A/Note: Ack! I used a blue pen to write this!!! GRRR!!!!! J Sorry the parts are so short, depends how long the scene is.

Part 2

            "I just can't believe Spike is still after Buffy! Can't he take a hint? I mean it's obvious she doesn't like him-"

            "It is?" Anya asked distractedly. " I always thought they were just perfect together, I mean with all the foreplay and all… of course people always have told me I have a twisted mind… you don't think I have a twisted mind do you?"

            "I mean Spikes a jerk, Buffy would never get together with him, I mean the guy jerks off in his crypt naked alone… doing pushups, and I swear he had a tape playing with sound affects as well!" Xander shook his head.

            Anya cocked her head to the side, "Why were you in Spikes Crypt?"

            "Looking for Buffy."

            "At Spikes?"

            "Just wanted to find out if he knew where she might be."

            "This was when Buffy was invisible right?"

            "Yeah, he said he hadn't seen her."

            "Of course he hadn't seen her, she was invisible… did you actually see a tape player?"

            "Well no, I didn't think to look at the time, come to think of it when he started doing actual pushups there was a louder shriek…"

            "I don't see what that proves, and what happened to the tape player when you were talking? Did it magically turn off?"

            "I wasn't paying attention to that… he kept swatting at his back and his earlobe kept flipping around… he seemed real fidgety."

            Anya rolled her eyes. "Oh really, you were saying earlier you left Buffy's cause you felt that Spike and her were getting to close, and you might find out something you didn't want to know… what was it you thought you heard Spike say as you left?"

            "Well, I'm not sure if it is what he said… but I think it was something about him kicking Buffy out."

            "You really _are dense Xander!" Anya sighed and crossed out two names on the guest list and switched their seating arrangements.

            "What do you mean dense?"

            "Her, I'll put it simply: Buffy invisible, you looking for Buffy, Spike having sex with air." Anya shook her finger at him. "Even more simply: Buffy and Spike table three."

            "Uh what?"

            "The wedding arrangements… you know, where people seat."

            "No… are you saying Buffy… and Spike?"

            "Yes as if it hasn't been obvious enough."

            "Why would Spike kick Buffy out though?"

            "If you could put anything together at all, Spike loves Buffy, Buffy went over there because being invisible she was free from us knowing. She had sex with him, then you arrived, and after you left Spike must have realized that sex was all she wanted, and that if she wanted him around she was going to have to care for him… At least that's what it seems like… you care for me emotionally, right?"

Xander blinks after Anya finishes speaking. His Fiancé stares at him expectantly but Xander was to astonished to say anything for a few seconds. "Right, of course!" Xander nodded, then paused. "How'd you know the Spike thing?"

"It's only reasonable."

            "But it's Spike! And Buffy! Together!"

            "And a little something called foreplay comes to mind when you watch them interact." Anya pointed out as the Magic Box shop door opened the little bell rang.

            "Uh, hey guys." Tara smiled timidly from the door.

            "Hey Tara… looking for something magical? Maybe spells of some sort?" Anya asked smiling.

            Tara shook her head. "No, I- I came to ask how Willows been."

            "She's having a hard time but she hasn't done a spell since the night after you left I think she'll be okay." Xander replied.

            "Hey, what do you think about Buffy and Spike?" Anya spoke up excitedly.

            "Oh uh, they make a cute couple… he's a little odd for me though… if I were straight that is." Tara replied.

            "Why am I the last one to get this?" Xander wondered aloud.

            "Because you're not really very smart." Anya replied taping his shoulder comfortingly.

            Xander turned to look at her blinking. Tara clamped her mouth shut to keep from laughing.

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