Note: Im' soryy it tokk so long. I just heva a lot to did in my lyfe and this is a veri intrusy and hard to writte story because of clomplex characters and polt. Thank four understnd.
"What the FUKC is this noet Carley?" ask Frad.
"Lol idk I just gto it this moorning." me reply.
"Omg who da inferno care le'ts just go and film our showweb!" Sum intrajected.
The sho went on for two horas and we llive spreamed us insert hamssers in our pikn caved. Sems' hammpy choked whily I broked the hammy of me neck. It felt lyke the tym I lost my verginity while raping a baksetbllal american becuz there was lots of squrimng and bllod. We also show us reactping to snuff raep moviez and I was find it hard not to masturbait. Som geva in pretty quick tho. I was conpos. After that end we take traany fro basemeth and made him fuck melon with water. We inject it with extreme AIDS so he about to dy soon sadly...
Moving on. Sam jammed a watter wigler on Freyys'd ick and put a chasty titty belt so now he's constantly arouse when he moved. It'll be extreme funny on school on Mondayylmao.
"That was fun, rite guiz?" myself sayd I.
"Shur Karly. Wl'ee do the mimigrant BME thing very s00n. Then us can force penetart Jew refuuges with kObra sneks and keilbasas." Sammy sai with great excite.
"Yessses! Tthaat sssounnd greettttaa." sad Frad, his weiner schnitzell beign tickle by the water wigglr.
"Well I see you guis tumowwor. Sersly. Go. Now. Gfto." I say ith viogr in my voic.
As they lev, Sem walki norma and Frud walkygn lik he had a bratwurst mit sauerkraut in hies ani, I drop on mi cauch tire. It was very comfy not. Staregn in the celliing, guzlling sulcata semaen I harveste tody, I start to wonder...
OH SHIT SPENCERS GONE.
I re meme beer that notee I got befor and search my aparmen for it. When I find it I red it once agan, becaus it was so borign I forgott half of a third of a half of a half of it. I star in the cell ing beyonce again beca the us leterr scock me so much. Breading heavily I start think smart strateg. I ned to sev my bruder and get er out of Mehcixo. Muria kild d baby and her father dieieieing of pancreaes cance aniwai so I don't think Spencar leafing will affect anybody.
So, is sfart thinkink: Whot shoudl I do? Who is this rm. C. anyway? Is it som kind of an trap? Do they kill want me too? Is it thing some dangerous? No! I can't think like thit. Spoogencer is my frattttttelo and only one of my fam left. Wel extepc of my grand PA, but he change surgical into a basketobal american so I dont' recogniz him as a guman bein'. It probably why we haven't talked in while.
Whyle I was care thiking fully, the phone riiing and someone say:
"What have you done to my daughter?"
"Whoo dis?"
"Oh sorry, wrong number."
I thought that was weird enough but then it ring again!
"Hello, Carly."
"Whoo dis?"
"It's the people who sent you the letter. Have you decided on what you'll do?"
"Hmmhmhmmhmhmhmmmmmmh."
At thit mamenh I didn't knaw whot todo. Irocinaly only a few secnodz latre did I realis the trut. I need Spcerene. I luv him. I mrs. mastarbaiting to him after the rooffie kickes in and his coking. I need him beck, aftarall no body in Mhehxihcho ms. his.
"Ok guyz. I think I wil interview Mr.C."
"Thank you Carly. It means a lot to us. We'll help you get your brother back in return."
"K lol."
As the phune hinged himself with a nose, I thinking. Who si Mr. C? Noh wait i already think about ths. I was think, did I right the make choic? Am me going to regreet thut doing this? I was asking Carl(that's me)ey as a Tesax sized mulatto neggro turd proscribed from myself esteem whole. It stinck but it cool. I called him homes because I like thim. Homes and I had fun of lot, but I ate him becaus he was boring. Later I cummied out my third enema this today. Then I added some strong smerring tabasco to mask the smelll and gave it to a shelter for the por saying it were a meat-chicke mexcan soop. I then went out to make out to outside with some basketball american. There were neno so I fucked som ugly as shit italyan goy in the arseanal.
Anfortunetaluy I had an abort of ions this month so i had to wait for months before I could pop this babyzit. It jsut not the same experienc aborting before it's 8 months old.
I feelingedt debressed so I eate some semean fileld Milkik chohcolhat. I could feled they didn't use real semaen anymor and it just made thing more bads.
I went to Freds'dy partamento nbecause I was bred and wanted us to hev some fun unlike usually becaus we most try to annihialiateat each other oricifes. But we said we'd chill now. I wanted us to go bombping an care centerly elder, but he had to empty his ass from the 50 gallons of hot jjiz. I made him teabag his depress ,drunk, a day- comatos, mothe,r because I thought it would rad. Lolz it was!
We decided to do it tomorrow becaus the centre get more people at this time of year and we would prank lol more dumb old peplz. Im' a smarty panties.
Sam was busy argue with her momm about the truth behind 7/11 and the influence of agricultural economics on quasisocio-capitalist colleges that give degrees in drama, music, film, art and pornography acting. That sucky.
I want hous to my apament once agais and decied to just go on tumlrb and go tell ugly overweight cows that they're beutiful and that doctors are just gelatin of their gauss (more like gassy amirite) curves so they eat and I can go tot heir home and continu filmig a sequel to the movilm "Feed" from the year 1*1*1*1*1*2005.
As I finnish shed rubing my hug cocc that I keep hide in my vag in public, my squirt smegma phoney rings and I answer, tiredingly.
"Who dis"
"It's mR. C!"
"Holy shit,"
