I can't believe I got so many reviews... For two chapters! That are less than 1,000 words total! You guys made me so happy I'm updating... :3 Even if I personally don't think this is that good of a story... *Self depression* Oh well, then! Please enjoy! Did I put the disclaimer in?

I won nothing: Disclaimer for all chapters.

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Tamaki's mouth flew open when he saw a beautiful waterfall falling into a crystal blue lake- or rather pond, because it was probably only about twenty feet across. He smiled, and looked down at himself. He was wearing a plain white T-shirt- That was now covered in dirt and dried sea water- and a pair of loose black shorts that came down to his knee's. Which were in the same poor condition as his shirt.

"Hassy, I used to be an excellent swimmer! Here, take a seat and I'll show you!" Tamaki gently laid the bird on a branch. The bird cocked his head, before croaking out, "Swimmer!" Tamaki's eye's welled up with tears of happiness, and if the bird had hands, he would've clasped them in his own. Tamaki settled for jumping up and down like a fangirl.

"You can talk! A talking parrot! I have my very own talking parrot~! Oh, happy day! Hassy, say another word!" Tamaki awaited eagerly for the bird to say something, but the bird kept cocking it's head in confusion. "Come on now, say another word! Don't be shy, no one's here to judge you!"

Silence.

"I-I guess... I guess it was too soon to push you that far... But oh well... I guess... I'll just swim alone..." Tamaki's stomach grumbled once more. "Oh right, in my haste I forgot how hungry I was... Come one Hassy, our search for food begins!" Tamaki picked the bird up, and ran off into the forest. His eye's scanned th floor for any fallen fruits. He began seeing many banana's and he squeeled, finally looking up. He saw a hunched over creature with black fur chewing on some.

"Hassy! Would you look at that- A monkey! Oh boy, I'll get to have my very own monkey!"

The creature stood up, and turned around, eye's glaring.

"Who the hell are you calling a monkey?" He'd heard that familiar voice before.

"HARUHI~!" Tamaki began crying- again. He raced over and embraced her tightly. She was growing more and more irritated by the second. "Oh dearest me! I'm not alone anymore! Hooray! My daughter Haruhi lives! She lives!" Haruhi was growing to the point where irritation turned into murderous rage.

She knee'd him in between his legs. Tamaki fell over with a lok of cold hard shock on his face.

"Sorry Sempai, but you were getting to clingy. I woke up here, and wandered off to find food, but I was beginning to get lonely wondering if there was anyone here I'd be able to talk too..." Haruhi looked away. She shoved her hands into her black shorts. Her black tank top was covered in mud.

"Oh Haruhi! We're all alone in this island! We'll have to survive based on your commoner's survival skills! But don't worry, Hassy here will keep us company!" Tamaki gestured to the bird.

"...Hell?" The bird squaked. Tamaki squeeled. "He speaks again!" The bird looked at Tamaki. "Hell swimmer?" Tamaki was bouncing with joy. Haruhi sighed.

"I'm going off to find any trace of human life. You can... Teach your bird stuff..." Tamaki was about to protest but she was already gone.

Tamaki sulked, patting the birds head. "At least I have you Hassy..."

"Go to hell, swimmer," The bird squaked. Tamaki gushed.

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Hope this was good enough for you!