21 Questions with the Originals

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The Bonnie and Kol Edition

Mischeifandmagic: Thank you, Kol for wanting to do another interview

"Your welcome" Kol winked.

Mischeifandmagic: When is Bonnie coming here?

"KOL WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S ASHES!" Bonnie cried as she came into the room.

"Well my lovely Bonnie this nice lady wants to do an interview with us. I assumed you wouldn't want to do it so I opted for leverage" Kol explained.

Mischeifandmagic: Hi I'm-

"Don't care" Bonnie interrupted before turning to Kol, "Give them back NOW!" Bonnie cried.

"Only if you do the quiz and you haven't got any witch powers anymore to zap me with. It's just a few questions"

"Fine" she sighed.

Mischeifandmagic: Now that's sorted let's begin...

1, Are you aware that you two are a popular ship?

"Yes but I don't know why" Bonnie shrugged.

"It's because we have chemistry" Kol wiggled his eyebrows.

"Eww!" Bonnie shuddered.

"You can't deny it there's something between us" Kol stated confidently.

"Hate?" came the sarcastic reply.

"Lust" Kol answered.

Bonnie looked like she was about to thump him.

Mischeifandmagic: Next Question.

2, What do you think of each other?

"Evil, sadistic, sarcastic, idiotic arsehole!" Bonnie listed.

"You hurt my feelings" Kol mocked.

"I didn't know you had any" came the retort.

Mischeifandmagic: Let Kol answer the question

"I think she's self righteous, judgmental but strong. She takes no crap" Kol answered honestly.

After a few awkward moments I moved on to the next question.

3, If you could change your name, would you change it and what would you change it to?

"Kol is the best name ever. Why would I want to change it?" Kol answered.

"If I had to change it I'd change it to Amy, I've always liked that name" Bonnie sighed.

"I like your name the way it is" Kol commented.

"Thank you...I guess"

4, What is the biggest, dirtiest lie you've told someone?

"I can't tell you that!" Bonnie seemed horrified.

Mischeifandmagic: None's gonna see it! I promise that I'll cut this bit out

"We're at the Grill, someone might overhear" Bonnie noticed.

Mischeifandmagic: Why did you pick the Grill?

"Because Klaus wants to kill for ruining his chances with Caroline" Kol told me.

Mischeifandmagic: He's still upset about that?

"Your on his list"

Mischeifandmagic: He has a list?

"Can we get back to the questions?" Bonnie urged.

Mischeifandmagic: Sure, so are you going to answer it?

"OK", Bonnie reluctantly agreed, "Once I told Elena and the others that something had been deactivated when it wasn't"

Mischeifandmagic: Do you mean the weapon at the end of Season 1?

"Yes"

"I lie all the time" Kol shrugged.

"What a shocker" Bonnie rolled her eyes.

5, What is your favourite part about each other?

"Umm...I like your accent" Bonnie admitted shyly.

Kol seemed to perk up at this.

"Oh really?" he smirked, "Well I would tell you want I like about you but then Mishcheifandmagic here would have to make this fanfiction an M"

Bonnie rolled her eyes.

"Take it as a compliment sweetheart" Kol advised.

6, What is that one quality that you would want to be remembered for?

"My hotness" Kol answered with a smug smirk on his face.

"My kindness"

7, Have you read some of the fanfiction about you two?

"I don't like to read fanfiction's about myself" Bonnie shook her head.

"I've read a few" Kol admitted.

"What were they about?" Bonnie asked innocently.

"You and me having-"

Mischeifandmagic: I think it's time we move to the next question!

8, Do you think all these stories from romance novels could ever come true?

"No" Bonnie said, "It's fun to read about but most of it's rubbish"

"Do porno's count as a romantic novel?"

"No!"

"Then I haven't read one"

9, Do you miss being a witch?

"Yes, it's part of who I am so yes" Bonnie nodded.

"I don't miss it" Kol admitted.

"I bet you don't"

10, What is the craziest thing you have ever done?

