Target III: The Pineapple's Mood Swing!
Just being honest here, I am actually just writing a few of the scenarios on the spot.
But I already have the plot for this, and the list of victims.
So... I hope no one bashes me about this.
Warning:
Author's horrible grammar and possibly the flow of the story.
The OOC-ness of every single one of the KHR casts.
And constant (4th) wall breaking.
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Katekyo Hitman Reborn, I would turn it into possibly an All27 Shounen-Ai Anime.
[Narrator POV]
"I don't actually know if I should laugh or pity that stupid pineapple." Hayato admitted to his boss, after hearing what happened to the Mist Guardian, as he walking his way to school along with Tsuna, Enma, and Takemi.
"Me neither." Tsuna just sighed.
"Haha~ I bet she looks cute like Chrome-chan!" Takemi smiled at the brunette. "Right? Tsuna? Enma?"
"W-Well..." The Vongola Don blushed a bit as he remember the blue-haired girl.
Mukuro wore the female uniform of their school in Kokuyo when she and Chrome went to his house to confront what happened to her yesterday.
Her hair grew longer, reaching down her waist, but some of her hair was clipped on the back of her head to keep that pineapple hairstyle. Her eyes grew a bit bigger but still narrowed, almost giving that Miss-Independet look on her flawless face.
And what surprised Tsuna was that Mukuro is now almost the same height as Chrome.
"S-She is kinda pretty...?" The Vongola boss gave a sheepish smile and a bright pink blush on his face, causing Takemi to laugh at the other's adorableness.
"I only said she could be cute, Tsuna~"
Our Tuna-fishy blushed brighter red.
"OI! STOP EMBARRASSING THE TENTH, STUPID WOMAN!"
"Hahaha~"
"Um, Tsuna-kun?"
The brunette whimp looked over to his fellow red-haired whimp.
"What is it, Enma-kun?'
"She has long blue hair, right? M-Mukuro-san, I mean."
"... Yeah...?"
"... Is that her, Tsuna-kun?"
The three looked up to whatever Enma is pointing when they arrived at the school gates, and found a large crowd in front of the school building.
"HIIEEEEEEE!? M-MUKURO!?" Tsuna watched the scene before him in panic.
Kyoya had his tonfas out, his narrow steel gray eyes glaring darkly at the female with long blue hair, who is holding her trident.
"Sawada!" The two bosses flinched when they heard the yell of none other than Suzuki Adelheid of the Shimon Family. The yell caused the Vongola Boss to hide behind the Shimon Boss.
"A-Adel—"
"Control your Cloud, Sawada!" Adelheid glared at the poor brunette, who just squeaked in fright. "He is being unreasonable, and just charged against a transfer student!"
"... Transfer student...?" The four asked the tall woman before they looked back at the girl fighting against Kyoya, only to find her wearing the female uniform of Namimori Middle School.
"W-WHY IS MUKURO WEARING OUR S-SCHOOL'S UNIFORM!?"
"Kufufufu~ Good morning, Tsunayoshi~" Mukuro winked at the brunette, who shuddered in reply.
"W-Why are you here, Mukuro!?"
The pineapple twirled around like a happy school girl, before smiling almost innocently at the Vongola Don, which is very out of character for her and creeping the heck out of Tsuna.
"Why~? I'm here to go to school~" she chuckled before leaping away from the upcoming tonfa.
"For ignoring me for that herbivore, and mocking me with your presence, female or not," Kyoya growled. "I will BITE you to death."
"My~ Skylark-kun, you need to get a girlfriend soon," Mukuro chuckled at the raven prefect. "Kufufufu~ I could be your one and only if you like~"
Cue the genderbent victim #2 giving the raven prefect a playful wink.
Takemi just laughed at this, with Hayato shuddered in disgust, Adelheid stared at her in annoyance, and the two mafia bosses blushed bright red.
"I will bite you to death for catcalling." The prefect charged up to the girl, and the two foughr once more.
