Lady Ai: Hello there! Thank you to all my lovely reviewers! You guys keep reviewing me and that's how this story keeps getting updated (as do the rest of my stories) Anyway, I got inspired! Woo!
Yami Ai: Would you get on with it? You're gonna lose the inspiration if you keep babbling.
Lady Ai: OH MY RA! You're right /kisses Yami/ You gonna have to deal with that for tonight, ok?
Yami Ai: Awww...Ok, fine. What if I wait up for you?
Lady Ai: Yami...you're not gonna get laid tonight so stop asking me...
Vampire Hearts
Chapter 3: Mai Valentine, the Vampire Temptress
Author POV
Crash
Bang
Slam
Yami looked at the door, eyebrow raised. 'What the hell is he doing?' Yami kept hearing glass breaking and wood smashing.
"THAT FILTHY WHORE! HOW DARE SHE DO THAT?"
Yami eye's widened a bit. 'A whore? What the hell is he talking about?'
"Boss, calm down, please. I'm sure we'll catch her at some point. For now, why don't you just have some tea?"
"YOU CAN GO SHOVE THAT TEA CUP DOWN YOUR THROAT! FUCK OFF! DON'T TOUCH ME!"
Yami then saw the door open and in came a rage filled Shintaro. Yami flinched when he saw a fist come at him but the fist actually just hit the wall behind him. Yami looked up and Shintaro. "No food today, we're out of bread."
"Hey, what happened?" Yami asked. He was trying to be civilized, if he does then that means they'd give him more food the next time. Shintaro smirked and spit at the floor. "Why, Yami, I din't knew you cared!"
"Just get on with it. Might as well make small talk, I'm bored to death."
"Fine, if you must pry." Shintaro took a seat on the floor infront of Yami. He took out a cig and offered one to Yami, to which he said no. Shintaro shrugged and lit up. "There's this girl, she's really good in bed. I liked her for it and I've been paying her for a year now and today I asked for her hand in marriage."
"How'd she look like." Yami was a bit disgusted but shrugged it off. "Oh, she has brown hair and brown eyes. She looks so innocent but she can be wild. She told me, after I asked, that she was in love with her co-worker. Then she slapped the ring out of my hand and slammed the door behind her. What a bitch, eh?"
Yami rolled his eyes and shrugged. "Alright, that enough to keep you from dying? Good, cuz I need a drink badly." After that, Shintaro left, leaving Yami in the room alone again but now with the scent of smoke in there. He also had dropped the engagment ring but Yami didn't notice that until after he was going to die of boredom again.
Xx Vampire Hearts xX
"Ah crap!" Joey yelled as he felt himself slipping from the rope. Everyone on the other side tried to pull him up, holding the rope but Joey seemed to heavy. 'How in the world did everyone get up there, no problem, but I can barely get off the ground?' Joey thought.
Flashback
After giving it much thought, Ryou thought up of a plan to get up. He reached into his bag and brought out a rope. He grabbed his dagger and tied it to one end of the rope. "Stand atleast ten feet away from me, alright guys. I had an idea." Everyone ran away when the saw the rope and the dagger dangling to one end.
Ryou started to twirl the rope, dagger flying in the air. He then threw it up toward the hole above. On the other side of the hole, you can see a dagger flying upword and then hitting the ground hard. The dagger got stuck by a rock and was dugged in deep in the ground.
Ryou pulled three times on the rope, making sure it's tight. Then, like a snake, he crawled up to the other side. He stuck down his head through the hole. "You guys coming?"
Everyone rushed up quickly and without struggle. But then it was Joey's turn and everyone now knew the reason why he FAILED his Phisycal Education class.
In the line helping to pull the rope up with Joey, in order from closet to the hole to farthest, was Yugi, Ryou, Bakura and Seto.
Kaiba had enough of this tug-o-war. He let go of the rope, making Bakura almost trip (he wasn't really helping so when Seto let go, Bakura was forced to put weight on pulling).
Kaiba walked up to the whole and bent down. Bakura couldn't help but watch but then someone stomped on his foot. "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I step on your foot?" Ryou's innocent voice floated to 'Kura's ears. It was way to innocent.
Kaiba reached down to grab Joey's hand but could only grab his hair. Seto yanked up the poor boy by the hair but only a little. Kaiba then grabbed at Joey's neck after getting him pulled up good enough. Soon Kaiba stood up and turned to the rest of the boy's, Joey dangling from his hand. He placed Joey on the ground. "Let's go."
Everyone followed after Kaiba. They walked along a forested area.Yugi spent his time thinking, Bakura and Ryou were talking over things- their lives and what not. Joey and Seto were as well thinking about stuff, Joey 'bout his feelings and Kaiba about what he'd do as the ruler of the vampire community. They were all in their little world when...
"HEY! HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU THEIF!"
"What the hell? I thought I was supposed to be the theif!" Bakura yelled. Everyone tunred to look at him. "Er...what I mean is I used to steal stuff. I swear, I haven't taken anything...yet."
