We own nothing besides Dandelion and Dusk.
"BLACK!" Dusk screamed hysterically.
Dandelion looked at her friend quizzically, who was dressed in a black t-shirt, black jeans, a black cape, and a black fedora.
"BBBLLLLAAAACCCKKKKKK!BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK EVERYONE! And Dandelion, we need to color coordinate our outfits!"
"Dusk, don't you think this is going a bit far?" asked Dandelion.
"You know what, your right! The studio needs to be black!" Dusk turned into a cat, dipped her paws in black paint, and slapped her paws on the wall.
"Dusk!Percy and Annabeth will be here any minute!"
At that moment a blur of blonde flashed across the stage and Annabeth materialized next to Dusk. She started trying to explain to Dusk about how color coordination is not the answer, but Dusk turned into a cat and jumped into her hair. Percy Jackson ran on stage and pulled Dusk out of Annabeth's hair and put her in a headlock, who at this moment was so crazy she was doing the Macarena in midair.
"Time for your shots." sighed Tansy, who walked on stage with a syringe and injected Dusk with a "calming medicine" (A.K.A. morphling).
"This. Is. Amazing." giggled Dandelion, who was holding up her green phone, videotaping the whole thing.
"BLACKBLACKBLACKBLACKBLACK!" shrieked Dusk before she collapsed into a black heap on the floor.
"So..." Annabeth began " Nice to meet you...?"
"Oh, yeah." Dandelion smiled and threw her arms out to the camera "Please welcome...PERCABETH!"
*epic rock music plays in background and confetti rains down from ceiling* XD
"Well, Annabeth, Percy, we have some questions for you."
"Ok." said Percy as he put his arm around Annabeth.
"This is all I need to say...Bob?"
Percy and Annabeth glanced at each other. "Well..." Percy said as Annabeth buried her head in his shoulder.
"If you want to skip the question, that's okay." whispered Dandelion, putting her hand on Percy's knee. Dusk, who had recovered from her black-induced freak out, squeezed Annabeth's hand.
"We are very grateful for Bob and Damsan's friendship. They saved our lives."
"Don't forget Small Bob." whispered Annabeth.
Percy smiled. "And Small Bob."
"On a happier note, how's the reconstruction of Olympus going Annabeth?" asked Dandelion.
"Are you using BLACK?!And COLOR COORDINATION!?" yelled Dusk as Tansy gave her another shot. "MERRY EASTER!" Dusk screamed and fell over again.
"Annabeth, I have a personal question for you."
"Ok." said Annabeth uneasily.
"When did you start crushing on Percy?"
Annabeth blushed. "Well, I really started having feelings for him around the time peroid of the second book."
Percy just turned pink and stared at the floor. "That's kinda when I started having feelings for you..."
"Awww...that so cute..." gushed Dusk, who had recovered (again).
"Speaking of Nico..." began Dandelion.
"That's shaky ground...and how is it, speaking of Nico?" muttered Percy. "He's a good kid, and he has been through a lot."
"Right, and is it hard to date a child of Athena?" asked Dusk, giving him a wink.
"Um..." Percy started blushing again. "It's FABULOUS."
"Really Percy?"
"Yea. why not?"
"Hey, you guys didn't answer our question about Nico." Dusk pressed,"What are your thoughts on him."
"My thoughts are that he could be hiding in the shadows at this moment." Annabeth muttered.
"No stalling guys." Dandelion said.
"You want to know about my thoughts on his sexuality huh?" Percy said.
"Yes." said both hosts unanimously.
"He's gay, he liked Percy, he dissed Percy, very funny by the way, and now him and Will are a thing now..." Annabeth said after a formidable silence.
"A thing, huh?" asked Dusk.
"Dusk, we are making them uncomfortable."
"Trust me, we already were." muttered Percy.
"Moving on!" screamed Dandelion. "So Percy, what was it like waking up only remembering Annabeth among other things?"
"Well, it was like waking up with your life GONE. But after a bit of thinking I had a memory surface of a very pretty girl who i hoped was my girlfriend. And after more brain wracking I found her name was Annabeth." he said with a smile.
Annabeth blushed and kissed him on the cheek.
"Very smooth my man, very smooth." said Dusk.
"And Percy, what were you thinking when Reyna asked you to be a fellow praetor?" asked Dandelion as she held up a spatula.
"Why a cooking utensil?" inquired Percy while pushing the spatula away from him and Annabeth.
"Were too broke to buy microphones, so this is the next best thing."
"And pray tell, where did all that money go?" hissed Tansy from behind the camera.
Dusk grinned evilly. "Black black furniture, and black clothes..."(this is the point where everyone zones out because nobody cares what black things Dusk ordered online)
"Percy, please answer the question." sighed Dandelion while Dusk giggled hysterically.
"Well, I just couldn't replace Jason, and I felt that Reyna was inviting a bit more than just the chance to be a praetor." explained Percy. "And were just friends."
Dandelion held up her script. "Last question. I was wondering-" she stopped and looked up. Annabeth had turned white and was wheezing.
"Annabeth, you alright?" asked Dusk.
"IT'S-A-SP-SP-I-I-D-D-ER!" Annabeth screamed, jumping into Percy's arms.
Indeed, a small arachnid was crawling around on the stage, heading straight for Annabeth. Dusk grinned and picked it up, then handed it to Percy.
Annabeth screamed, causing her and her boyfriend to fall over into Dusk, who had turned into a cat.
Dandelion snorted, pulled out her phone, took a selfie, texted her online friends the picture, and jumped offstage to get popcorn.
Tansy just sighed and started to calculate how long it would take her to repaint the studio and get new furniture.
That concludes todays episode!
