Disclaimer: in one chapter i'm definately not going to suddenly gain ownership of this stuff.
Bella Alice Edward
Luke, i am your father.
I'm Bella.
Are you sure?
Fairly.
I think you need a new name..
...Yoda.
Too old.
THE HULK!
Um, no Bella no. What is it about random green creatures?
They camouflage!
I see...
Let's search for names on google!
HAHAHAH.
What?
I just saw what we are going to search for!
:o
-types in 'Alice pornstar'-
That was fast..
Vampire, remember?
WHAT? I thought you were Batman.
I'm not a man... or a bat.
Sure you aren't .
..Names?
Alice SPRINGS! Hahaha!
ZOMG, I'M A PLACE!
And a pornstar!
Yaaay, I'm cool. :)
DO ME NOW!
Bella, you know how wrong that sounds on so many different levels...
DO ME DO ME!
-types in 'Bella pornstar'-
HOLY SHIT. BELLA MARIE WOLF. Someone stole my name. Except then they changed Swan to Wolf.
Are you sure that's not really you?
Yes, I am sure. My naked pictures never made it to the internet! Hey, I guess now we're enemies and Edward can't be with me -cries-
Shun the wolf!
Hey, but at least I'm hot!
-pretends to touch Bella- ouch, that you are.
Hey, maybe one day I'll be promoted to a unicorn!
Yes, then you can be HORNy!
We're punny.
Anyway, we don't have to be enemies, we're pornstar buddies!
Yay, I've always wanted a pornstar buddy. Ever since I was castrated.
What?
Woops, sorry. I meant ever since I was born.
Oh.
Edward must join ussssssss. We must recruit all and take over the world with our hypothetical pornstar ways!
Oooh, I like this idea. Do we get to go shopping for outfits?
No silly, pornstars don't NEED outfits!
Hehe. Okay, but whatever you do, don't wear your 'outfit' to school. It is likely that Mike Newton will.. um.. enjoy himself.
HE'S A PERV!
No you're a perv.
Only when it's concerning Edward.
Oooh, he's curious about this, he'll come through the door in a few seconds.
Bella?
Yes Edwin?
Um I forgot. MARRY ME?
I already did. And that's why you need to join our elite squad of pornstars.
Um, what? -reads Alice's mind- OH. Do I have to?
Edwin must obey!
Well okay then.
-types in 'Edward pornstar'-
I dob thee Ed Powers!
Hmm, I suppose that's not too bad...
Not too bad? QUICK, FIND ANOTHER ONE.
No no, I meant, it's terrible!
Much better.
So, if I'm Ed Powers, does that mean I can be in some cheesy British film about a dorky spy guy with glasses that has an obsession with 'shagging' any girl he meets?
Nooooo! You're mine.
..We need a group name.
Yeah, any group of pornstars determined to take over the world deserve a name!
We beith team porn!
Okay, that's a name easy enough for me to remember, even with my bad human memory!
Team porn. Fabulous.
Hey, where's all the enthusiasm?
Your mom.
Yeah, I spose she is pretty enthusiastic about stuff.
Damn, that didn't work.
It's okay, we still love you!
Speak for yourself.
:o
My pornstar senses are tingling.
OH, I don't wanna know. Go get Jasper or something!
That's not what I meant. Anyway, my pornstar senses are telling me that we MUST buy outfits.
But –
Some leather perhaps?
Then I can smell like shoes too!
What?
My name is Bella Marie Wolf and I live in a giant shoe!
Can another person fit?
Define person.
Little wrinkly green creature with big bat ears and a walking stick.
Yoda is not a person...
Huh? I was describing you, Edward!
It was a very accurate description!
Gee thanks. -sulks-
To the mall we go!
You see, this one time, me and my friend izzy got bored so we typed our names + pornstar into google. We found some random pornstars' names an now we have team porn names ;D. I am marli jane and she is isabel ice s2, & there is also courtney devine and jessica drake.
