a/n: sorry for taking so long to put this up I've had a lot of work and school has been very tiresome, so today I had time an I got this up as fast as I could.

DISCLAMER: I do not own Naruto, I'm just a really crazy fan girl…XD


"Lee, G-g-gaara what are you doing in here I mean y-you cant do stuff like

that at school! Its just wrong! Don't you have any shame!"

"Huh? Naruto what are you doing in here?"

"Hold on bushy brow I'm the one asking the questions here. don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about."

"No, Naruto we are the ones asking the questions. What exactly do you think……um Naruto your pants are down."

Just when Gaara had pointed out that Naruto had his pants down Narutos Vaseline fell from his bag rite in the middle of the small circle of people and Gaara being as observing as ever noticed Naruto's still (for some reason) hard on. Lee taking a little time to catch on wanted to laugh but didn't for the sake of Naruto's pride. But Gaara on the other hand wasn't so nice about it.

"Hahaha…, Naruto you where just jacking off…haha…and at…haa..s-s-school of all places…hahaha."

Naruto still prideful as ever (although still embarrassed and all the hell that much more pissed) when on with what he was talking about.

"Your talking about me you and bushy brow where having sex in the school bathroom……….oh wait you still have on all of your……what are you guys doing anyway."

Deciding that he had pocked enough fun at Naruto he answered him.

"Lee is helping me with an art project for Deidara Sensei's class next period, we had to make a stupid giant paper mashe mask. You should have the same assignment we do have the same art class."

"So when Gaara said its been hard since this morning….."

"I was talking about the mask."

"And when bushy brow said he was good a blowing……"

"I was talking about the blowing on the small parts of the mask that could be dried quickly with my breath, since we are using a fast drying mix just blowing on it would be enough."

Now feeling like more of a pervert then someone with rites to accuse Naruto continued to try and get his point across. Talking fast and stumbling over his words he finally got his last round of questions out.

"O-o-o k then what a-b-bbout, I mean what waas the whole thing with the mess a-a-a-nnd the white and the thickness and most of all the HOLE HUH? HOW CON YOU EXPLAN THAT."

"Arrrggg, to satisfy your weird ideological suggestion I'll answer this stupid question! We had to use more flour and water witch makes a white liquid it wasn't thick enough so I added more flour to it so I would stick to it. I had Lee make sure I was hard enough to put a hole in it with out breaking it. Is that enough info for you."

"For the love god, Naruto what do you have rolling around in your head you act like you've never made this kind of thing before. You must have a very vivid imagination, Lee and I would never have sex in the school bathroom the roof maybe but not the bathroom."

Blushing madly and barely getting his words out Lee studded out, "G-gaara why did you tell Naruto that, I though we was going to wait and tell all of our friends at the same time."

"Truthfully Lee I'm sure that all of our friends know. Naruto however is a bit slow when it comes down to things that are directly in his face. One day Naruto your lack of attention will get you in trouble. Check out your surroundings more you just might notice there's a whole other world around you Naruto."

And with that Gaara gave Lee a sweet kiss and chuckled at how many shades of red Lee tuned before going back to work on his mask. Naruto now looking like he just saw a ghost, grabbed his bag and took off out of the bathroom while all the same thinking about the advice Gaara had given him and what else he had missed out on. Making his way to the nurses office….


Ok you guys that was the rest of chapter 2, if you guys don't mind, tell me if you think I should add some kakashi and iruka randomness to drag out the grand finally.

Thank you for reading and as always please review and your advice is always welcomed.

I will have more up as soon as possible please bare with me….-_-

Flamers can go to yaoi hell were a 6000 pound man wherein a purple muumuu will strip down and dance for you…..XD