Welcome back to Know Your COs! WE will tell you now that the fic will be updated every 2-3 days under normal circumstances, so WE have time to get any ideas. Sorry WE haven't updated, WE had a trip to Philly yesterday and a Family picnic today. As you can guess, WE'VE been busy. Anyway, WE do not own A.W or K.Y.S, and WE also no longer own the voice… that sucks…

Max

After several lawsuits about Jake appearing on 'The Simpsons', the KYS studio opened, as Max walked in and sat on the chair.

Max: This doesn't look like the gym…

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars…

Max: Oh boy…

You know what's coming then?

Max: Yeah. And I know what happened to the last guy who tried to escape…

(Shudder) Even I admit I got carried away that time… Now then… Max… He's a professional sniper.

(Courtesy of Yakisoba1234567890)

Max: That is SO not true! Sniping is an idiot's job!

Grit: What was that?

Grit then shoots at Max, but Max dodges every shot.

Grit: Sh$t. Out of ammo. Wait here while I get more. (Leaves.)

Max…his mother is a big fish who eats his nuts.

(Also from Yakisoba1234567890)

Max: No she is not!

Then how do you explain this! (Holds out a picture of…WE'RE not typing that…)

Max: (Nervously) It's a fake! A lie, like all of the other things you said!

No it isn't.

Max: Yes it is!

No it isn't.

Max: Yes it is!

Yes it is…

Max: No it isn't! Sh$t! I mean…

Hah! It's too late. I've got it recorded!

Max: D'oh!

Max…he's wearing Anchor Arms from Spongebob Squarepants.

Max: No I'm not! These are real muscles, you see! (Flexes, but they fall off.)

Hahaha! I must be lucky today or something! This is too much! Hahaha!

Max: I'm gonna kill you!

Then suddenly, Grit comes back with a bazooka.

Grit: I told you I'd be back. (Aims.) Dodge this.

He fires, and Max explodes into millions of little pieces.

Now you know Max, the spawn of a nut-eating fish who became an Anchor Arm-wearing sniper and is now a bunch of little bits.

That's it. Hope you enjoyed it! Next up is Sami! Please R&R! No flames.

(A/N: No COs were harmed in the making of this chapter. Except Max. He felt a big load of pain.)