Hey everybody! It's been a while since I updated Instances! Ehm…Sorry about that. Well, nonetheless, here is a new chapter. Hopefully you guys find it funny!

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October 9, in some year in the beautiful village of Konoha. Everyone was content, peaceful, calm, and in no way plotting some evil way to drive a younger brother insane, get past extremely strict parents to go to a party, and hide the fact that there is a dead body in a closet. Except one Itachi Uchiha, the thirteen year old self-proclaimed prodigy of the Uchiha clan, captain of the ANBU group, rebellious teenager, homicidal maniac (although no one knows….), bipolar, and extremely girly looking. He was currently plotting some way to get to a really big party down in Rain Country held by some group called the Akatsuki. He had gotten an invite last week and thinking about some way to get past his parents and make his little brother, Sasuke's, life miserable. Wasn't that what all thirteen year old older brothers did?

Also, he had a dead body in his closet. It was of his friend or cousin, Shisui Uchiha. Itachi chuckled darkly at the thought of his deceased cousin.

"Now how can I achieve the following goals?" He said pulling out a list. On the top in big bold letters, with flowers around as a border, it said Itachi's Goals For Today. On the list in flowing cursive, were five goals:

1. Torment Sasuke

2. Go to party

3. Find some way to hide dead body not in his closet

4. Be rebellious to Tou-san and Kaa-san

5. Torment Sasuke

He studied the list with a smirk growing on his face. He knew just what to do.

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Somewhere else in the village, inside a strange dome shaped building that said Academy, a young boy with dark hair in shape of a duck's ass, was throwing shruiken at a doll. The reason he could do this, was because he was at a ninja academy where a whole bunch of little kids got sharp weapons to throw at things. No one ever really wondered why there were only two teachers left in the Academy.

Anyways, the duck ass hair dude, whose name was Sasuke, was throwing pointed metal stars at a tree. There were other children around him who were throwing the shuriken as well, but most of them were missing their trees. In fact, one hyperactive blonde boy in an orange jumpsuit kept throwing his metal stars at the blue haired teacher, Mizuki. Of course it was just an accident that most of the whiskered child's shuriken kept trimming the instructor's hair. Sasuke suddenly shivered as tingling feeling went down his spine. For some odd reason, he had the feeling that he shouldn't go home tonight. Not that he would listen to his feelings, though because Kaa-san was making cookies!

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Later on that night, Sasuke came home near midnight because that blonde haired, whiskered, clad in an orange jumpsuit, and is a prankster had mocked his famous Uchiha-glare which Sasuke had learnt from his older brother. Naruto, the orange wearing ninja-wannabe, had proclaimed that his glare made him look like there was a stick up his butt and was constipated. So of course, Sasuke had to go beat him up. Because that is what people do when they are the top student in the class and then the said person gets mocked at. They beat the offender up. It had taken him nearly six hours to find the said offender and catch him to finally give him one punch before the prankster began laughing and running away again, and starting the whole chase over again, but whatever! Sasuke looked up to the sky as he walked home. He glanced at the moon as was surprised to see it full. 'Wasn't it a full moon last week?' He had looked down again and didn't see the person crouching precariously on a thin wooden post way up in the air.

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Itachi was having fun. He had put Shisui's body in Sasuke's closet, therefore freeing me of all blame and had stolen his father's beer. He loved beer. Now for the second part of his awesome plan. It was time to play Piñata with a stick and hit random people with it. Itachi had found a stick in his room that was shinny and metal looking and had a sharp point. So, he walked out into the Uchiha compound and starting hitting people while laughing maniacally. People left and right fell down from being hit by his stick.

Itachi then jumped onto a wooden pole way up in the air, and looked around swaying dangerously from the beer. He saw his little brother walking below him a grinned. He should jump on him! Itachi jumped from the pole but miscalculated. Instead of landing on his brother, he broke through the roof of his house and landed on his dad.

"Whoops!" Itachi slurred. "I forgot to play Piñata with you two!"

"Itachi! Did you steal my beer again?" Fugato Uchiha, the clan head and father of Itachi and Sasuke exclaimed.

"So what if I did?" Itachi grinned.

"Itachi Uchiha! You are thirteen and no way old enough or responsible enough to drink yet!" Mikoto Uchiha, Itachi and Sasuke's mom shouted.

"Let's play Piñata!" Itachi cheered swinging his 'stick' and hitting his dad. His dad crumpled to the floor.

"Itachi put down the sword."

"It's a stick!"

"Sword!"

"Stick!"

"Swo- Ack!" Mikoto gasped as her son hit her with the 'stick'.

"Ok. I'm done playing." Itachi turned to go to get his bag and go to the big party when he saw his little brother standing in the doorway with shock on his face.

"Itachi! What did you do? You killed mom and dad!" Sasuke cried throwing a shruiken that somehow managed to circle around and scratch him on the shoulder. He then ran to punch Itachi and managed to run into the end of the sword. Itachi blinked and turned to walk away.

"I'm going to the party and no weak person is going to stand in my way!"

Sasuke being of selective hearing from the insanity inflicted on him from his brother, heard:

"You are weak and in my way!"

He then ran outside for no reason. Itachi had a bag over his shoulder and was walking away.

"Wait, nii-san!" Sasuke screamed. "Why did you it? Why did you destroy the entire clan?"

Itachi pulled an onion from inside his bag and immediately began to cry, but it did make him sober.
"Because they called my hair girly and wouldn't let me go to the party. So I played Piñata with them." Itachi sent Sasuke a video through his mind using the Sharingan, the infamous kekai genkai, about him playing Piñata with the clan and left to go to Akatsuki for the big party.

Sasuke's elective hearing heard this:

"You are too weak. Hate me, and try to destroy me using these eyes by killing your best friend." Sasuke fell unconscious watching Itachi kill everyone over and over again. Sadly, Itachi forgot to turn off the repeat button in his mind when he sent the video to Sasuke. So the video kept playing over and over again until the memory ran out of energy. Which was three days later.

By that time, Sasuke was officially insane, although no one caught it, Itachi had gone to his party and somehow joined the group Akatsuki without remembering why from being to plastered, the Sandiame had even more reason to suspect that October 10 was the worst day in history, and an orange wearing blonde haired boy was secretly following a blue haired around throwing shruiken at his now messed up hairstyle.

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How was it? It seemed a bit too random, but hopefully people enjoy reading it. My next update probably won't take as long as it did to make this fic, but I make no promises. Until next time!

Key:

Tou-san= Father

Kaa-san= Mother

Sandiame= 3rd hokage