Disclaimer is in chapter 1 and 2 I don't feel like doing it for every chapter……maybe I will for you fagot ass perfectionists

Anyway I made MINOR changes to the ending of chapter 2 cause I didn't know how the shady guy would fit in since I was going to have him be the current overlord and teach naruto to me in my sense it wouldn't fit so don't bitch its MY FANfiction as in its fan made so I can do whatever the fuck I want anyway on with the story

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(That Night in Naruto's mind)

''Wh-where am I?'' stuttered a frighten naruto, He starts to walk around when he reaches a giant room with a cage built into the wall (A/N: It shows only the front bars of the cage as in the door since its built INTO the wall just for the record). In the room it self there was about a few centimeters of water and the walls were dark pink. As he looks up naruto sees pipes going from the cage then out of the room and branches off into different directions, the pipes were red but turned blue as soon as they left the room.

Naruto walks to the front of the cage and sees 4 sets of chains all coming from the corners of the cage and then meet in the middle where a scary looking skull padlocks joins all 4 and beneath the padlock is a paper saying 'Seal'. Just then a long red tail with a white tip shoots out of the cage ready to impale naruto but stops half a centimeter from his forehead. But what was surprising was that naruto didn't even flinch, he just stood there looking emotionless. As the tail retreats to the cage big eyes and a mouth grinning sinisterly (A/N: if u want to know what they look like go to and type in kyuubi for images it should show its eyes and mouth grinning through the cage(btw that's not the cage I was think of). ''Ahh so my jailer finally decides to visit me after 8 long years of solitude, what's the matter gonna let me go early for good behavior human? HAHAHAHA!'' Boomed kyuubi's voice.

Naruto just stares at it with no emotion crossing his face but his eyes……they showed pain like no other demon not even the kyuubi deserved! It was shocked when it looked into his eyes feeling just a bit of sadness and regret. ''So you're the kyuubi Iv always had a hunch you were in me its not that hard to figure out really, you attacked the same day I was born and the hokage then sealed it into an orphan baby, and I to was an orphan as far as I can remember, not to mention everyone calls me demon and I do have whisker like marks on my cheeks since I was born, like I said not that hard to figure out'' Said Naruto in a cold voice that made a shiver go up kyuubi's spine. ''Hmm your quite intelligent and brave for such a human, and for that you have earned my respect so I shall permit you to see my real form'' Kyuubi said.

The kyuubi was completely covered in a blue swirling light as it shrank down to human size of that of a 24 year old(A/N: I'm not describing what she looks like but her pic is on my profile just add 9 tails behind her). Naruto then went a little wide eyed and blushed as what he saw was the most gorgeous person he had ever saw in his whole life. Kyuubi giggles, '' I'm glad I still have that effect on men even if they are less cuter than you Naruto-kun'' She says in a angel like voice. ''Now I have a deal for you naruto-kun, if you release me from you I shall not destroy konoha and I will grant you the ultimate bloodline and teach you everything I know but you will have to be a half demon in order for it to work. If you still don't trust me then I'll make a demon blood promise, If I go back on my word I shall die a very slow and painful death never to return'' The kyuubi said thinking 'What am I thinking he'll never do it Iv already cuased him enough pain in his life'.

''Ok'' said naruto after a few seconds of thinking. To say the kyuubi was shocked was like saying jiraya was gay. ''Just rip off the seal and I'll do the rest'' She said. Naruto then ripped it off as he then crashed to the floor in pain like he's never experienced.

(Outside in the real world)

''Oh my such power, SUCH EVIL!'' cackled gnarl

''THE MASTA!!, THE MASTA!!'' screamed the minions

One minion then got out a pan and started to beat the jester as everyone else but gnarl joined in the classic game of 'Beat the Jester sensless like mutha fucka'

''Get Doc. We're going to need him'' said gnarl

(Back inside)

Naruto layed on the floor panting as kyuubi sat nxt to him stroking his hair. She bent over and kissed his forehead. ''Thank you naruto-koi, I promise I'll make you as strong as you can get'' whispered kyuubi

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END!

Not be as funny as my other chapters but I'm getting there. Sheesh

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