STARRING:
Harry Potter
Edward Cullen
Bella Swan
Alice Cullen
Alex Cullen
&
Kat Potter (Harry's made up sister)
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Bella: Edward! He creeps me out, I think he's mentally challenged or pshyco, if you know what I mean.
Alice: Yeah, before we know it he going to start saying that he lives near the valley of hope and wonder!
Alex: And! And! He's gonna try to take us to Candy Mountain!
Edward: I'll try to get him out of here, but I still think he wants to kill me...
Bella: Ha! Kill you! I still think that's funny.
Edward: He says that he goes to "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry"!
Bella: turns to Harry Um, do you have a cell phone?
Harry: Who me?
Bella: Yeah!
Harry: Oh, yeah, here...
Alex: Do you have any mental problems?
Edward: elbows Alex Sh!
Alex: What? You have to admit, he is nuts...
Bella: picks any random number, for speed dial, and calls Harry's sister
Kat: What do you want Harry? I'm busy staring at the wall.
Bella: Do you know him?
Kat: Harry, I thought you got rid of your girly voice!
Bella: I'm not Harry.
Kat: Oh...Who are you and why are you calling me?
Bella: Um, I'm Bella..
Kat: OOOHHHH! A girl! Really! Well, I have to admit, I didn't know Harry could hold down a girlfriend!
Bella: Ew! No! I don't even know him!
Kat: Oh. Then what do you want?
Bella: Are you Harry's friend...
Kat: STOP RIGHT THERE! I AM NOT HARRY'S FRIEND!
Bella: Jeez, you Brits yell a lot.
Kat: What do you want anyway?
Bella: Take you brother back.
Kat: Why?
Bella: Because he's a freak!
Kat: That's true...
Bella: So take him back!
Kat: No! I finally got him off my shoulders.
Bella: hangs up phone
Alice: Now what?
Alex: I got it! How about...we freeze him...yeah...and then we thaw him like...300 years into the future! He would be totally creeped out!
Edward: That retarded.
Bella: I think it's awesome!
Alice: I third Alex's motion.
Edward: We are not freezing the meantally challenged dude!
Bella: Why not?
Edward: Because it's stupid!
Alice: Let's push him off a cliff!
Bella: Or! Or! We could freeze him and then push him off a cliff!
Alex: I'm with Bella.
Alice: Me too.
Edward: Lets just drop him off at his place where he wants to go and be done with it!
Bella: No
Edward: Yes
Bella: But what if he's like an Alligator?
Edward: What?
Bella: When an Alligator first enters a house or something, it's not afraid to come back. What if he's like that?
Alex: Excuse me? Dude? Are you like an Alligator?
Harry: What?
Edward: Alex!
Alex: What? It's just a question!
TO BE CONTINUED!
