A/N: Here's chapter 3. I'm off to another dreadful family party. Lucky me, it's at a restaurant this time. Aren't I so fortunate? Sheesh . . . review to make this day suck less.
Standard Disclaimer - I will never own Naruto, period.
In Retrospect
3: Rock, Paper, Hn
"Rock . . ."
"Paper . . ."
". . ."
"What the – Sasuke! It's your line!"
"Hn . . . Scissors."
"SHOOT!" Both Naruto and Sakura screamed, and Sasuke just stared blankly as Naruto and Sakura both pulled out . . . .
Paper?
"Ack!" Sakura cried, looking incredulously at Sasuke and his still curled fist from waiting to draw. Not that he really planned to, actually.
"Did he even do anything . . .?" Naruto grumbled, kicking at the asphalt on the playground around their favorite sandbox ( well, Sakura and Naruto's favorite sandbox, Sasuke didn't pick favorites . . . ever) and pouted at Sasuke's lameness in their favorite game.
"Actually, that was just the way l was holding my hand."
"But it looks like a rock. That means you ACTUALLY LOST."
" . . ."
Even Sasuke felt a little ashamed as Sakura high-fived Naruto, who pouted because he felt like Sasuke let him win (which would bug him all day long up to the point of him having random spasmodic outbursts), and Sakura promptly skipped off to tell every single toddler and child on the swing-sets that the great Uchiha Sasuke had finally been beaten.
-Owari-
Who would have guessed that Sasuke could really lose at something like Rock Paper Scissors?
I hope you liked the title. I love that little Sasuke-type word. It's funny . . . . Review please. Wish me luck at the dreaded P.F. Chang's . . . ughosity x 1,000,000,000-infinity.
