogle at them and listen to what she was saying.
"Issei-Kun, I have a request" she said as she got closer to him.
She was close to him now, oh-so-very close….
"Su-Sure! Ask away! Anything for you Yuuma-Chan!"
Issei had the most perverted grin on his face when he saw her lean down towards his face, the heavenly valley between her perfect breasts visible to his eyes in all of their uncensored glory.
"Will you die for me?"
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…
Issei took a step back in confusion as the sweet innocent smile Yuuma sported just a second ago turned into a deadly sneer. Her clothes changed from the cute schoolgirl uniform she just wore to her black Fallen Angel outfit as wings sprouted off from her back and she kicked Issei right in the chin as she flew back off, summoning a light spear in her left hand as she landed a few feet away.
Raynare, now in her true form let out a small tittering laugh as she said,
"Sorry Issei-kun, it was fun while it lasted, it's really a shame that I have to kill you." She looked at the small pink crunchie (AN:/ I dunno what that purple thing is called) that Issei had given her on their date. ""I'll always remember you. If you want to blame someone, blame the gods who put a sacred gear in your body."
And with that, she threw her light spear towards Issei, piercing his heart in one go. He fell down, coughing blood.
A lot of thoughts were going through Issei's mind as he fell. About how he was going to die here, how he never even got to grope a pair of real boobs before he died, how his one true wish of having a harem of beautiful ladies by his side will always remain only that, just a dream.
As he lay there, dying and lamenting in sorrow over such other R rated thoughts and dreams, he saw a girl land beside him.
'Her hair, it's so red….. Just like my blood.'
"Issei Hyoudou, do you wish to live?"
Before Issei could let out a gurgled reply, Raynare, who apparently had yet to flee, spoke from a distance.
"Aaahh…. Yes…. I see, the crimson princess of ruin….. Master did say something like this might happen, sorry Rias Gremory, but that boy cannot be allowed to be reincarnated into a devil."
As if on cue, about twenty or so rogue priests landed around the group, ready to attack at a moment's notice.
Rias, who was kneeling beside Issei, grit her teeth in frustration. If she were alone here, these all would be no more of issue than cannon fodder. But with an injured and dying Issei right here, she couldn't be sure if she would be able to protect and fight at the same time. And the perv needed to be reincarnated now, or else it would be too late for him.
A light spear made their way towards the duo, Rias spread her wings and became ready to fly away from its trajectory, or brace herself from its impact.
But apparently neither was needed as the blonde she had been trailing for the past few days suddenly appeared in front of her and grabbed the light spear with his left hand and destroyed it! She then got a good look at his hand, which was bathing in some sort of orange flames covered by purple armour.
(AN: / just imagine Naruto's hand which punched Toneri covered with Susanoo armour.)
Unknown to everyone present, Naruto and Shikamaru had been tailing the group from the very beginning, masking their own presence.
"Now now, fallen angel-San, we can't have you skewering the younger sister of a Maou like a kebab can we? So I'll be polite and ask you and your lackeys to leave, before anyone here gets hurt."
Shikamaru looked at Naruto and motioned towards Issei, who surprisingly was still breathing. Rias has used the time she had got to perform the very basic of first aid and was in midst of reincarnating him into a devil now, he surprisingly took all eight of her pawn pieces.
"Well, more hurt than they already are."
Raynare who had suddenly become intimidated by the arrival of the two new young devils took a step back. These two were not your run of the mill devils, she could see that much. The blonde in front of her had a similar aura to that of Azazel, he might look all cheerful and sunny, but he just had that commanding battle hardened aura that practically screamed obey.
This was not clear to the rogue priests around because they charged towards him, head on. Honestly, what were these guys thinking? Did they have a death wish?
Raynare was proven right in her assumption because even before they had even taken a total of five steps towards him, half of them were pierced with spears extending from their own shadows.
"Kage Nui No Jutsu, Success."
"My turn." Was all Naruto said, as he charged up a Rasengan and vanished in a crimson flash. Not even a second later, the remaining priests were dead, each with a gaping hole through their chests. Ignoring the fallen angel, who had decided to hightail, Naruto turned behind and looked at Rias, giving off his same equivalent to a thousand light bulbs smile as he helped her stand up.
"And finally, we meet, Rias-san. The name's Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto."
Aaaaannnnnndddd cut!
Evil cliff-hanger no jutsu! Mwahahahaha!
I think that there has been some confusion regarding the pairings as of the second chapter. So I will have to make this clear. Apart from the girls I Naruto's harem mentioned in the last chapter, all other pairings from the Narutoverse are canon. Also I have been thinking of adding Akeno to the Harem from HighSchoolDxD universe as well. Review your thoughts on that.
On a completely unrelated note, I had a weird idea of pairing when I was reading a NarutoxHarry Potter crossover fic the other day.
NarutoxCho Chang!
If anyone knows any fics regarding this pairing, do tell me. I would like to explore and read about those.
It is the Holiday season people. I have captured a lot of snow bunnies from the wild, every time you deny me a review, one of these snow bunnies will die. So in the spirit of holidays for the sake of Snow bunnies, Read and review!
