STARRING:

Harry Potter

Edward Cullen

Bella Swan

Alice Cullen

Alex Cullen

&

Kat Potter (Harry's made up sister)

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Bella: Edward! He creeps me out, I think he's mentally challenged or pshyco, if you know what I mean.

Alice: Yeah, before we know it he going to start saying that he lives near the valley of hope and wonder!

Alex: And! And! He's gonna try to take us to Candy Mountain!

Edward: I'll try to get him out of here, but I still think he wants to kill me...

Bella: Ha! Kill you! I still think that's funny.

Edward: He says that he goes to "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry"!

Bella: turns to Harry Um, do you have a cell phone?

Harry: Who me?

Bella: Yeah!

Harry: Oh, yeah, here...

Alex: Do you have any mental problems?

Edward: elbows Alex Sh!

Alex: What? You have to admit, he is nuts...

Bella: picks any random number, for speed dial, and calls Harry's sister

Kat: What do you want Harry? I'm busy staring at the wall.

Bella: Do you know him?

Kat: Harry, I thought you got rid of your girly voice!

Bella: I'm not Harry.

Kat: Oh...Who are you and why are you calling me?

Bella: Um, I'm Bella..

Kat: OOOHHHH! A girl! Really! Well, I have to admit, I didn't know Harry could hold down a girlfriend!

Bella: Ew! No! I don't even know him!

Kat: Oh. Then what do you want?

Bella: Are you Harry's friend...

Kat: STOP RIGHT THERE! I AM NOT HARRY'S FRIEND!

Bella: Jeez, you Brits yell a lot.

Kat: What do you want anyway?

Bella: Take you brother back.

Kat: Why?

Bella: Because he's a freak!

Kat: That's true...

Bella: So take him back!

Kat: No! I finally got him off my shoulders.

Bella: hangs up phone

Alice: Now what?

Alex: I got it! How about...we freeze him...yeah...and then we thaw him like...300 years into the future! He would be totally creeped out!

Edward: That retarded.

Bella: I think it's awesome!

Alice: I third Alex's motion.

Edward: We are not freezing the meantally challenged dude!

Bella: Why not?

Edward: Because it's stupid!

Alice: Let's push him off a cliff!

Bella: Or! Or! We could freeze him and then push him off a cliff!

Alex: I'm with Bella.

Alice: Me too.

Edward: Lets just drop him off at his place where he wants to go and be done with it!

Bella: No

Edward: Yes

Bella: But what if he's like an Alligator?

Edward: What?

Bella: When an Alligator first enters a house or something, it's not afraid to come back. What if he's like that?

Alex: Excuse me? Dude? Are you like an Alligator?

Harry: What?

Edward: Alex!

Alex: What? It's just a question!

TO BE CONTINUED!