That was, until Kyoya managed to hit her straight in the stomach.
Tsuna's eyes widen at this. "H-Hibari-san! Stop!"
Mukuro slumped down on the ground, her trident disappearing for her to clench onto her stomach with both of her hands, as she moaned in pain.
"Mukuro-sama!" Chrome went over to her mistress' side to help her up.
Kyoya glared at the Vongola Don. "And why should I listen to you, herbivore."
That wasn't even a question.
Tsuna went over to whisper the prefect his reason with a faint blush on his face.
"S-She's on her period, Hibari-san."
"... She is?" Kyoya looked at the brunette with mild surprise.
Tsuna nodded.
In an instant, his tonfas were hidden away, almost as if it disappeared, before he looked at Chrome with those narrowed eyes.
"Take the blue pineapple to the infirmary." With that, the Cloud Guardian left.
Adelheid groaned at the president of the Disciplinary Committee (I'm just basically assuming that she joined the Disciplinary Committee but as Vice President, much to her dismay). She watched the brunette going towards the transfer student, along with his Guardian, 'Yamamoto's cousin', and her boss.
"Mukuro, are you all right...?" The Vongola boss' words trailed off when he just found something shocking on his Mist Guardian's face.
Rokudo Mukuro, known as one of the most troublesome yet awesome sadistic member of the famiglia, crying.
Yes, you read that right.
She was legit crying.
"K-Kyoya is so hic mean!" She wailed to her little eyepatch girl. "I-I just wanna hic a-ask him if he thinks I-I'm hic cute in his school's hic uniform! A-And then he hic attacked me!"
'IS THIS WHAT GIRLS UNDERGO WHEN THEY'RE ON THEIR PERIOD!?' Tsuna metally screamed as he sweatdropped at his Mist Guardian's mood swing.
"Is she on her monthly phases?" The raven Glacier Guardian asked the purple-haired Mist Guardian, who just nodded back.
Adelheid just sighed before grabbing the genderbent victim #2 from the girl with an eyepatch, and tossed her at the Vongola Don.
"You're familiar with her, so you take her to the infirmary." She then turned to bark at the crowd around them with her metal fans in hand. "Get back to your respective classrooms or I'll cleanse you!"
Everyone immediately ran straight into the school building.
Adelheid went in as well after grabbing the arm of her boss, and dragged Enma along with her.
"I-I'll see you later at lunch, Tsuna-kun!"
Tsuna sighed after waving his friend goodbye before looking at his Mist Guardian, who is hugging him.
"Kufufu~ Tsunayoshi's hair is so soft and fluffy~"
"Haha! I know, right?" Takemi smiled at her fellow victim of the Gender Bender Bullet.
"Come on, Mukuro," The boss told the blue-haired female. "Let's get you to the infirmary."
"Kufu~ Carry me, Tsunayoshi~"
Tsuna just gave the girl a blank look, as he was also ignoring his Storm Guardian's protests against his Mist Guardian's request.
However, in the end, the Vongola Don gave the girl a piggy back ride.
Of course, in which everyone was surprised to see 'Dame-Tsuna' able to carry a girl without falling head first to the floor.
After dropping the girl to the infirnary, the four headed back to class.
"It's a good thing Mukuro is not in our class." Tsuna sighed in relief. As much as he is a gentleman, he doesn't wanna face his Mist Guardian's mood swings.
Heck, he would rather face her illusions than her mood swings.
"My name now is Rokudo Mutsuko, Tsunayoshi~"
"... Right."
Chrome was eating with them and brought Muku— uh, Mutsuko along with her.
"Why are you here, Muku—"
"Mutsuko."
Tsuna cleared his throat. "Why are you here, Mutsuko?"
"Kufufufu~ I already told you the reason, Tsunayoshi~"
"... I'm calling Byakuran." The brunette held up his phone against his ear.
"NO!" Mutsuko grabbed the phone before slamming it on the floor and stomped on it into pieces.