"I SAID STAY, LADY! STOP!"
"NA! NA! YOU CAN'T GET ME, YA NASTY-ASS! OH, HAHAHAHA!"
The gang hid behind some bushes as they saw the people screaming coming to a stop infront of them. There was three. Two of them were vampire policemen (obviously working for Malik's laws). They could tell because they wore yellow leather clothing and on the back of their shirts they had on Malik's sign, which was an encircled triangle with three more smaller circles around the one encasing the triangle.
The one they called a theif was a women. She had long blonde hair and red eyes (A/N: almost all vampires have red eyes in my story. Right now the only exception is Seto (blue eyes), Malik (dark purple) and Shintaro (pure black)). The 'theif' wore a small purple leather skirt and a small, tight, white strapless shirt with a purple colored jean jacket. She wore boots that barely reached her ankles and she had on ripped black fishnet stockings.
The policemen held out their guns. "Give back the food you stole women."
"One: are you really going to shoot a girl? Two: How can you not think about someone in need? I haven't eaten anything in a week, I'm starving!"
"Then work for Malik and you'd get PAID to buy food. Don't steal!"
"Psh, please. I wouldn't work for that crack-head in my life!"
"How dare you spit on the Malik name?"
"Like this: MALIK IS A LOW-LIFE, PIN-HEADED, IDIOTIC LUNATIC WHO CAN'T GET LAID TO SAVE HIS LIFE FROM A PAPER BAG!"
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" The cops placed down their guns and grabbed at their daggers. The ran toward the women but right as they got near her, she jumped um and twirled in the air- landing perfectly on her two feet. "How can you attack a defenseless girl?"
"Then bring out your weapons and fight us like a real vamp."
They heard her curse to herself, she had left her weapons at her house. "Aw, that's to bad. You're gonna have to come with us now for stealing and now for talking bad about our ruler." She growled and snapped her fangs. "I don't need my ra damn weapons! I can use my own strength!" The women pulled back her left arm and the gang saw as her nails grew. She ran at them, the gang barely catching her moves, and was fast enough to scratch one of the policemen badly on the arm.
His partner grabbed his gun and started to shoot at the women. The women was to slow to move out of the way but somebody grabbed her away just in time.
Since Joey had to live with his drunk gun-wielding father, he'd known how to dodge bullets and how to take one if he'd actually get shot. So when he saw the instant the policeman reached for his gun, Joey ran out of the bush and grabbed the blonde theif away.
Seto, being the protective boyfriend, ran after Joey. Seto had pulled out two of his guns and held it toward the two policemen.
"Leave this women alone or die by the order of Malik."
The policemen dropped their weapons and stared wide-eyed at the blue eyed boy. "Your highness (A/N: in more ways than one) we had heard rumor that you were dead! We're sorry, we shall be leaving now!" With that they ran off, tripping all over themselves.
With Joey and the blonde theif...
"I'm sorry I pushed you like that but it was necessary." Joey got off the ground and gave out a hand to help her up. She grabbed the hand and brushed off. "It's ok, I forgive you. Thanks for saving me!" She smiled, showing off her fang.
"Er, um. My name's Joey. What's yours?"
The gang got out from the bushes and walked to meet the blonde theif. Seto had managed to steal some daggers from the policemen, they dropped them.
"Nice to meet ya Joey. My name is Mai Valentine."
Seto looked up and Mai. "Valentine? The vampire temptress? What the hell are you doing here?" He glared at Mai. "You guys know each other?"
Seto grunted. "Yeah, Malik would often pay her."
"For his pleasure?" asked Bakura.
"You can say that."
Mai laughed. "I remember you! You were the high priest. Malik would pay me to screw you and he'd watch." Seto blushed and turned his face away from the rest to see. Bakura, Ryou and Yugi giggled while Joey just raised his eyebrow.
"How was he?"
Mai, Yugi, Bakura, Ryou and Seto stopped and turned to look at Joey, their eyes wide. Mai smiled. "He can probably do better, I guess."
Changing the topic really fast...
"Valentine, you didn't answer my question. What are you doing here?" Mai smirked. "I got out of jail for good behavior a year ago, you know that. Anyway, Malik had sent me to go find Yami but I got side tracked when I met this girl at the library a month ago. She was so beautiful, I had to take her for my own. But now, she's gone missing and I have to find her. I suspect it's Malik's doing."
Joey thought about what she said. "How'd the girl look like?"
"She had long brown hair and brown eyes. It was this love at first sight thing and she accepted to come live with me in the vampire community. Why do you ask?"
Everyone looked at Joey. "My sister went missing around a month ago but it can be a coincedense. What's her name?"
"Serenity Wheeler."
Lady Ai: Oh! So that's how I work Serenity in there. What a...um, creative pair I guess you can say. Didn't count on that to happen. /sweatdrop/
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