"Properly bring Jeremy back to life"

"Are you still going out with him?" Kol randomly asked.

"What if I am?" Bonnie seemed amused by his interest.

"Just curious" he shrugged.

11, Do you ever think about each other?

"If you think I'm answering that, your crazy" Bonnie protested.

Mischeifandmagic: Please!

"Do you want your Grandma's ashes or not?" Kol added.

"I think about him when he's caused trouble and I have to deal with him" Bonnie answered.

Mischeifandmagic: Are you being honest?

"OK, I think about him in the shower sometimes" Bonnie blushed.

Kol looked like he'd just won the lottery.

"Really my little witch!" Kol beamed.

Mischeifandmagic: What about you Kol?

"I think about her whenever I sleep with someone"

"That disgusting" Bonnie winced.

"But you like it"

Bonnie didn't say anything.

12, How did you feel when she let you die?

"I felt like it was the end of the world" Kol answered solemnly.

Bonnie looked a little guilty.

13, When was the last time you laughed so hard that your stomach hurt?

"When that baby threw up on Klaus...that was really funny" Kol chuckled.

"Caroline got so drunk that she thought I was Tinkerbell " Bonnie smiled.

"Who's that?" Kol asked.

"She's a Fairy"

"A what?" Kol looked confused.

"Never mind"

14, If were married to each other do you think you'd be happy?

"I'm not the marrying type" they said together.

They looked at each other for a few moments.

"Well that works out quite nicely then, doesn't it?" Kol said still looking in her eyes.

"I suppose it does" Bonnie responded.

Mischeifandmagic: Can we move on please?

"Good idea" Bonnie sighed.

15, What do you think of each other's appearances?

"I think she's hot" Kol nodded looking her up and down.

"I suppose he doesn't look that bad" Bonnie agreed reluctantly.

Mischeifandmagic: That bad?

"Well maybe he looks quite nice"

"Bonnie Bennett are you calling me hot?"

"No" she lied.

16, Are there any specific personality traits you would like to see in your life partner?

"Well first of all she's got to be good looking" Kol stated like it was obvious, "Smart, strong, kind of like the girl sitting next to me"

"He's got be smart, kind and-" Bonnie began.

"Makes your heart stop?" Kol guessed.

"Yeah" Bonnie nodded looking mesmerised for a few seconds.

Mischeifandmagic: Guys!

"Continue"

17, Would you change your ways to be with someone?

"Depends on the guy" Bonnie answered.

"She'd have to be really special"

18, What were you like when you were a kid?

"I was so cute when I was a kid, being the troublesome child" Kol told us proudly.

"I was obsessed with Charlie Chaplin" Bonnie laughed, "Crazy I know"

"I think it's cute" he said to Bonnie.

"Who's Charlie Chaplin?" Kol whispered in my ear.

"A comedian" I whispered back.

"I can hear you know" Bonnie chuckled.

19, If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?

"I wouldn't change anything about you" Kol said.

"Really?" Bonnie seemed surprised.

Mischeifandmagic: Only two more questions left

20, What do you think of Kol?

"What do I think of Kol?" Bonnie repeated, "Well, I think on the surface he's an immature bully but- I think there is some humanity in him"

Mischeifandmagic: How'd you figure?

"Well he loves his siblings, he looked hurt when his Mum and Finn betrayed them. He loves his family even if he pretends he doesn't care"

"I didn't know you noticed that" Kol mumbled.

21, What do you think of Bonnie?

"I think she's full of strength and light" Kol answered.

"Kol shut up" Bonnie cried before she began kissing him passionately.

Suddenly romantic music sprang up from nowhere.

Mischeifandmagic: Where's that music coming from?

They parted and looked at me.

"This is TV land remember" Bonnie reminded me before she got back to snogging Kol.

Mischeifandmagic: Of course, well I'll be leaving

No answer.

Mischeifandmagic: You may never see me again

No answer.

Mischeifandmagic: And I'm gone

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