Title:Wedding Day
Fandom: Detective Conan
Genre: Humor
Rated: T
Pairing: Heiji x Kazuha
Author: kitty-chan
Disclaimer o' mine:I own DC, not! No I don't own it, only in my dreams that could happen unless I find a blood link to me and Aoyama-sama.
Summary: Never insult anyone on their wedding day, it's just not propper.
A western styled wedding, that was what she wanted and he knew better than to argue-more or less- with that ponytailed girl.
So here was Hattori Heiji slightly fidgeting on waiting upon the arrival of his almost-bride.
The time seemed to slow down in a very agonizing pace.
Tick tock.
Tick tock.
Tick tock.
After approximately 30 agonizingly slow seconds the tune "here comes the bride" was played everyone turned to the entrance where they met the sight of a lovely Kazuha in a sparkling white wedding dress, hair down and silver trinkets adorned her.
Heiji gaped. He knew she was pretty but who would know she could be that damn hot! But he'll never tell that outright.
On the other hand, Kazuha, with a really bright smile, walked on the isle, with her father beside her.
When the bride got to the groom and they both were in front of the priest to bind them in holy matrimony…
"What took you so long?" asked -in a soft voice- a slightly agitated Heiji.
Kazuha looked at him, "This is our wedding day and your asking me that!" she responded in a loud whisper.
He snorted almost silently "You don't need to do anything with yourself…" Kazuha felt touched until he continued "I married you 'coz I already know your never gonna be prettier."
Kazuha felt a vein pulsing.
"So don't waste time by being vain." Heiji whispered.
Why was she marrying him again?
"Do you Toyama Kazuha take Hattori Heiji as your lawfully wedded husband?" the priest asked oblivious to the bride and groom's conversation.
She glared at the priest then Heiji.
"Me! Marry that Aho? Never!" she answered irritated crossing her arms on her chest ignoring him.
Everyone gasped, looked shock and had funny faces especially Heiji and Kazuha's parents.
"What!" their parents shouted together as if it has been practiced.
Kazuha and Heiji just glared at each other.
Their parents pulled them away while giving out silent apologies.
After the 15-minute lecture Heiji and Kazuha went back in front of the altar now a bit calmed but Kazuha went beside the priest and whispered something.
The priest looked back at her silently asking if he was really going to do it. She nodded slightly and kneeled beside Heiji.
Heiji just shot her a confused look.
"Hattori Heiji do you take Toyama Kazuha to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"Yea." was his response while nodding slightly wondering, wasn't the priest suppose to ask Kazuha first.
The priest inhaled deeply.
"Now do you Toyama Kazuha take…" the priest paused for a while before continuing "this Aho to be your lawfully wedded husband?" the priest gave an exasperated sigh.
"Yes." Kazuha answered smugly.
Heiji gaped along with everyone especially their parents-again-.
Never insult anyone on wedding day, especially when that someone has the guts to tell the priest to call you an Aho.
A/N: So was that good? bad? any comments? PLease! Your reviews will let me know what I need to improve so...
Review, please and thank you...