Anyone would cry and get angry at this situation; the example of someone angry is Hayato, who is screaming at Mutsuko for breaking his Tenth's phone where he has every Guardians, friends, and his mom's phone number.
But Tsuna just looked at Mutsuko with a blank look before holding his hand out in a lazy fashion. "My phone, Mutsuko."
The blue Mist Guardian, who was smirking before, frowned at her boss— well, in Tsuna and his friends' point of view, she looked like she's pouting.
Chrome finds her mistress' pout cute.
"You're no fun, Tsunayoshi." The illusion around disappeared, along with the broken pieces of the phone, only for the said phone to appear in Mutsuko's hand.
"I'm definitely calling Byakuran, Mukur—"
"Mutsuko!"
"... Mutsuko."
"Don't call him, Tsunayoshi!" Mutsuko clung onto the brunette with teary eyes. "I would rather face the Skylark than that Albino Monster!"
Tsuna wants to ask why Mutsuko doesn't wanna meet with Byakuran, but discarded the thought because he would guess that his Mist Guardian's mood would swing to anger if he asked her.
"Tell me the reason, Muk—"
"And called me Mutsuko, darn it!" Mutsuko glared— well, pouted at her boss once more.
"... Mutsuko."
"Because I told her to, Dame-Tsuna!"
From above fell the 7 year old hitman, drop-kicking on his student in the head.
"OW!"
"It's bad to bully a girl, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn dusted his little suit with his handkerchief before pulling out a gun. "I should punish you for that."
"I just want to know WHY!"
"I already answered that question."
"THAT'S A TERRIBLE ANSWER!"
SMACK
"OW!" Tsuna groaned in pain, trying to sooth then throbbing cheek after being hit by a Leon Belt.
"A-Anyways," the Vongola boss looked at Reborn as he remembered something. "How did you came from above?"
"Took you long enough, kora!"
Deja vu.
From above fell the 7 year old former student of the COMSUBIN, drop-kicking on the Vongola Don in the head once more.
"OW!" Tsuna whined. "Kami-sama! Stop dropping kids from the sky!"
Kami-sama (/Author) paid no heed to the whining main character.
"So this is the current situation, kora?"
"Yup," Reborn replied. "Mukuro just got shot yesterday."
Ignore the whines of Tsuna when Mutsuko just let Reborn call her by her former male name.
Colonello nodded before he turned his attention to the two genderbent victims.
"Oi, how are you two coping with this?"
"IT'S HORRIBLE!" Mutsuko fell on the floor, as if she's in deep pain. "THE PAIN OF A GIRL'S MONTHLY PHASES IS UNBEARABLE!"
"Ah, she's on her time of the month?" The soldier asked the hitman.
"Yup."
Colonello sighed. "Well, looks like my stay will be extended."
"Extended?" Hayato asked, because the author wants him to. He was kinda left out.
"The CEDEF—" Tsuna flinched at this. "Well, Lal actually—" Tsuna sighed in relief. "They sent me to observe your Rain and Mist Guardian."
"Oh! Are you gonna stay at my place?" Takemi smiled at the blonde child.
Colonello just shrugged. "Sure, why not?"
"Great! I'll tell pops about it~" The raven girl then brought her phone out to call her dad.
"... Shouldn't Lal be the one observing, considering she's a girl and would most likely know what the girls are dealing with?"
"Lal is also in her monthly phase, kora."
Tsuna shuddered at the thought of the Spartan Woman becoming more spartan than she should be in her monthly phases.
"Good thing you volunteered to come."
"She forced me to, actually, kora."
"Oh. I'm glad you're here then."
KICK
"OW! Stop kicking me, Reborn!"
"I will send you to h3ll, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn's onyx eyes blazing in disgust and— wait, is that jealously I saw...?
Nah, Tsuna didn't get to see it when the hitman started shooting his student.
What a great day so far.
I'm probably on crack when I wrote this.
Mutsuko
- a woman with secrets
